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alpaca diseases posted:cut out the fake plastic middleman and just use your homies rear end next time imo sexventure goon "bro, I broke my dick and/or rear end while screwing a heavy sex toy. Do me a solid and go clean it up before my wife gets home?" "Yeah bro! No problem. Uh, you got some gloves there right?"
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Zero VGS posted:That's my other confession... my favorite porn is that pornhub stuff where someone holds their smartphone over/under the stall and catches the other person fapping at work. I feel bad about it because obviously I'd be loving furious if someone did that to me, but at least the ones where they don't get the person's face, or blur it out, I can feel not completely sleazy about. There's something really hot about that to me; porn actors know they have a camera on them, and amateurs adjust their behavior too. Only when you catch people completely unaware can you get a candid window into real human sexuality, and that's beautiful to me, even if the methods to procure it are disgusting. Another reason why I feel guilty about having a sex drive.
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Elephant Parade posted:This is incredibly hosed up. What you are doing—watching creep-cams of people masturbating taken without their knowledge or consent—is morally wrong and you need to stop. Well yeah, that's exactly what I just said: it's hosed up, I feel bad about it, and I want to stop. That's literally what a confession is, right? At least in the Catholic sense. Edit: It's interesting how many problems ITT can be solved by cutting your dick off. I actually ordered licorice root because it blocks testosterone, but turns out it was loving with my potassium absorption. Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Sep 13, 2018 |
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Zero, (a) these are supposed to be anonymous, and (b) please stop illegally taking drugs to help rid you of your impurities and see a therapist instead Even in a vacuum without the other stuff, "I find this genre of porn morally repugnant but simply can't stop myself from using it" is a red flag. Considering chemically castrating yourself to stop masturbating is probably the biggest red flag. That's what I'd tell an anon and so that's what I'll tell you 
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Zero VGS posted:
I was told this by an addiction medicine doctor.
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Sep 13, 2018 14:23
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Zero VGS posted:That's my other confession... my favorite porn is that pornhub stuff where someone holds their smartphone over/under the stall and catches the other person fapping at work. I feel bad about it because obviously I'd be loving furious if someone did that to me, but at least the ones where they don't get the person's face, or blur it out, I can feel not completely sleazy about. There's something really hot about that to me; porn actors know they have a camera on them, and amateurs adjust their behavior too. Only when you catch people completely unaware can you get a candid window into real human sexuality, and that's beautiful to me, even if the methods to procure it are disgusting. Another reason why I feel guilty about having a sex drive. close the thread
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loquacius posted:Puzzle goon sent a followup, not about puzzle store recs unfortunately: lol this is funny because I actually ordered a different cat puzzle from amazon BEFORE reading this post
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loquacius posted:Zero, (a) these are supposed to be anonymous, technically it is anonymous. I'd wager very few of us know the real identities of more than one or two goons
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everyone is their avatar and no forensic science will sway me from this belief
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SciFiDownBeat posted:technically it is anonymous. I'd wager very few of us know the real identities of more than one or two goons
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It's a post truth world in which our online identities have become more of our self than our real world interactions.
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loquacius posted:Zero, (a) these are supposed to be anonymous, and (b) please stop illegally taking drugs to help rid you of your impurities and see a therapist instead a) Whups, I'll use the anonymous mail next time, didn't realize that was a requirement. I was posting for a friend anyway, it's just easier to write in the first person. b) Therapy doesn't do jack for some people; changing sexual orientation through therapy is considered impossible by today's doctors and scientists, so I think it's fair to say that changing taste in porn is difficult or ineffective at best. Official advice in therapy literature is stuff like "tell the patient to try that porn right after they orgasm and maybe they'll be train themselves to be less interested in it that way". That's seriously the best we've got - a laughable concept if you've actually tried. I appreciate it but if things aren't working then I don't think there's any shame in self-medicating. That's what all of TCC and most of America does.
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Jacking it to privacy invasion isnt a loving sexual orientation, get some therapy dipshit
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Confessing for a friend I like 2 have sex with animals well thx for reading ((:
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sugar free jazz posted:Confessing for a friend I like 2 have sex with animals well thx for reading ((: if its geese/a specific goose then your friend (;D) is a braver man than me
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Zero VGS posted:a) Whups, I'll use the anonymous mail next time, didn't realize that was a requirement. I was posting for a friend anyway, it's just easier to write in the first person. I'm not trying to convince your friend to stop masturbating or even to, like, train himself to not like a certain kind of porn, I'm saying that those posts indicated someone with a whole lot of hangups and impossible standards for themselves to the point of, again, considering chemical castration as "self-medication" for having a sex drive. There's a whole lot of issues at play here. You're correct in that going to therapy specifically to turn off the weird-porn switch in your head won't work, because the human brain is a complex machine, but that just makes it all the more important to do the right kind of maintenance on it. Buying black-market drugs to stop jerking off is not the right kind of maintenance. And yeah liking a specific porn genre is not the same thing as a sexual orientation and nobody was suggesting conversion therapy
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Azza Bamboo posted:It's a post truth world in which our online identities have become more of our self than our real world interactions. A man in a mask will show you his true face.
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lol but seriously I posted:everyone is their avatar and no forensic science will sway me from this belief Am I the picture or caption?
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wesleywillis posted:Am I the picture or caption? Yes. Nobody loves Trump more than Trump.
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loqacious is lying, it's perfectly okay to make a confession directly in the thread, as long as it's innocent and not completely nuts like yours
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My non-anonymous confession is that most dogs and cats are not cute at all. Only my dog and my friend's girlfriend's dog are cute.
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loquacius posted:I'm not trying to convince your friend to stop masturbating or even to, like, train himself to not like a certain kind of porn, I'm saying that those posts indicated someone with a whole lot of hangups and impossible standards for themselves to the point of, again, considering chemical castration as "self-medication" for having a sex drive. There's a whole lot of issues at play here. You're correct in that going to therapy specifically to turn off the weird-porn switch in your head won't work, because the human brain is a complex machine, but that just makes it all the more important to do the right kind of maintenance on it. Buying black-market drugs to stop jerking off is not the right kind of maintenance. I definitely agree they're not the same thing, just that they're both things that make your boner move involuntarily and thus are extremely difficult to change. I'll agree too that you shouldn't want to change your orientation, and you should want to move away from ethically problematic porn. Maintenance is a good way of putting it. It's ironic because my privacy has been violated by therapists before; a chaplain, who is the only kind of therapist available when you're in the military, threatened to rat me out for being gay, which was really traumatic. I've seen my own psychiatric file compromised as well because a doctor tossed it up on Google Drive because he was too lazy to properly log into a HIPAA-compliant medical records server and wanted a shortcut. So, I have a justified distrust for therapists. I was actually looking into one of those online therapy things that use licensed therapists, and doing some elaborate stuff with pre-paid credit cards or Bitcoins to get myself 100% anonymous. Maybe I should take another look back into that route.
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The process of finding a therapist who is both competent and a good match for you is definitely way too hard. If I had the time to write a phone app I'd probably make a therapist/patient matchmaker platform, because that's an extremely unfilled need. I like my therapist a lot and can offer to point you at his office (since I know you live in the Boston area), or if you have a primary-care physician you trust (you should have one of these) you can ask for a referral, but honestly if you'd rather go the Extremely Online route that's better than nothing. I don't have enough experience in that area to speak for or against it. Give it a shot e: I just realized I unwittingly missed an opportunity to sincerely say "see thread title" loquacius fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Sep 13, 2018 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:It's a post truth world in which our online identities have become more of our self than our real world interactions. I think this is true for most people that uses a lot of internet, it is true for me at least
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My non-anonymous confession is that most dogs and cats are not cute at all. Only my dog and my friend's girlfriend's dog are cute. I require visual evidence to confirm.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My non-anonymous confession is that most dogs and cats are not cute at all. Only my dog and my friend's girlfriend's dog are cute. counterpoint: my dog is cute I'm sorry, the numbers don't lie
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All dogs over 30lbs are cute. Even the ugly ones.
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Elephant Parade posted:This is incredibly hosed up. What you are doing—watching creep-cams of people masturbating taken without their knowledge or consent—is morally wrong and you need to stop. Dude, chill. All that poo poo is staged.
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Gynovore posted:Dude, chill. All that poo poo is staged. lol
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Solice Kirsk posted:All dogs over 30lbs are cute. Even the ugly ones. My mom's dogs are eighty plus pounds each At some point they just become lumps that you can't help but love
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I should probably post some regular contentquote:So, I've been married for over 20 years to a woman I met in high school. All that time, I've sort of just...settled. My wife was a thicker gal when we were younger, and I was totally okay with that. However, in the intervening years she's gained over a hundred lbs. She's just a bit over 300 lbs now, and I hate it. Not only that, but she's incredibly lazy. After having our kids, she had mild depression, but she never got help for it outside of a diagnosis from her MD. So, I ended up taking care of everything. I raised my two kids, I take care of the house, I pay the bills, I do the grocery shopping. Literally everything is done by me. Occasionally, she'll manage to cook a meal. But, it's usually some grease saturated nightmare and I'll have to clean the entire kitchen afterwards because she's just destroyed it. I say go for it because you are miserable Like, honestly your wife sounds like a chore to be around and a gigantic dark cloud fogging your entire life, or that's how it sounds from your account, anyway. If she was exactly the same in all ways except that she had some kind of magical super-metabolism that would cause her to be a normal weight with her horrible diet and personal habits, would you be happy in your marriage? (I posit that no, you would not) Her weight is a symptom, and the main problem has many symptoms, one of which is that you are miserable. Detach yourself from her and move on with your life. This one is 9/11-focused so I should probably preface it by saying it's a couple days old and was sent in on 9/11: quote:i had a bit of an anxiety attack today because an interviewer thought it'd be cheeky and fun to ask where i was on 9/11. guess that's how you spot "cultural fit"? Honestly if people ask you this question a lot you can probably just be really vague instead of refusing to answer. That doesn't work for a job interview, but uhhh that's a pretty hosed-up job interview question tbh so don't worry about it. The article was well-written by the way -- I'm currently workposting so I didn't read it particularly in-depth, but *looks directly at stylometry goon* my wife would probably appreciate it and I'll pass it along 
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Gynovore posted:Dude, chill. All that poo poo is staged.
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Elephant Parade posted:OP sure didn't seem to think so, and I imagine websites for sharing that kind of poo poo exist What a liar, next thing they'll be saying that like baby sitter, and step parent/sibling, bang bus and whatever else porn is staged too.
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Elephant Parade posted:OP sure didn't seem to think so, and I imagine websites for sharing that kind of poo poo exist Creepshot poo poo absolutely exists
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Why wouldn't you just say "I was in school on 9/11." You idiot. You absolute loving moron.
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wesleywillis posted:What a liar, next thing they'll be saying that like baby sitter, and step parent/sibling, bang bus and whatever else porn is staged too.  If he said he was finding this stuff on regular porn sites, I'd be agreeing with the naysayers. But he left it ambiguous, so there's a high chance he's looking at real creepshots
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