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Hello I am the CEO of imgur and I would like to make mr. higbeeandassociates aware that lowtax personally has a gun to my head and is muttering "more hitler" over and over again under his breath please hurry your lawsuit is my last hope
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Guigui posted:I don't suppose Higby and Associates have the license to use HELLO.JPG? I tried to get them to sue themselves yesterday and Shauntece wasn't particularly keen on the idea. AllNewJonasSalk fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Sep 12, 2018 |
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Sep 12, 2018 03:37
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Countersue for malicious prosecution and offer to settle for $1
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Sep 12, 2018 03:44
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This week's content is guaranteed, premier drama on menu. A Higbee rebutal would be perfect.
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Sep 12, 2018 03:47
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Honestly, though, that's a really poo poo Hitler cosplay. Doesn't even look like him. Who's actually proud of this shoddy work to take legal action over it being posted?
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Sep 12, 2018 03:55
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that man is hitler you idiot
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Sep 12, 2018 03:58
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From their website:quote:Results portrayed are dependent on the facts of that case and the results may differ if based on different facts. Sooo alternative facts?
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Sep 12, 2018 04:06
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Check out this surfing Hitler I found: edit: Higbee you card!
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Sep 12, 2018 04:10
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Holy poo poo, whoever did this is loving hilarious.
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Sep 12, 2018 04:11
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Pararoid posted:From their website: It’s more or less a, “just because this case won x fake money doesn’t mean you can, too.” Makes sure that they aren’t offering a guarantee of any settlement amount no matter what.
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Sep 12, 2018 04:11
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onesixtwo posted:It’s more or less a, “just because this case won x fake money doesn’t mean you can, too.” Makes sure that they aren’t offering a guarantee of any settlement amount no matter what. Fair enough. Having just had my first real run in with lawyers I've got a bit of an aversion to the idea that facts differ based on perspective at the moment.
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Sep 12, 2018 04:16
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Pararoid posted:Fair enough. Having just had my first real run in with lawyers I've got a bit of an aversion to the idea that facts differ based on perspective at the moment. From my experience with them (having to work with them every day) Lawyers know very little about computers, if its online, they likely need their IT to find it.
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Sep 12, 2018 04:18
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Lowtax posted:Holy poo poo, whoever did this is loving hilarious. Ahaha this is amazing. Also Higbee and Associates have a ton of youtube videos explaining how they do their evil poo poo, and the videos aren't comment locked. So, you know, if SA users wanted to fill the comments with memes...
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Sep 12, 2018 04:20
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JoaoVitorBF fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Sep 12, 2018 |
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Sep 12, 2018 04:22
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Picnic Princess posted:Honestly, though, that's a really poo poo Hitler cosplay. Doesn't even look like him. Who's actually proud of this shoddy work to take legal action over it being posted? The lovely cosplayer isn't suing. The lovely photographer is. And even then, it's not the lovely photographer as much as it's the lovely law firm. The lovely photographer signed up to let the lovely lawfirm GIS his lovely photos, and then try to scare people with a lawsuit for using the lovely pictures. The lovely photographer probably has no idea that the lovely law firm even sent this to Lowtax "@AwfulOffice" Kyanka, CEO and President of the Internet. Kheldarn fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Sep 12, 2018 |
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Sep 12, 2018 04:25
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Well now I have something else to "never forget' on 9/11! Hot drat!
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Sep 12, 2018 04:30
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CEO and President
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Sep 12, 2018 04:37
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Shauntece, if you're reading this: a lot of people here have been in your economic position, and worked some pretty exploitative jobs. Doing this sort of work, whether it's at a law firm or a collection agency or a call center, is corrosive. It makes you bitter and angry and self-loathing. Just quit the job. The money isn't worth it. The damage to your health from stress alone will cost you more than you'll ever make. When you do, register an account and come tell us about whatever parts of your experience aren't covered by an NDA.
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Sep 12, 2018 04:47
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Speleothing posted:CEO and President I can't believe I forgot that. I hope Lowtax doesn't sue me...
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Sep 12, 2018 04:49
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Let's start a fund for Shauntece to get her an account for SA, so she can enjoy the fun of Edit: Cause I doubt Higbee pays her enough to afford it.
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Sep 12, 2018 04:51
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Sep 12, 2018 05:05
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I attempted to take over their listing and rename it Hitler & Friends but was foiled by Google's verification system. In five business days Mr. Higbee will receive a letter asking him to verify that he is indeed Mr. Hitler, owner of Hitler & Friends Law Firm.
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Sep 12, 2018 05:34
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AllNewJonasSalk posted:I attempted to take over their listing and rename it Hitler & Friends but was foiled by Google's verification system. In five business days Mr. Higbee will receive a letter asking him to verify that he is indeed Mr. Hitler, owner of Hitler & Friends Law Firm. I think this might be the better outcome.
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Sep 12, 2018 05:43
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lowtax on behalf of higfuck and associates i am informing you that my client (me) is charging you with the crime of not loving my rear end. you are hereby served with the afformentioned crime of nonassfucking and request that you do submit a plea documenting your reasons ergo for not to nonassfucking of my client. you have 30 days to respond aspoor the internet law.
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Sep 12, 2018 05:49
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Xenocides posted:I think this might be the better outcome. You may be correct. If every goon were to use this system it might be possible to flood their offices with letters from Google. It'd be like that scene in Harry Potter when the fat guy moved the boy wizard to a lighthouse.
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Sep 12, 2018 05:57
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Mao Zedong Thot posted:wait is thsi the image we cant use?? Heil Hair loss.
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Sep 12, 2018 06:18
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Geez, purity testing in this of all threads? Is there some sort of hitler one-drop rule going on here??? Yes there's always the rule that is enacted when someone likes Hitler he gets a punch one dropped to his face.
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Sep 12, 2018 08:16
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Now what, Huggybee?
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Sep 12, 2018 09:13
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Ayo taxman Santa Ana Is like an hour away. Want me to pay a visit Buy me a steak and I'm down to make a trip
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Sep 12, 2018 10:03
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FactsAreUseless posted:Shauntece, if you're reading this: a lot of people here have been in your economic position, and worked some pretty exploitative jobs. Doing this sort of work, whether it's at a law firm or a collection agency or a call center, is corrosive. It makes you bitter and angry and self-loathing. Just quit the job. The money isn't worth it. The damage to your health from stress alone will cost you more than you'll ever make. Also corrosive to your future career when someone googles your name and the first page has a comedy article about you trying to defend a picture of a Hitler cosplayer.
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Sep 12, 2018 10:49
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my kinda ape posted:Also corrosive to your future career when someone googles your name and the first page has a comedy article about you trying to defend a picture of a Hitler cosplayer. I'd put that on my resume. Would be an improvement, to be honest.
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Sep 12, 2018 10:51
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"I want roast beef inside Higbee"
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Sep 12, 2018 10:56
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Well now they're listed as a costume rental service
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Sep 12, 2018 11:07
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Captain Splendid posted:Well now they're listed as a costume rental service The finest SS outfits in town.
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Sep 12, 2018 11:53
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Aww, they removed the Hitler picture from the Google listing 
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Sep 12, 2018 11:54
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Egbert Souse posted:Just uploaded hitler to my imgur this is a good parody
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Sep 12, 2018 11:59
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Captain Splendid posted:Well now they're listed as a costume rental service Something something male prostitutes in three-piece suits
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Sep 12, 2018 12:29
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  Classy prison rape joke 1st_Panzer_Div. posted:I think he might just be happy for the views and he'll delete the comments later? Yes. I'm not seeing most of the comments. Bored fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Sep 12, 2018 |
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Sep 12, 2018 12:49
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fish and chips and dip posted:Aww, they removed the Hitler picture from the Google listing It's back
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Lowtax posted:Holy poo poo, whoever did this is loving hilarious. 
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