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Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Kawalimus posted:

CRABTREE!! OUR SUPERBOWL HERO!!

Holy poo poo that throw and catch, what team is this?

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

a new study bible! posted:

The Cleveland Browns selected Denzel Ward 4th overall and he already has 2 interceptions.

an immediate culture fit i see

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

a new study bible! posted:

The Cleveland Browns selected Denzel Ward 4th overall and he already has 2 interceptions.

Wow

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
The Texans are back, baby. They're dogshit. Awooooo (wolf howl)

Did the O-line get worse or was Deshaun somehow able to spin that dogshit into gold last year despite being hurried/knocked down on almost every single dropback?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Saw M Murphy leading a team in rushing (with a whopping 18 yards) and checking to see it was Marcus I came across an official Bills site mailbag with this quote:

quote:

While I understand the impatience in wanting to see Josh Allen play, I think you’re getting a little ahead of yourself. I think Peterman makes the offense more functional right now.

Imagine what it must look like with Allen in there :gonk:

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Sep 9, 2018

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

pmchem posted:

Ravens having the single most predictable win of the week

Steelers winning as ugly as possible without losing vs the Browns.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
maybe someday the secondary won't get flag flag flag to extend these drives

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



https://twitter.com/JoeBuscaglia/status/1038857930991390720

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Holy poo poo Browns penalty right outta the gate. Also Tyrod just got killed.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I wish Tom Brady was my dad so he’d kiss me on the mouth.

Tom Brady is actually an evil spirit and every time he kisses his child on the mouth he passes another fragment of the evil being into his progeny.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Jesus, he earned that facemask call.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Marketing New Brain posted:

Holy poo poo that throw and catch, what team is this?

A team that actually gets halfway decent receivers for its QB.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Good chance that the Browns never score a point again.

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry
holy poo poo barkley almost died

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Bills will complete like a hail mary here for just yardage to make their numbers look slightly lelss abysmal

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eltoasto posted:

Jesus, he earned that facemask call.

Yeah I thought he wanted Barkleys head for a Predator trophy case.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Josh Allen gonna play today?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I mean just play Josh Allen now if only because he could use the reps. We’re already in backup territory.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

A team that actually gets halfway decent receivers for its QB.

are you that convinced by a dude named willie snead and a guy we cant let get near harpers ferry

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.nfl.com/history/randf/records/team/firstdowns

quote:

Fewest First Downs, Game

0

N.Y. Giants vs. Green Bay, Oct. 1, 1933
Pittsburgh vs. Boston, Oct. 29, 1933
Philadelphia vs. Detroit, Sept. 20, 1935
N.Y. Giants vs. Washington, Sept. 27, 1942
Denver vs. Houston, Sept. 3, 1966

You can do it Nate

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Hah still no first down

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
fuckin beybladed him

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Ghost Dog posted:

im really never going to see crabtree do a good thing for the ravens and not chuckle about how he basically gifted them a superbowl lmao thanks dude

Gift that keeps on giving

Also smiths deserves some credit

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Also play Josh Allen because not even he can be worse than Peterman.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

shame saquon barkley died

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Ghost Dog posted:

are you that convinced by a dude named willie snead and a guy we cant let get near harpers ferry

I'm not saying they're the league's best corps but it's not Mike Wallace and like no one else. I'd say it's our best corps since Boldin/Mason/Houshmandzadeh/Heap

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Jarvis Landry getting n fools heads.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

artie burns...

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Kawalimus posted:

A team that actually gets halfway decent receivers for its QB.

It will be interesting to see what Flacco can do with just league average receiving talent

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Bills looked up a list of records they wanted to break this season. Unfortunately they chose all the bad ones.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

fsif posted:

Also play Josh Allen because not even he can be worse than Peterman.

It took you 30 mins of football to agree with me.. haha.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I can't believe Saquon is dead like Joey Bosa

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

the bills are uh

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Kawalimus posted:

I'm not saying they're the league's best corps but it's not Mike Wallace and like no one else. I'd say it's our best corps since Boldin/Mason/Houshmandzadeh/Heap

Please don't remind me of the Housh years

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


surprised Joey Porter didn't just run onto the field and swing on Landry

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread
49ers going to run out of guards

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Marketing New Brain posted:

Please don't remind me of the Housh years

Housh was fine. Cam Cameron was our coordinator and he refused to design the offense around more than two receivers.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/1038859914863669248

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

mcmagic posted:

It took you 30 mins of football to agree with me.. haha.

mcmagic was right

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