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Super Grocery Kart posted:Your company either got duped by a lovely salesperson or the salesperson didn’t know enough to have your bandwidth checked which is like VoIP 101. You’re basically forced into upgrading your internet bandwidth now. Pretty much. The new internet is getting installed Friday. Can't wait to see what hell that is  Is it capitalism to market at barely legal drinkers? Because Svedka brand gelatin is a thing. It's more expensive than Jello and has the same ingredients but hey...just add vodka 
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Filthy Hans posted:what the gently caress is an "influencer" When you feel like poo poo for days and your nose runs and you have a fever and you feel cold and hot at the same time.
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Jerry Cotton posted:When you feel like poo poo for days and your nose runs and you have a fever and you feel cold and hot at the same time. OK Snuffy
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:No going to lie, I’ve always loved the work from home option... Work from home has meant "play video games and watch movies while periodically checking email" as long as I've known it existed and it owns owns owns
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Sounds cool but the only work from home jobs I've been able to get are back to back 24/7 call centers that constantly monitor what you're doing sometimes via webcam. Where are these places where you just answer emails at home? That sounds amazing
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g0lbez posted:Sounds cool but the only work from home jobs I've been able to get are back to back 24/7 call centers that constantly monitor what you're doing sometimes via webcam. Where are these places where you just answer emails at home? That sounds amazing I'm an exploration geologist - if I'm not in the field and don't have any meetings scheduled, and just have to work with modeling my dataset or answer emails, I can remote in from home pretty much as and when I need to. If all I'm doing is preparing for the next field campaign, which means writing proposals, emailing contractors, emailing HR to organise flights and accommodation or making maps of target areas, I can absolutely do all that on a remote connection to my work PC.
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Sep 13, 2018 04:19
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I work from home as a retard masturbator
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Memento posted:I'm an exploration geologist I assume this means you figure out where like, coal or ore or whatever is, but I'd like to pretend your job is just finding cool rocks for a big cool rock collection because that sounds fun as heck. Why yes I am the sort of weirdo who keeps a cool rock collection, coincidentally 
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Former DILF posted:I work from home as a retard masturbator Interesting username/post combo you've got going there.
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Former DILF posted:I work from home as a retard masturbator And what's your job? I'm aware of the original, but I can't remember the exact comeback to this one.
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Former DILF posted:I work from home as a retard masturbator Can you work me in around Monday between 8:00am to 9:00am? It'll only take a couple minutes but I'll pay for the whole hour.
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ate all the Oreos posted:I assume this means you figure out where like, coal or ore or whatever is, but I'd like to pretend your job is just finding cool rocks for a big cool rock collection because that sounds fun as heck. A little from column A, a little from column B. Yeah I work in base metals (copper, lead, zinc) and gold exploration but I have a pretty decent collection of shinies. They don't let you take rocks in your carry-on with you, and I get swabbed for explosive residue all the drat time.
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SpacePig posted:And what's your job? It's: Oh, so you're self employed?
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https://twitter.com/NatsSquid/status/1039895668507254784
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Well someone has to keep the job creators alive. 
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Before you assume that's a troll post, I know someone who worked out West who complained about all their fellow employees constantly taking their breaks. That person is just as unemployed as the rest of them, only with destroyed knees from working extra hard to show those other guys up.
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Corporations are people too and should be allowed to join unions and vote in elections, it's just all this prejudice by the anti-corporate bigots that keeps them from doing so. regressive opinions like that really harm everyone when you think about it 
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Professor Shark posted:Before you assume that's a troll post It's not even in the higher tiers of authentic libertarian retardation
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ate all the Oreos posted:Corporations are people too and should be allowed to join unions and vote in elections, it's just all this prejudice by the anti-corporate bigots that keeps them from doing so. regressive opinions like that really harm everyone when you think about it When it comes right down to it, isn't it kind of bullshit that corporations - which we all know are people - can't run for office? Facebook for president, imo
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FactsAreUseless posted:Colleges are scams 
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Sep 13, 2018 16:01
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g0lbez posted:Sounds cool but the only work from home jobs I've been able to get are back to back 24/7 call centers that constantly monitor what you're doing sometimes via webcam. Where are these places where you just answer emails at home? That sounds amazing In my case, software testing/computer touching. Only one day a week though, but such a great goddamn perk.
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Found in the 9-11 thread
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Professor Shark posted:Before you assume that's a troll post, I know someone who worked out West who complained about all their fellow employees constantly taking their breaks. That person is just as unemployed as the rest of them, only with destroyed knees from working extra hard to show those other guys up. Oh I assumed nothing - I work in a library that used to have a guaranteed but optional 30 minute lunch and 2 15 minute breaks a day that recently made those breaks mandatory so people would actually use them. My coworkers complained to high heaven and still try to work through lunch and stay past their hours. Even when you work in a non-profit and have it pretty good you still demand less. Protestant work ethic is so pernicious and frankly dangerous.
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Does it make the working day longer? If it does, then it's an unpaid break
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Super Grocery Kart posted:Found in the 9-11 thread walmart is ground zero for amazing deals not even jet fuel can melt these prices any lower
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Pirate Radar posted:is this from that obvious troll landlord lawyer guy probably, I think this is the same guy 
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Don't ever respect a libertarian, constantly remind them that they're retarded. They're some of the most gullible people on earth. Do we have a "libertarians are dumb" thread because we should. The last time I spoke to one I had to explain basic chemistry to him because he kept going on and on about fluoride.
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Elderbean posted:Don't ever respect a libertarian, constantly remind them that they're retarded. They're some of the most gullible people on earth. Do we have a "libertarians are dumb" thread because we should. The last time I spoke to one I had to explain basic chemistry to him because he kept going on and on about fluoride. It's never surprising to me when a Libertarian Island Man goes full Nazi. Libertarians are kissing cousins to fascists. They believe strongly that the only legitimate organs of the state are the police and military which exist to enforce private property rights (the most important rights).
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Ruzihm posted:Does it make the working day longer? If it does, then it's an unpaid break Lol they're paid
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Owlbear Camus posted:It's never surprising to me when a Libertarian Island Man goes full Nazi. They usually don't want the military either because they can do a fine job themselves through hiring PMC's or buying a bunch of guns and DIY'ing themselves a militia. The only thing the government should do is enforce contract law and by extension property rights, and it should somehow find a way to make money off that so they don't have to support it via taxes.
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Elderbean posted:Don't ever respect a libertarian, constantly remind them that they're retarded. They're some of the most gullible people on earth. Do we have a "libertarians are dumb" thread because we should. The last time I spoke to one I had to explain basic chemistry to him because he kept going on and on about fluoride. My fave move is reminding them that their patron saint, Ayn Rand, died penniless and on welfare.
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frogge posted:My fave move is reminding them that their patron saint, Ayn Rand, died penniless and on welfare. Um actually that's the government's fault, if they hadn't existed she would have died an honorable klingon death in glorious battle like she should have 
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The thing about libertarianism is that is starts with reasonable claims like "the government should stay out of our private lives" and "the government serves corporations" but then if you let them talk enough it becomes "the police should only solve murders if the victims family pays them" and "companies should be allowed to put glass in food because the free market will sort it out." They acknowledge that these huge companies are robbing us blind but in their magical imagination they would all be benevolent if laws didn't exist because FREE MARKET. They'll go on and on about all of the horrific things governments have done over the years and gloss over every hosed up thing that was ever done for money. They're so loving dumb and really insufferable because it's like being anti-vaxx in that you are now WOKE and smarter than everyone else despite being a massive retard. Elderbean has issued a correction as of 17:57 on Sep 13, 2018 |
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Elderbean posted:The thing about libertarianism is that is starts with reasonable claims like "the government should stay out of our private lives" and "the government serves corporations" but then if you let them talk enough it becomes "the police should only solve murders if the victims family pays them" and "companies should be allowed to put glass in food because the free market will sort it out." They acknowledge that these huge companies are robbing us blind but in their magical imagination they would all be benevolent if laws didn't exist because FREE MARKET. The huge companies are only robbing us blind because of ~crony capitalism~ you see, which is definitely not just regular capitalism with a fake mustache on
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