NFL Week 1 MNF GDT (Early): Does Darnold Dominate? Disappointment TBD

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Jesus this is a comprehensive failure on every level

Stafford getting picked, receivers can't catch, defense awful, special teams getting torched, Prater missing kicks...

and it's against the jets

this is some twilight zone bullshit let me out LET ME OUT

Maybe the jets are a powerhoahahahava

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

has a football coach ever been fired after a single game before?

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

CharlestheHammer posted:

The jets scored 31 in the third.

i don't think this has happened in my lifetime

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Naturally Selected: Nov 28, 2007; by Cyrano4747

The New Jersey Jets :stare:

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ShortStack: Jan 16, 2006; tinystax

okay i'm actually going to bed now. good luck to the LA lions. fire matt patricia.

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

The Unnamed One posted:

IT�S NOT EVEN THE FOURTH QUARTER YET

this game was tied in this quarter

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wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

More picks Stafford

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GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

oof this game is getting hard to watch

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

if you're still at this game I salute you

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a rowdy mullet: Feb 12, 2009

sexy tiger boobs posted:

getting housed by the jets

a shameful team

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

this was literally their easiest game on the schedule, and it was their first

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misdirectomy: Feb 19, 2008

I'm glad Megatron isn't alive to see this

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YourHumbleMessiah: Oct 11, 2005

chaos reigns

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Maybe Jim Caldwell was a great coach

He did go to a superbowl y'all.

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

FizFashizzle posted:

this game was tied in this quarter

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Zyla posted:

this is the official new lions.jpg

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Styles Bitchley: Nov 13, 2004; FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

I been to a game in Detroit those Jets fans keep talking poo poo they'll be busted the gently caress up in an alley behind Ford Field.

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BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Matt Patricia era

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Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

poo poo I want some Scoragami.

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Ice Fist: Jun 20, 2012; ^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

three hours ago: "Oh, Darnold started his NFL career with a pick 6, lol this is gunna be dumb no need to pay attention"
now: :vince:

WHAT THE gently caress HAS BEEN HAPPENING?

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Acebuckeye13 posted:

oh my god while I was writing this post they scored again

how is this possible

You hired Matt Patricia. The only reason why he didn't poo poo himself constantly is he had Bill loving Belichick cleaning up after him until now.

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Kalli posted:

Maybe Jim Caldwell was a great coach

He did go to a superbowl y'all.

Won

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

FizFashizzle posted:

this game was tied in this quarter

Thi]s quarter has felt like two whole games

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Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

*checks score for first time since it was 17-10*

Lol

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pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

this is like a decade of Lions distilled into one perfect most Lions of games

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

and we get the raiders disaster after this?? awesome!

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TraderStav: May 19, 2006; It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Jesus this is a comprehensive failure on every level

Stafford getting picked, receivers can't catch, defense awful, special teams getting torched, Prater missing kicks...

and it's against the jets

this is some twilight zone bullshit let me out LET ME OUT

Dude, it's the Lions.

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

its better this good boy didn't have to see this

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Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

http://twitter.com/nfl_scorigami/status/1039330859462086657?s=21

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

*bursts into room covered in sweat*

*clears throat and says*

NICE MELTDOWN

:grin:

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

AndrewP posted:

if you're still at this game I salute you

I am at the game.

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adaz: Mar 7, 2009

Sit Sam you know. Let the backups get some reps

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Substandard: Oct 16, 2007; 3rd street for life

If this was a college basketball game Patricia would go cuss out the refs and get ejected to get the hell out of there.

does the NFL need a mercy killing rule?

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Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Substandard posted:

If this was a college basketball game Patricia would go cuss out the refs and get ejected to get the hell out of there.

does the NFL need a mercy killing rule?

Dear God No. I want crazy rear end scores.

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Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Half empty

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

surf rock posted:

this is the official new lions.jpg

at least this pup isnt alive to see its human this sad

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

I was working all night and I see I missed some comedy

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

AndrewP posted:

if you're still at this game I salute you

There's no quit in this dog

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Jets aren't a powerhouse but they are going to be competitive at least you would think. Which is all you can ask for with a 21 year old QB.

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A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pmchem posted:

this is like a decade of Lions distilled into one perfect most Lions of games

It's actually kind of cathartic in that way

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