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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

triple sulk posted:

what kind of alcohol should i buy for when i'm dying in hurricane force winds

mdma imo

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i swear to god if i ever get left alone with wolf blitzer im going to noogie his big giant forhead so hard and im going to do it in a way that leaves a big, bruised swastika on his forehead. just so he cant be on camera without a literal pound of pancake makeup covering that poo poo up

how did he even get the job??? where is the wolf blitzer audition tape?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/509428339862675456?s=19

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Bearjew posted:

it can't be real

deep neck

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

DryGoods posted:

from reading an article yesterday, it looks like the govt misinterpreted a text about offering sex but isn't the ton of other evidence still valid? i don't think they were basing this on one text

WITCH HUNT!

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

cumshitter posted:

i swear to god if i ever get left alone with wolf blitzer im going to noogie his big giant forhead so hard and im going to do it in a way that leaves a big, bruised swastika on his forehead. just so he cant be on camera without a literal pound of pancake makeup covering that poo poo up

how did he even get the job??? where is the wolf blitzer audition tape?

the wolf tape is real

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

GSD posted:

holy poo poo ivanka's neck

shes molting

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

way, gay

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




the degree to which the growing unrest in labor and numerous huge strikes has been ignored by the media would be astonishing if I didn't already know that all of the narratives are dictated by billionaire rent seekers and captains of industry

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


triple sulk posted:

what kind of alcohol should i buy for when i'm dying in hurricane force winds

rum

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




t p

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

triple sulk posted:

im gonna fuckin die lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

triple sulk posted:

what kind of alcohol should i buy for when i'm dying in hurricane force winds

Talk to Jose

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





this guy fucks

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*lorne michaels stands up and slow claps*

wow. wolf. ok, hate the stage name but we can work on that. love the act. you're our next weekend update anchor, congratulations

Wolf Blitzer: wait, this isnt real news? no thanks, pal!

Lorne: where the gently caress are you going you moron? thats the fire exit, dont push it, it will set off the alarm for the- oh and you just pushed it good job moron

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
why does anyone try to serious post in the irony nihilism poo poo post Trump thread lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
trumpo is lit

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

lmao everyone itt dying on the hill to call everyone a retard would totally be doing the same thing with the word fag 30 years ago

not to mention its hella inaccurate, ive had mentally disabled coworkers who could wash dishes and clean a floor just fine

no fukken way trmop can mop, not unless its piss and he wipin it up with his jockeys

t0aine
Apr 7, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'm feeling naushous

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

it gives me great comfort to know that when i die (hopefully many years from now) i will spend eternity in Heaven with Mr. Trump

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lol the secret meaning of The Presidnt revealed

he an asswipe!!!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

GSD posted:

holy poo poo ivanka's neck

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

t0aine posted:

i'm feeling naushous
weed

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i say this with 100% sincerity

good job making ivanaka's neck look like a veiny dick

i know its a very specific fetish but i want one, and only one, giant vein on the dicks i gently caress and suck

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

mother of god...

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1038764732516376576?s=21

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


Turn him green and this would look like a special unit portrait from Wacraft 2

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

this has always been the case

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cumshitter posted:

i say this with 100% sincerity

good job making ivanaka's neck look like a veiny dick

i know its a very specific fetish but i want one, and only one, giant vein on the dicks i gently caress and suck
other than the main vein? :thunk:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Good soup! posted:

Turn him green and this would look like a special unit portrait from Wacraft 2

same but don’t turn him green

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



tttmrpo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/BradWar45698269/status/1038858835413413889

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
trump is a loser and a coward lmao

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


kelley hiding the ring because in fact he is general goatse rear end battalion

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/curaffairs/status/1038149308044988418

help help! im bein owned online!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



GSD posted:

trump is a loser and a coward lmao

no he'a great!!! hes the president!!!

you can disagree with him but you have to respext the officd

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

i say this with 100% sincerity

good job making ivanaka's neck look like a veiny dick

i know its a very specific fetish but i want one, and only one, giant vein on the dicks i gently caress and suck

if you arrange all my photoshops in chronological order, they form a mosaic of Trump bull riding a giant penis

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Kilmers Elbow posted:

kelley hiding the ring because in fact he is general (chief of staff) goatse rear end battalion

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Shear Modulus posted:

no he'a great!!! hes the president!!!

you can disagree with him but you have to respext the officd

the office of president is for losers :sad:

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ol goat rear end kelly

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