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Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Carter was a one-term president because he had zero relationship with congress and got into dickwaving contests with his own party as the economy and the world were crumbling around him. He's not a bad person, but he was unquestionably a bad president.

Correct. The fact that he couldn’t do his job when asked makes him a poor president, and may not be the best person to take advice from for political policy.

Remember he was the president directly after Ford, and by extension Nixon. He wasn’t fighting against the deepest more difficult field either.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Did I mention the only black person I encountered between daybreak and nightfall was a bartender at the reception?

That place needs a loving investigation or something

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Did I mention the only black person I encountered between daybreak and nightfall was a bartender at the reception?

That place needs a loving investigation or something

Ok I'll handle this.

It's the South.

Investigation closed.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Did I mention the only black person I encountered between daybreak and nightfall was a bartender at the reception?

That place needs a loving investigation or something

Try going go the University of Alabama. The only black people are on the football team.

Also, I keep trying to make a Jessie Owens joke but you aren't giving me an opening.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok I'll handle this.

It's the South.

Investigation closed.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
No, I've lived in the south. I know the south.

Chapel Hill needs an armed, sanctioned team of explorators/enforcers to come in and go "Okay, why is this place a statistical aberration in a region already plagued with racism? Let's set up tables for a summary tribunal right over there."

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


https://www.vox.com/world/2018/9/12/17764132/trump-russia-business-ties-mafia-putin-craig-unger

You know how you get the feeling that most if Trump's business for a good long while has been money laundering and probable tax fraud?

Guy wrote a book digging into Trump's business dealings since the collapse of the Atlantic City casino and how a large part of his business model is "launder money for Russian mafia, who of course are deeply intertwined with the post-soviet Russian state."

A whole bunch of it in the public record, fair amount of it not actually illegal (because the west is allergic to consequences for rich people).

I dunno, I find it pretty convincing. Probably need to buy the book. And ad the interviewer says, a bunch of it isn't illegal, it's taking advantage of the systemic flaws of the American mode of economics and democracy, so it's happening with way more people than Trump, and will keep happening until we unfuck ourselves.

Depressing!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Duzzy Funlop posted:

No, I've lived in the south. I know the south.

Chapel Hill needs an armed, sanctioned team of explorators/enforcers to come in and go "Okay, why is this place a statistical aberration in a region already plagued with racism? Let's set up tables for a summary tribunal right over there."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGDc2Hn67Y0

think of it like us trying to parse this, but racist

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

https://twitter.com/dril/status/245676735104966657

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1039707123557392388

The timestamps.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


psydude posted:

I mean most religion is founded in fatalistic principles of enduring suffering right now for unseen reward after you die so yeah it's probably not surprising most religious conservatives aren't a fan of UHC or world peace.

It’s a owner based slave religion. Obedience now for reward later.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

mods changed my name posted:

"good things aren't possible right now" - Jesus

Jesus actually was collective as all hell. He (if any one person bearing that name actually existed. Jesus is just a weird hosed up translation of justin or something like that anyways. There probably wasn't anyone named "jesus" but there were a whole lot of dudes with the name justin that became jesus because of hosed up translating, but I digress) preached that people should not suffer, but rather give up everything and quit chasing material goals. The only thing that mattered in this life was to care for your fellow man because the world is ending soon and the kingdom of heaven will be upon us.

That's also part of why hardcore american christians are pro-israel - they need israel there for the apocalypse to begin and bring back Jesus. Remember, George W. Bush thought Saddam was literally the anti-christ and talked about nutjob hardcore american christian stuff with foreign leaders on the regular. It's literally a death cult.

Taking care of your fellow man is preached hardcore in the bible. So is giving everything you own to the poor and living humble and selfless. Some of my wealthy "christian" friends like to argue that they're humble because their family still shops at wal mart.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

mods changed my name posted:

Hmm good point. It seems that yet again, Marx was right.

I'm always right, even when I'm wrong

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

Jesus actually was collective as all hell. He (if any one person bearing that name actually existed. Jesus is just a weird hosed up translation of justin or something like that anyways. There probably wasn't anyone named "jesus" but there were a whole lot of dudes with the name justin that became jesus because of hosed up translating, but I digress) preached that people should not suffer, but rather give up everything and quit chasing material goals. The only thing that mattered in this life was to care for your fellow man because the world is ending soon and the kingdom of heaven will be upon us.

That's also part of why hardcore american christians are pro-israel - they need israel there for the apocalypse to begin and bring back Jesus. Remember, George W. Bush thought Saddam was literally the anti-christ and talked about nutjob hardcore american christian stuff with foreign leaders on the regular. It's literally a death cult.

Taking care of your fellow man is preached hardcore in the bible. So is giving everything you own to the poor and living humble and selfless. Some of my wealthy "christian" friends like to argue that they're humble because their family still shops at wal mart.

It's a translation of Joshua. Jesus was some socialist bro named Josh

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

It's a translation of Joshua. Jesus was some socialist bro named Josh

Thank you, I was gonna say.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

It's a translation of Joshua. Jesus was some socialist bro named Josh
If he existed at all.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
He was an extremely white dude with rosy cheeks and he loving hated gays

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Loved guns.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Surprisingly flexible views on abortion depending on how much money you had

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
But them abs though

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Jesus would never kneel during the national anthem. Also would he say "In Dad we trust?"

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If trickle down economics was a butthole he'd gently caress it.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Jesus would never kneel during the national anthem. Also would he say "In Dad we trust?"

Is he Christian, Catholic, or Coptic? Cause it could be Dad, Me, or We.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1039932662343983104?s=19

Wow, I'm against capital punishment but I would have 0 problem with all the people involved with this being shot and dropped in a river

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1039932662343983104?s=19

Wow, I'm against capital punishment but I would have 0 problem with all the people involved with this being shot and dropped in a river

:catstare::catstare::catstare:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

It's a translation of Joshua. Jesus was some socialist bro named Josh

Pretty sure I bought weed from that guy at some point in the mid-2000s

~HE IS RISEN~

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Jesus translates to Josh which is amharic for Jody

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1039932662343983104?s=19

Wow, I'm against capital punishment but I would have 0 problem with all the people involved with this being shot and dropped in a river

This plus itstime to admit that childrens/teens/young adult sports, especially at a high level, are little more than an all you can sexually assault buffet

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Florence got dropped down to a category 3, so at least there's some news that isn't a university covering up a video of underage rape

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1039932662343983104?s=19

Wow, I'm against capital punishment but I would have 0 problem with all the people involved with this being shot and dropped in a river

On the banks of the Red Cedar...

:cripes:

On the plus side unlike Penn State I can't think of a single alumnus who isn't horrified and disgusted by this poo poo.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also gently caress jim jordan too

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Collegiate sports were a mistake

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1039932662343983104?s=19

Wow, I'm against capital punishment but I would have 0 problem with all the people involved with this being shot and dropped in a river

:thermidor:

Actually, that might be too good for 'em.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

trump bragging about letting thousands of Puerto Ricans die

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1039828966595616768?s=19

There are a lot of reasons to be mad at this idiot, but constantly blaming other people for his own fuckups and taking credit for other people's success is definitely top 10.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/406252-investigators-looking-at-suspicious-money-transfers-after-trump

Understandably this was flooded out by hurricane coverage but I expect this to be one of those things that gets bigger real fast

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Florence got dropped down to a category 3, so at least there's some news that isn't a university covering up a video of underage rape

It's pausing for warm air and warm water. Florence just slowed down to fuel up.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Also, those categories are based on wind speed. "Cat 3" is not descriptive of how much rain it's going to drop on the hog poo poo lagoons

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The Walnut Sauce Pizza-ordering Deep State won. QAnon just got nuked off of Reddit.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The Walnut Sauce Pizza-ordering Deep State won. QAnon just got nuked off of Reddit.

:stare:

no h*cking way

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The Walnut Sauce Pizza-ordering Deep State won. QAnon just got nuked off of Reddit.

oh man they're going to go even crazier now

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Yes h*cking way.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1039953351461486593

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