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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 1 MNF GDT (Early): Does Darnold Dominate? Disappointment TBD
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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007

Canned Panda posted:

So what's the over/under on Patricia suffering cardiac arrest during a game this season?

I hope greater than 1

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Aaaaaand I’m finished. lol

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Throw him into the end zone, sure why not

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Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How has Darnold looked?

Lions making him look like Fitzmagic

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Jets have good WRs.

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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


 this game is bad and weird, and sometimes good

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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I thought Matt Patricia was supposed to be a defensive minded coach. He's getting schooled by a rookie QB.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

C-Euro posted:

Throw him into the end zone, sure why not

It looked like ballroom dancing

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1039321242522853377

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ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
can't believe this actually turned into a game of footbrawl after that clown fiesta of a first half

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I thought Matt Patricia was supposed to be a defensive minded coach. He's getting schooled by a rookie QB.

He's also been schooled by backups too, so it's not surprising.

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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
 get this: fat patricia

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

get this: fat patricia

lol

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ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
wow this single parents show looks ridiculously unfunny

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

get this: fat patricia

:mrapig:

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I thought Matt Patricia was supposed to be a defensive minded coach. He's getting schooled by a rookie QB.

Brady threw for 500 yards and his defense lost the Super Bowl to Nick Foles.

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
bet he get's called fatty patty alot

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ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
and you know what? the lions deserve another 0 and 16 season for hiring matt patricia.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

get this: fat patricia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of8kY_IbYq4

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Maybe try running on the edge lions

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Yikes

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 loving lol

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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ShortStack posted:

and you know what? the lions deserve another 0 and 16 season for hiring matt patricia.

The Lions deserve another 0 and 16 season for being the Lions.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The Jets will win the Superbowl.

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Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
I think Lions can't run the ball because they don't know how to do a hand off that isn't like a hand shake.

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
:fork:

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ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax

BGrifter posted:

The Lions deserve another 0 and 16 season for being the Lions.

this is true too

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Christ Almighty

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 Staff is garbage tonight

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Kawalimus posted:

The Jets will win the Superbowl.

:bisonyes:

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 stop

he's already dead

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress Matt?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 This is hilarious

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Whaaaat

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Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
 Ha Jesus. Lions 0-16 again.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I have always loved Darron Lee and have never said anything other than that I love Darron Lee.

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I'm done tonight

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
oh thats another way of saying banging a mistress right?

Yay another pick.

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

BGrifter posted:

The Lions deserve another 0 and 16 season for being the Lions.

fuckin' christ can you just go and gently caress off

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ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
oh my god i'm done

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