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This must be that same guy who licked the salt planet in Star Wars TLJ I suppose there's nothing truly wrong with Snopes debunking headlines from satire sites, but they should really just say "no it's a satire site you dummy" and move on instead of writing this whole big article about it. Sir Lemming has a new favorite as of 13:39 on Sep 9, 2018 |
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Sir Lemming posted:This must be that same guy who licked the salt planet in Star Wars TLJ They seem to pick out satire headlines that make the rounds on social media as if they were real.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:They seem to pick out satire headlines that make the rounds on social media as if they were real. If you take their articles at face value, they do the extended debunkings because they keep getting emails from gullible readers asking "is this real????/".
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I can't believe that there was a second where I was thinking "This is really stupid, but it probably wasn't the Babylon Bee. They're stupid, but not that stupid." But of course they were.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:U.S. Open Fan Who Dunked Chicken Tender Into Soda: "People Are Telling Me I Should Go To Jail" I like this other delightful headline that was below the article on the page. It's not as immediately intriguing, perhaps, but it paints a beautiful picture on its own. 'U.S. Open Chair Umpire Betrayed By Arm Rest, Eats It'
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Sep 9, 2018 18:55
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Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
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Sep 9, 2018 22:04
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gently caress you if you think I am clicking that link. Last time I read a story like that, I couldn't relax in an office chair for a month.
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spog posted:gently caress you if you think I am clicking that link. Well, not if you tense up...
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A man accused of kicking a seagull that ate his cheeseburger has been fined $124quote:NH1 interviewed the recipient of the fine, Nate Rancloes, who said that if he had intentionally hurt the seagull in front of so many witnesses he might be the "dumbest criminal ever."
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https://twitter.com/WCVB/status/1038238767604150273
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Sep 10, 2018 04:49
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3 - 5 slices of ham a day for 8 years. Should have eaten more.
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Sep 10, 2018 04:53
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It would probably just ruin it but I really want to know.
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They made the woman who gave the seagull to a lifeguard kill it? lmao
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This is like that song where the guy eats a little bit of ham at work every day for years and makes a frankenpig after.
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Aesop Poprock posted:They made the woman who gave the seagull to a lifeguard kill it? lmao I think they didn’t mean ‘put it down’ in the euphemistic sense. More ‘please stop carrying a large angry bird around, ma’am’.
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It's about time someone took the fight to the seagulls, that man has my support
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AMISH FRIED PIES posted:This is like that song where the guy eats a little bit of ham at work every day for years and makes a frankenpig after. Can’t decide if this sounds like more an Arlo Guthrie or senile Raffi song
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Sep 10, 2018 11:41
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Sounds like a real ham burgler.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Can’t decide if this sounds like more an Arlo Guthrie or senile Raffi song Alice’s Delicatessen? I don’t think it quite works.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Can’t decide if this sounds like more an Arlo Guthrie or senile Raffi song Johnny Cash, in fact. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Piece_at_a_Time
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Now this is just poking the hornet’s nest. Also happening recently: https://twitter.com/raminnasibov/status/1038778772420481024?s=21
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The MSJ posted:Now this is just poking the hornet’s nest. Hey, I remember that mission from Tony Hawk
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes reboot lookin' good.
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The MSJ posted:Also happening recently: "Wait! Wait! I am a number! I AM A NUMBER!"
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Deadly fire exposes wealthy man’s secret underground tunnels
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This article is amazing
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quote:“He said he made his money off bitcoins,” This is my surprised face.
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His name was Jonathan Livingston
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All that money and he couldn't afford a tube of Clearasil. Contribution... 
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Sep 11, 2018 04:07
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That works out to less than 9K slices. What kind of ridiculous ham math is involved here?
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Dylan16807 posted:That works out to less than 9K slices. What kind of ridiculous ham math is involved here? This whole thing reeks of "we needed a reason to fire this guy and deny him unemployment and HR said we have to file a police report".
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A homeless man reported a dead body by carrying the skull into a Florida Publix and using it as a puppet.
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Trump describes Hurricane Florence as "Tremendously big and tremendously wet."
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Never forget.
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