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tactlessbastard posted:What if it was wall scrolls and swords? Weird sex with weird people can be good. I've had sex with people who had goat skulls in the bookshelves and a snake roaming loose in the apartment. No-one worth loving will mind your dorky poo poo. E: loving snype E2: my phone wanted to autocorrect snype to snake
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tactlessbastard posted:What if it was wall scrolls and swords? Wall scrolls and swords tell a different story than framed puzzles, to my way of thinking. Mr. Sunshine’s got a point too though. I guess all I meant was that it wouldn’t present as the kind of red flag that renders the person unfuckable. It’s easily in “benign hobby I could see as cute” territory.
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Curveball: What if the puzzles are of anime girls
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loquacius posted:Curveball: What if the puzzles are of anime girls *Iron Maiden's Run for the Hills starts playing
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loquacius posted:Curveball: What if the puzzles are of anime girls Solice Kirsk posted:*Iron Maiden's Run for the Hills starts playing Somehow it’s almost worse if it’s a lady with anime girl puzzles. You got me.
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tactlessbastard posted:What if it was wall scrolls and swords? psh like I'm ever going to allow some 3DPD into my house to see what's on my walls
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Sep 10, 2018 02:11
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That one sexual harassment boss love story confession ended with her having an anime room didn't it?
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loquacius posted:Curveball: What if the puzzles are of anime girls Yeah, snakes and skulls are one thing. That's the sexual equivalent of those fields of spiked blocks signaling "No great deed is commemorated here" to post-apocalyptic savages.
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tactlessbastard posted:What if it was wall scrolls and swords? Look, if you end up at a home and there are wall scrolls and swords, you should have known there were going to be wall scrolls and swords before you got there. And if you're surprised to find wall scrolls and swords, that's entirely on you.
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lovely step dad goon, here's what you do: Punch him once in the face, hard. Not enough to do permanent damage, but enough to knock him on his rear end. Then place one foot on his chest and say "I'm the dad now, boy". He's now socially, morally, and legally obligated to do whatever you say
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Solice Kirsk posted:*Iron Maiden's Run for the Hills starts playing Run to the Hills, smdh W...wait... trap sprung?
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runupon cracker posted:Run to the Hills, smdh If you're caught in a trap, does that make you a... PRISONER?
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For posterity: Stylometry goon sent in a followup, not with another guess but to flex his goons.xls knowledge (hence not posting it ITT, it's all freely available info but I'd rather not have it in one place) and to point out that I use the phrase "my wife" fairly constantly and goddamn you're right I talk about her a lot. When you marry someone not only do a lot of your personal anecdotes revolve around them but you also get access to their anecdotes to tell people by proxy. I can see how it'd be obnoxious though so I'll give it a rest. On that note, this one is a response to him: quote:Hello Loq, I just read the fesh from the guy who says he analyzed word usage and stylometry. I've written a number of feshes for this thread that have been reasonably well received and provoked some decent discussion and/or jokes, so now I'll come clean and tell you which ones are mine. I like to think I am a decent writer and that my content is original; let's see if Stylometry Goon has identified patterns in these stories that point to single authorship. I'll give you my personal email address at the end of this message, feel free to contact me to bitch me out for sending in garbage for your thread or thank me for content, but please don't post it on SA and get me doxxed. There were a bunch more in the list; I clipped several of them out for previously stated reasons but I left those in because I specifically remember them and they were good and I wanted to give public kudos. Those were really good! Stylometry goon, if you want the full list for data (warning: there are no included links, just summaries like the ones already posted), send me an email address (anonymous or otherwise) to forward them along to. He also let me know what his SA handle was; it's not anyone currently active or who I had heard of before, but I'm not posting it anyway, by request. quote:I've been working a new job for almost a year now. I'm good friends with one of the people who works there. At first we were just work friends, but then we started hanging out outside of work. We started getting closer and stuff. She'd tell me about her boy problems and all that jazz. I don't really trust anyone, and generally I'm not that honest either. But I grew to trust her, and so outside of my sister she was pretty much the only person I felt able to be honest with. yeah bruh you need to focus all this weird mind-energy on something else because it's not going to good use right now Get on Tinder and/or get a new hobby, just find something else to focus on so you don't obsess like this. It didn't work out, whatever, things don't sometimes. If you do actually still want to be friends with her you have to figure out a way to get over it, and the best way to do that is to fill the void with something else. Otherwise you're gonna have to  which is gonna be hard since she's a coworker. There's a reason people say "don't poo poo where you eat."
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She didn't lie to you at the beginning, she lied to you at the end either to let you down gently or avoid a conflict. Pretty much everyone does. Sometimes people aren't compatible even if they genuinely like each other. Also be sure to hide your OreImo wall scroll collection next time.
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runupon cracker posted:Run to the Hills, smdh  I'd turn in my metal card, but my buddy Reyha already revoked it back in 2003 for saying that I liked the Final Fantasy metal band The Black Mages. Technically, I shouldn't even be making Iron Maiden jokes.
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If a girl is moving in with a dude after four weeks, I'd say bullet dodged. Enjoy her antics from a safe distance.
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Keep us updated, crush anon. I want to know how quickly she moves onto guy #3.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'd turn in my metal card, but my buddy Reyha already revoked it back in 2003 for saying that I liked the Final Fantasy metal band The Black Mages. Technically, I shouldn't even be making Iron Maiden jokes.
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Definitely good job on the hypno-sex fesh. My knee-jerk reaction to that one was  because they were both getting what they wanted then it kind of dawned on me that it was hosed up.
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Psychic alien pt2 is probably my favourite fesh. Illegal marriage sex guy was also very funny, kudos authorgoon.
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Yeah the hypno one was good. Great job on that one.
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Sep 11, 2018 12:33
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I'll bet the fake feshes he submitted weren't even real!
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loquacius posted:
puzzle goon, what's the best place to get puzzles that aren't just schlocky thomas kinkade bullshit serious question sandoz fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Sep 11, 2018 |
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puzzle goon please help me out here
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loquacius posted:For posterity: Stylometry goon sent in a followup, not with another guess but to flex his goons.xls knowledge (hence not posting it ITT, it's all freely available info but I'd rather not have it in one place) and to point out that I use the phrase "my wife" fairly constantly and goddamn you're right I talk about her a lot. When you marry someone not only do a lot of your personal anecdotes revolve around them but you also get access to their anecdotes to tell people by proxy. I can see how it'd be obnoxious though so I'll give it a rest.
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Puzzle goon sent a followup, not about puzzle store recs unfortunately:quote:Just a quick follow up. Man after being sent pictures of a bloody toe I'm really enjoying being able to post pictures of an unfinished cat puzzle, it's so wholesome by comparison quote:My brother got married last year and his wife is now about 5 months pregnant. They have always fought a lot verbally. Basically every time I visit they get in a screaming fight with each other over the dumbest things. But whatever, that's not my business so I didn't think much of it. My take: don't go over there anymore, and if you get any more calls that someone is trying to kill someone, call the dang cops instead of playing hero. Let the professionals deal with it, so you don't have to do it yourself.
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loquacius posted:Puzzle goon sent a followup, not about puzzle store recs unfortunately: All the cops will do is roll up and shoot his brother. He could skip the middle man if that's what he had in mind.
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tactlessbastard posted:All the cops will do is roll up and shoot his brother. He could skip the middle man if that's what he had in mind. who needs the hassle
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tactlessbastard posted:All the cops will do is roll up and shoot his brother. He could skip the middle man if that's what he had in mind. But see the cops would get away with it no problem, where as he would probably have a huge investigation to go through. Why would you do anything but call the cops in that situation?
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Some primo av material in that cat puzzle
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loquacius posted:Let the professionals deal with it, so you don't have to do it yourself. yes please swat your own brother.
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Torquemada posted:yes please swat your own brother. Doesn't swatting usually intrinsically involve lying to the police? If he gets a call saying that his brother is drunk and trying to kill his sister-in-law, telling the cops about it isn't called swatting, it's called his civic duty and it's also called outsourcing the problem to people who get paid to deal with it
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ScentOfAnOtaku posted:But see the cops would get away with it no problem, where as he would probably have a huge investigation to go through. Why would you do anything but call the cops in that situation? That's a good question to ask the sister in law. You're supposed to be whispering to 911 in the closet while your murderous husband hunts you down, not a family member. In any case both of the people in the story sound like exactly the types of people who shouldn't be allowed to own guns.
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Might be a good idea to get any guns out of that house. Also leaving it to the cops is probably a good idea.
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Don't call the police. Ever. I won't even text my cop buddies because that would be calling the police.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Don't call the police. Ever. I won't even text my cop buddies because that would be calling the police. What do you do when you see Granos?
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The sad eventual end game for all abusers is murdering their victim, get her the gently caress out of there dude.
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Poor anon didn't get to live out his fantasy of murder the brother, gently caress the grateful wife
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bell jar posted:Poor anon didn't get to live out his fantasy of murder the brother, gently caress the grateful wife holy poo poo
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