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I loved how the cops completely forgot to check his truck...you know the one with eyeballs and blood all over it. That or going by the ending did nothing about the insane asylum with the cult.
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Sep 9, 2018 20:57
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I'm a cop and I can confirm I LOVE to chew on frozen eyeballs
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Sep 9, 2018 22:43
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I had a terrible idea: Tommy Whizzo
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Canned Panda posted:I had a terrible idea: Tommy Whizzo Everyone betrays me and now I have that to worry about!
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Psychotronic Man is now on Prime and I give it a hearty "huh?"
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muscles like this! posted:Psychotronic Man is now on Prime and I give it a hearty "huh?" Clicking play on this badboy immediately.
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Sep 11, 2018 02:18
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It feels like the middle 50% of a movie without the first and last 25%.
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Sep 11, 2018 02:30
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Here is my updated list of RiffTrax free to Amazon Prime members. 19 riffs left, while 22 were added! https://www.pbandawesome.com/2018/09/list-of-rifftrax-vod-available-free-on.html
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Canned Panda posted:Here is my updated list of RiffTrax free to Amazon Prime members. This is pretty cool, thanks
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muscles like this! posted:It feels like the middle 50% of a movie without the first and last 25%. This is probably the best summary of it. The amount of time spent meditaitively waiting for a scene to occur and then punctuated by nonsensically fast plot development was trully pyschotronic. I did like that where is basically an abandone empty road in the film is now a huge area with public transit train access. Canned Panda posted:Here is my updated list of RiffTrax free to Amazon Prime members. This is quite handy, thanks
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Anyone know why Galaxy Invader isn't up anymore? Was it a copyright issue?
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Finally got around to watching Samurai Cop and that... sure was a thing. I want an entire prequel movie about the police chief and his hatred of everything.
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Jet Jaguar posted:Finally got around to watching Samurai Cop and that... sure was a thing. I want an entire prequel movie about the police chief and his hatred of everything. Watched it too the other day for the first time. On Rifftrax's Twitch channel. Its just as bad as I heard. But a true gem I found was Guy From Harlem. The fight scenes are hilariously terrible. Worse than Shatner ones.
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happyhippy posted:Watched it too the other day for the first time. On Rifftrax's Twitch channel. Its just as bad as I heard.
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Sep 23, 2018 14:38
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Every scene is obviously the first and only take, and there certainly weren't any rehearsals. There's that beautiful moment where the actor playing Big Daddy is about a minute into a long monologue, realizes he forgot his lines, freezes up, spends a couple seconds very clearly getting himself back on track with his monologue, and still finishes the scene in the single take.
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Sep 23, 2018 20:50
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The Bridget and Mary Jo riff The Amazing Mister X is on Prime and is a lot of fun.
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Jet Jaguar posted:Finally got around to watching Samurai Cop and that... sure was a thing. I want an entire prequel movie about the police chief and his hatred of everything. The editing in Samurai Cop is BAFFLING. It's the kind of thing that people who are intentionally trying to make a bad movie never even attempt.
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With Samurai Cop, it's important to understand that it being so weirdly edited and the Samurai Cop having a wig in a lot of the scenes are sort of due to the same thing--six months or so after filming wrapped up, the director called everyone and had them shoot and re-shoot a lot.
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:Anyone know why Galaxy Invader isn't up anymore? Was it a copyright issue? Yes. Hideous Sun Demon is also gone for the same reason.
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The new Mary + Bridget riff is really good. Early 90's Cannon. Mike Dudikoff, Steven Dorf, Mickey Dolenz' daughter, Peter DeLuise.
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I really hope this opens the Cannon floodgates! Imagine a Masters of the Universe riff! Or Hercules!
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Canned Panda posted:I really hope this opens the Cannon floodgates! Imagine a Masters of the Universe riff! Or Hercules! Invasion USA or what the gently caress are we even doing here
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I thought Laser Mission didn't actually contain the phrase "laser mission" and I have never been so happy to be wrong
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Its the followed by a gibberish geographic area that sounds like a word for rare species of monkey’s mating ritual
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I am only 90% of the way through Rescue Me but I am thinking it might be insanely bad
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Can we talk about how nearly every line out of Dective Cold Iron’s mouth in R.O.T.O.R. is like listening to a Markov Chain try to win an academy award?
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Barudak posted:Can we talk about how nearly every line out of Dective Cold Iron’s mouth in R.O.T.O.R. is like listening to a Markov Chain try to win an academy award? The RLM guys dubbed him "Back Problems" because every line sounded like he was clenching his teeth in terrible pain.
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Everything about ROTOR just raises further questions. Like the comedy cop robot or the weirdly racist Native American scientist who causes everything to happen or bodybuilder lady scientist or the fact that ROTOR was being designed for some kind of Mad Max-esque collapse of society even though everything seemed okay or how ROTOR was not supposed to be active for another 20 something years but they had a motorcycle and locker all ready to go. Also the ending where Cold Iron is just straight up loving murdered.
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muscles like this! posted:Like the comedy cop robot Robot cop is the best character and I won't hear a word disparaging him  I love when ROTOR gets out and robot cop just nopes the gently caress out and resigns on the spot
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The ending of the film is what makes the film incredible. Its as if the script itself understands how completely at odds with both of the things tbe film is trying to say are and that it gave both of those messages to the same character so it decides to solve that issue as quickly as possible. Also never forget that the man who built a cop robot with a function thats basically “indescriminantly murder” by his own admission later complains his mistake was not programming it to also love things on top of the murdering.
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Canned Panda posted:I really hope this opens the Cannon floodgates! Imagine a Masters of the Universe riff! Or Hercules! What about Golan/Globus? Their catalog would be a treat. Firewalker! It’s got Lou Gossett AND Chuck Norris! King Solomon’s Mines!
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Jet Jaguar posted:What about Golan/Globus? Their catalog would be a treat. Firewalker! It’s got Lou Gossett AND Chuck Norris! King Solomon’s Mines! Golan/Globus owned Cannon for a few years. Both of those movies listed are Cannon.
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Jet Jaguar posted:What about Golan/Globus? Their catalog would be a treat. Firewalker! It’s got Lou Gossett AND Chuck Norris! King Solomon’s Mines! Cannon = Golan/Globus. They made some movies before and after, but all the stuff you care about was Cannon.
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The Cannon doc on Netflix is amazing by the way. Link below. https://www.netflix.com/watch/80018...c1cc6db00%2C%2C
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Jose Oquendo posted:Golan/Globus owned Cannon for a few years. Both of those movies listed are Cannon. I remember seeing a story about them on 60 Minutes back the late 70s. They would go to film festivals and rent out a big room. On one wall would be a giant white board. Along one side was a list of movie titles and a grid across the side of each for investors and how much they were willing to commit. The movies did not exist. If they got enough money, they would make the movie.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I remember seeing a story about them on 60 Minutes back the late 70s. They would go to film festivals and rent out a big room. On one wall would be a giant white board. Along one side was a list of movie titles and a grid across the side of each for investors and how much they were willing to commit. It's all in that documentary mentioned above. It's an absolute pro-watch.
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Hey, remember when MST3K riffed on the first two parts of the Phantom Creeps? Well, RiffTrax just finished the job.
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remusclaw posted:The Cannon doc on Netflix is amazing by the way. Link below. That was great. Golan and Globus were loving insane.
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muscles like this! posted:Everything about ROTOR just raises further questions. Like the comedy cop robot or the weirdly racist Native American scientist who causes everything to happen or bodybuilder lady scientist or the fact that ROTOR was being designed for some kind of Mad Max-esque collapse of society even though everything seemed okay or how ROTOR was not supposed to be active for another 20 something years but they had a motorcycle and locker all ready to go. One of my favorite bits is where Coldiron calls bodybuilder scientist lady and says "we've never met"...then later proceeds to reminisce with her about the time they met at a conference where they unveiled ROTOR.
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