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psydude: Apr 1, 2008

Godholio posted:

So...if the US actually puts sanctions on China over its treatment of Muslims (apparently there are camps and poo poo), what kind of mental gymnastics can we expect to see from the MAGAts?

They won't notice, because it won't be on Fox News.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 09:15

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# ? May 25, 2024 03:51

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Tollymain posted:

whats the tl;dr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

On chapter 24 right now

# ? Sep 11, 2018 09:30

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

Sure they'll notice, because Strong Daddy Trump will tweet it out because he wants attention.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 10:16

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Chapter 35, almost done with it. Just got through the tax bill.

Nothing terribly exciting or new, but it's astonishing to see how much I forgot about.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 11:03

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/coolghost101/status/1039448701326917632

# ? Sep 11, 2018 11:51

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Chapter 35, almost done with it. Just got through the tax bill.

Nothing terribly exciting or new, but it's astonishing to see how much I forgot about.

worth reading or no?

# ? Sep 11, 2018 11:58

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Yes. It's a very clear running history so far. Probably the best focused look on it all.

I respect John Dowd a bit more after reading it so far

# ? Sep 11, 2018 12:05

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

FYI - Donnie forgot.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 12:44

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Well he signed a bill saying today is patriots day but the rest of the morning he's saying no collusion no collusion

# ? Sep 11, 2018 12:58

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

i'm drawing the line at furries -- two finger

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Sep 11, 2018

# ? Sep 11, 2018 13:04

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

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Never forget those that we lost on 9/11

# ? Sep 11, 2018 13:10

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

i forgot

# ? Sep 11, 2018 13:15

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Peak loving capitalism is a corporate level safety audit on Thursday.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 13:15

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Well he signed a bill saying today is patriots day but the rest of the morning he's saying no collusion no collusion

As Bush dropped intelligence, Brady dropped that pass :911:

# ? Sep 11, 2018 13:32

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

I don't know about you, but I'm pumped for 9/11.

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1039502832397963264?s=19

# ? Sep 11, 2018 14:42

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

I don't know about you, but I'm pumped for 9/11.

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1039502832397963264?s=19

Those losers crashed that beautiful airplane, who does that? I would have safely landed the plane at a real airport! MAGA! WITCH HUNT!

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Sep 11, 2018

# ? Sep 11, 2018 14:45

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

he won't do NYC because there will be a bunch of protestors.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 14:47

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Somehow, it all ties back to Clinton in his mind. Somehow.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 14:59

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Edit: Oops

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:01

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

CommieGIR posted:

Somehow, it all ties back to Clinton in his mind. Somehow.

Hillary was asleep during Benghazi and did we ever find out why Obama wasn�t even in the White House during 9/11???

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:10

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

DID CROOKED HILLARY CAUSE 9/11?! FIND OUT TONIGHT ON HANNITY!

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:10

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

Vasudus posted:

he won't do NYC because there will be a bunch of protestors.

Surprised he didn't opt for the Pentagon because of how much he loves are troupes.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:22

CoffeeQaddaffi: Mar 20, 2009

psydude posted:

Surprised he didn't opt for the Pentagon because of how much he loves are troupes.

He only likes planes that don't hit buildings.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:49

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CoffeeQaddaffi posted:

He only likes planes that don't hit buildings.

He only likes buildings that don't get hit by planes

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:51

HarveyxCosmonaut: Jan 27, 2009

He only likes planes that didn't get captured.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:54

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

I wouldn't be surprised if he no poo poo started saying something about how the pilots didn't but up a bigger fight or some bullshit.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:55

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

I don't know about you, but I'm pumped for 9/11.

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1039502832397963264?s=19

Maybe they�ll do a re-enactment in honor of those fallen heroes.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:56

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

He would make himself out like he loving ran into the building himself.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:57

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Nice to see how respectfully and sober he can be.

Why doesn�t he just whip out his dick and let it flop around?

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

facialimpediment posted:

I don't know about you, but I'm pumped for 9/11.

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1039502832397963264?s=19

I was seriously just about to post this you cur.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:58

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABGiqizwCso

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:58

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

# ? Sep 11, 2018 15:59

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

CommieGIR posted:

From the GBS thread:

Those sandbags are in for some work :lol:

# ? Sep 11, 2018 16:00

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

LingcodKilla posted:

Nice to see how respectfully and sober he can be.

Why doesn’t he just whip out his dick and let it flop around?

Human eye can't see something that small.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 16:00

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Duzzy Funlop posted:

From the GBS thread:

Those sandbags are in for some work

....this seems counter-intuitive.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 16:01

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

From the GBS thread:

Those sandbags are in for some work

This is someone who doesn't understand what hurricanes do

# ? Sep 11, 2018 16:02

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

From the GBS thread:

Those sandbags are in for some work

# ? Sep 11, 2018 16:03

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?