NFL Week 1 MNF GDT (Early): Does Darnold Dominate? Disappointment TBD

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Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I thought Matt Patricia was supposed to be a defensive minded coach. He's getting schooled by a rookie QB.

lol come on

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sirtommygunn: Mar 7, 2013

This game loving owns

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:20

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Good lord this woman's accent.

Yaaaarrrrrds!

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:20

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

That�s the Jets first defensive TD since 2013.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:20

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

That man is getting fired.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

tonight is not a good night to be a lions fan, but then again it never is

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Stafford has them right where he wants them

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

Stafford sandbagging to make every sack look as Roughing The Passer as possible is hilarious.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Imagine getting a head coaching job with a great qb and getting blown out by the loving jets on opening night at home

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

Styles Bitchley: Nov 13, 2004; FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

To be fair Stafford has been practicing against garbage middle linebackers for the past 4 months. To see someone who actually makes plays on the ball is a surprise I guess.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

mcmagic posted:

I have always loved Darron Lee and have never said anything other than that I love Darron Lee.

Eh im just gonna assume this is one of his scheduled "broken clock" moments for now to be safe

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

another rotten apple from the belichick coaching tree

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Diva Cupcake posted:

That�s the Jets first defensive TD since 2013.

already have a quarter of all int's from last year

i haven't felt this feeling in years

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Maybe Stafford is sabotaging the team so they can get rid of the fat rapist ham in less than a season?

lol

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:21

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

looking forward to when patricia benches stafford for cassel to break his ironman streak.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:22

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

is matt stafford a elite quarterback

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:22

ShimSham: May 25, 2007; I heard you
like how I sack.

BGrifter posted:

The Lions deserve another 0 and 16 season for being the Lions.

They've got their eye on someone in the draft and they'll do anything to get him.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:22

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

First defensive TD in 5 years lol.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:22

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

God this game's had 5 turnovers? This is so good

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:22

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

another rotten apple from the belichick coaching tree

To be fair, it's more of a dingle berry

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:22

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Kalli posted:

Stafford's pretty good at this.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:22

Styles Bitchley: Nov 13, 2004; FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Told my wife I was gonna cancel Sunday Ticket if the Lions lose this game. poo poo might save me like $300.

Behind every honolulu blue cloud is a silver lining .

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

guys

jets bitch

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:23

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Ow blount

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:24

ShimSham: May 25, 2007; I heard you
like how I sack.

Styles Bitchley posted:

Told my wife I was gonna cancel Sunday Ticket if the Lions lose this game. poo poo might save me like $300.

Behind every honolulu blue cloud is a silver lining .

I thought Sunday Ticket was only like $100 a season now.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:24

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

Serious question, why didn't that stafford hit draw a roughing the passer penalty? I've seen them call it on less egregious hits

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:24

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Nfknee north

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:24

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Stafford wanting a post-career TV gig like Cutler.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:24

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

adaz posted:

Serious question, why didn't that stafford hit draw a roughing the passer penalty? I've seen them call it on less egregious hits

Lions

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:25

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

ShimSham posted:

They've got their eye on someone in the draft and they'll do anything to get him.

Gotta respect their dedication to their draft strategy.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:25

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Against All Tyrants; Ultra Carp

This isn't how I expected the season opener to go but to be honest I am not exactly surprised

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:25

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Patricia did something to Stafford.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:25

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

Nooooo! Blount!

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:25

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

adaz posted:

Serious question, why didn't that stafford hit draw a roughing the passer penalty? I've seen them call it on less egregious hits

I wasn't paying attention but you can't hit them in the head area, the knee area, late, or fall on them.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:25

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

Stafford wanting a post-career TV gig like Cutler.

Surprise retire like megatron and barry sanders.

yet another broken soul

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:25

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Vengarr posted:

Nooooo! Blount!

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:25

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Kalli posted:

God this game's had 5 turnovers? This is so good

There was 2 on 1 play.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:26

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

I wasn't paying attention but you can't hit them in the head area, the knee area, late, or fall on them.

Yeah he fell on top of him and a little to the side is why I was wondering.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:26

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Patricia did something to Stafford.

Patricia claims another victim.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Diva Cupcake posted:

There was 2 on 1 play.

Yeah, fair.

Also from Barnwell: Stafford had 3 interceptions at home all of last season.

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