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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I accidentally put this in the "subtle" film moment thread, but it better belongs here.

Here's a thing I just noticed about Starship Troopers.

All the main guys are from Buenos Aires, yet at high school they play a future version of American Football, instead of a future version of Soccer.

In no way shape or form, I don't care how fascist and controlling the over-reaching government is, would Argentina give up playing Soccer in favour of Gridiron

Edit: I am a loving moron who for a second forgot simple geography.

BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Sep 10, 2018

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Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Leavemywife posted:

*Australian accent*

"In the language of my people, he's what ya call a oval office."
I think I'd laugh my rear end off if they gave all those weird "noble savage" archetype language choices to an Australian in a movie.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Ravenfood posted:

I think I'd laugh my rear end off if they gave all those weird "noble savage" archetype language choices to an Australian in a movie.

"That's not a knife. This is what my people call a knife."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



if you think about it, Crocodile Dundee kind of is a noble savage.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Krankenstyle posted:

if you think about it, Crocodile Dundee kind of is a noble savage.

Hogan Bogan

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Krankenstyle posted:

if you think about it, Crocodile Dundee kind of is a noble savage.

There's no such thing as a noble australian

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Screaming Idiot posted:

My Irrationally Irritating Media Moment is any time a talk show host has a guest, especially if it's some vapid movie star or hack author or comedian trying to huck a book or movie. It's a loving advertisement and it's never loving interesting.

If you haven't heard of it yet,you should watch Alan davies : as yet untitled.

The entire premise is comedians sitting around a table telling funny stories about their lives,nothing to plug or advertise just comedy.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Watch Hot Ones on youtube. Interviews where they're dedicated a time at the end to plug but by then most of them can't focus enough to actually do it :haw:

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Zaphod42 posted:

Watch Hot Ones on youtube. Interviews where they're dedicated a time at the end to plug but by then most of them can't focus enough to actually do it :haw:

He usually asks the best questions, too

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Those are legit the best interviews available

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

He actually went on Colbert and did a mini Hot Ones segment. Despite being from the south he's really bad at spicy food.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


My favorite episode is Rachel Ray.

She has no time for his extremely hot weak sauce game.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Rewatching infinity war and I can’t keep my eyes off thanos biceps. Either don’t show them or just loving flood the screen with them.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
More like oldheterosexualless

(Would it be gay? Thanos is an alien...)

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Samuringa posted:

There's no such thing as a noble australian

IIRC the guy who was a major inspiration for Crocodile Dundee ended up dying in a shootout with police.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ghost Leviathan posted:

IIRC the guy who was a major inspiration for Crocodile Dundee ended up dying in a shootout with police.

A noble death.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

More like oldheterosexualless

(Would it be gay? Thanos is an alien...)

Oldfiftypercentless.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



JebanyPedal posted:

A noble death.

Only a noble conception of Australia could have inspired the noble sacrifice made by Mick Dundee

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

(Would it be gay? Thanos is an alien...)

I mean, he appears to identify as male and he meets human standards of attractiveness, assuming you're into bald dudes who wanted to commit cosmic genocide. I know I am.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

1stGear posted:

bald dudes who wanted to commit ... genocide.

Ah, the Davis Aurini demographic.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

1stGear posted:

I mean, he appears to identify as male and he meets human standards of attractiveness, assuming you're into bald dudes who wanted to commit cosmic genocide. I know I am.

Sadly, Death is into the more lanky, comedic types.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Jedit posted:

Oldfiftypercentless.

nice

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
In Avengers Thanos teleports across the universe specifically to a planet, but is still far enough away from his goal he has to hike like 5 miles. Why not just teleport right to where you want to go?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Push El Burrito posted:

In Avengers Thanos teleports across the universe specifically to a planet, but is still far enough away from his goal he has to hike like 5 miles. Why not just teleport right to where you want to go?
Teleportation has a lot in common with travel by bus.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Push El Burrito posted:

In Avengers Thanos teleports across the universe specifically to a planet, but is still far enough away from his goal he has to hike like 5 miles. Why not just teleport right to where you want to go?

I could understand that though, he was taking directions from Gamora and it's not like she's above trying to shiv his rear end if he lets his guard down. He heads to where she says but is far enough away to see if there's any trouble.

That or Gamora had never actually gone to the spot with the gem, cause she didn't seem to understand what was going on when they finally got there. She may have just known the general area.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Push El Burrito posted:

In Avengers Thanos teleports across the universe specifically to a planet, but is still far enough away from his goal he has to hike like 5 miles. Why not just teleport right to where you want to go?

If we're talking about the soul stone it was for theatrics and ambience.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Push El Burrito posted:

In Avengers Thanos teleports across the universe specifically to a planet, but is still far enough away from his goal he has to hike like 5 miles. Why not just teleport right to where you want to go?

It was some weird out-of-bounds dreamlike planet, who knows what even works there.

MisterDuck
Feb 27, 2013
He just wanted to go on a nice hike with his daughter.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
It was a view to kill.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

On the topic of dumb comic book/superhero movie stuff, how is it that Wakanda has a seemingly egalitarian society with women's rights etc, but also a total lack of democratic rights and an absolute monarchy with very shoddy succession laws. Oh and so apparently a massive military despite not having any relationship with the outside world for ages. The place pretty closely resembles North Korea tbh

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

bike tory posted:

On the topic of dumb comic book/superhero movie stuff, how is it that Wakanda has a seemingly egalitarian society with women's rights etc, but also a total lack of democratic rights and an absolute monarchy with very shoddy succession laws.

Because there isn't actually a connection between democracy and human rights.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Byzantine posted:

Because there isn't actually a connection between democracy and human rights.

Jesus what did I wander into here

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I figured all their spies constantly brought back various ideas but they never really had to overhaul anything in their society since they have unlimited resources. They never really had to deal with problems of capitalism and worker unions and such.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Because the concept of a superhero is inherently fascistic.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Wheat Loaf posted:

Ah, the Davis Aurini demographic.
"meets human standards of attractiveness"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Imagined posted:

Because the concept of a superhero is inherently fascistic.

Alan Moore: "People who have super powers end up becoming fascists and madmen"

Every other comic writer in the 80s: "People want cool edgy dark anti-heroes"

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Memento posted:

Alan Moore: "People who have super powers end up becoming fascists and madmen"

Every other comic writer in the 80s: "People want cool edgy dark anti-heroes"

Alan Moore: "I'm gonna gently caress off and write some weird rear end porno instead"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Baby boomers: we want cool edgy neocon leaders to disrupt democracy

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Imagined posted:

Alan Moore: "I'm gonna gently caress off and write some weird rear end porno instead"

Child porno too.

That'll show them.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Aphrodite posted:

Child porno too.

That'll show them.

Don't forget the Lovecraftian comic that had a deep one rape a detective

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