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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 1 MNF GDT (Early): Does Darnold Dominate? Disappointment TBD
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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Jesus this is a comprehensive failure on every level

Stafford getting picked, receivers can't catch, defense awful, special teams getting torched, Prater missing kicks...

and it's against the jets

this is some twilight zone bullshit let me out LET ME OUT

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

Luckily it stays a 3 score game!

welp

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
This weekend of football rules.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Fire everyone

This is amazing

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Play posted:

Game not over

this post is less than three minutes old

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The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Jesus christ

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Lol that lady talking about surrender cobras and shots of people leaving the stadium

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Crescent Wrench posted:

STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
i'm actually loving Patricia's pain

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Chris James 2 posted:
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 what do you even say in the film room on wednesday

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

 Jesus Christ

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
I’d like to report a murder

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 no

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 get this

the san diego lions

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Zyla posted:

welp

lol this owns

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
OH MY GOD

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 53.98% chance now for scorigami

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Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
 good god

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I'm dyin lol

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 gently caress Fireman Ed

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

marioinblack posted:

It doesn't stop

I don't think it's ever going to stop

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
i just got in what the gently caress happened

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Matt Patrishit

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Ahahahahaha this is perfect in every way.

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 Patricia is an enemy agent

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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
 im glad that the lions are going to be responsible for the NFL mercy rule

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 getting housed by the jets

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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

corn on the cop posted:

i just got in what the gently caress happened

Lions are melting down.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

corn on the cop posted:

i just got in what the gently caress happened

The jets scored 31 in the third.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
And I love that a Bowles team is doing well

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
lotta classic gifs from this crowd in the making

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
IT’S NOT EVEN THE FOURTH QUARTER YET

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
holy christ man

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
gently caress OFF FIREMAN ED

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Jesus this is a comprehensive failure on every level

Stafford getting picked, receivers can't catch, defense awful, special teams getting torched, Prater missing kicks...

and it's against the jets

this is some twilight zone bullshit let me out LET ME OUT

oh my god while I was writing this post they scored again

how is this possible

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

get this

the san diego lions

no thank you

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


 Has any coach been fired after one game? I want that

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

corn on the cop posted:

i just got in what the gently caress happened

The first play of the game was a Darnold pick six and then the Lions went hold my beer

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

what do you even say in the film room on wednesday

You take the team to go hide the gameball in an abandoned tenement.

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