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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

C-Euro posted:

Turned off the game after they went up 31-17 but I'm reading these posts like an idiot and I'm guessing...pick six?

Punt return TD

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

mcmagic posted:

I literally can't believe what I'm watching.

lol darron lee and special teams. This is the mcmagic game.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
sPeShUl tEeMz

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Jets good lions bad

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

C-Euro posted:

Turned off the game after they went up 31-17 but I'm reading these posts like an idiot and I'm guessing...pick six?

Punt return TD

This is an abject nightmare

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
Jets = good? I'm very confused

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dutchy posted:

don't think the lions are gonna win, guys

Matt Cassel is gonna shred

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
The Jets are fun.

1 game analysis.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Dejan Bimble posted:

What do you think about this sociological type NFL theory, all the qb protection rules came about as a reward for qbs for betraying their striking teammates in 1987, the NFL QB club (remember the bad videogame) became bosses within the ranks. Now they get special privilege, the slide rule (which is 30 years old, from 1988 I believe), guys getting called for 15 yard penalties for sacking the qb without slowing down first, the tuck rule, all that stuff.

I've never heard that theory before and it's interesting. But the simpler explanation is that qb injuries are bad for the bottom line.

ShimSham
May 25, 2007

I heard you
like how I sack.

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

Can the refs throw a late flag on this play?

The Stafford hit?

He got hit in the back of his shoulders and in his ribs. One player fell on him, but didn't do so with most of his weight and didn't drive him into the ground.

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
This might not be Detroit's year

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Substandard posted:

Jets = good? I'm very confused

Lions=bad, actually

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

misdirectomy posted:

This might not be Detroit's year

:thunk:

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

C-Euro posted:

Turned off the game after they went up 31-17 but I'm reading these posts like an idiot and I'm guessing...pick six?

Punt return, so that the Lions can have comprehensively failed in every aspect of the game.

I mean, maybe they still need a short kick to get returned, but...

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
The way Mawlins says YAAAARRRRRDS is growing on me. It's like she's a pirate :nyoron:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

not a lot to look forward to with this lions team yikes goondolences det fans

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Punt return TD

This is an abject nightmare

this is literally every bad prediction about the lions being correct, we might aswell go 0-16

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


It might have been the Jets, but god drat I am happy Patricia's first game is going to be memorably awful.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Jets special teams in the preseason was so bad, now it's unstoppable.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

We're trapped in a nightmare that never ends

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004
Goddamnit one guy chose the jets in my pick ‘em league and he’s going to win the week on this game.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Substandard posted:

Jets = good? I'm very confused

They are good like how clubs are good against baby seals.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Cassel has them right where he wants them

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol Patricia always sucked and yet the Lions hired him.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
This is how I expected a Patricia led team to go

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

this is literally every bad prediction about the lions being correct, we might aswell go 0-16

The Lions do play the Bills this year. That'll be something.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I gotta say every time they talk about the fat rapist bringing the "patriot way" to detroit, i'm enjoying this a little bit more.

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Kalli posted:

Matt Cassel is gonna shred

It's 49ers vs Lions next week, if Stafford is dead it's a battle of the Brady understudies

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Lions, Titans, Cowboys, Cardinals: Who might rebound?

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Holy poo poo. I step out for a smoke and they Lions gave up another TD?

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Stafford is going to die.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
the ghost of stan kwan haunting the lions special teams

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Crescent Wrench posted:

On the contrary, it's just that I'm very familiar with the Jets.

The Sanchize years were more success than Detroit has seen since the 1950s. Like<, I get the jets suck usually but the Lions are on a whole nother level

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

marioinblack posted:

The Lions do play the Bills this year. That'll be something.

it'll be a tie

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

schweens posted:

Cassel has them right where he wants them

The defense is very tired from being on the field so much.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







at this point i cant see a way out for lions fans other than suicide

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


adaz posted:

You havent' paid much attention to the detroit lions have you

The last time the Lions lost to the Jets by over 7 was 2002

Pennington had 4 TDs

curiosity fucked me up
Oct 7, 2014
K gonna skip being a lions fan this year. Gonna get off this ride early.

Go vikings!

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

sirtommygunn posted:

Jets special teams in the preseason was so bad, now it's unstoppable.

Not just the preseason... It's been horrible for as long as Bowles has been here.

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