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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
An isolationist China would probably work too, but I've not done it personally

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Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Ivan Shitskin posted:

Has anyone here actually beaten the Chinese army and broken free from them? They invaded me ages ago with a ridiculously huge army and forced me to be a tributary but I'm tired of it, dammit. After they invaded me, they went through a golden age that lasted decades, so their armies were even more powerful than normal. Now they are 'stable' but who knows how long that will last. I'd like to wait until they go into disorder or civil war but their stability never ends.


Are they tribal? If so, they can call up special tribal armies if they have enough prestige.

One was a small area on the south of Ireland, another was a small single land in China. The later actually made peace randomly but then I got a uprising that is four times my army.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

China tried to declare war on me in the building up phase of an Aladdin run and I somehow chumped them by cheesing the Himalayas.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Ivan Shitskin posted:

Has anyone here actually beaten the Chinese army and broken free from them? They invaded me ages ago with a ridiculously huge army and forced me to be a tributary but I'm tired of it, dammit. After they invaded me, they went through a golden age that lasted decades, so their armies were even more powerful than normal. Now they are 'stable' but who knows how long that will last. I'd like to wait until they go into disorder or civil war but their stability never ends.


Are they tribal? If so, they can call up special tribal armies if they have enough prestige.

Or if they're Slavic/Romuva/Suomenusko/West African, they can call up defensive warriors with piety.

Walton Simons
May 16, 2010

ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD
Or they could be Mercs if they have hella cash.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Walton Simons posted:

Or they could be Mercs if they have hella cash.

That what I am figuring. I just can't believe they still got cash since one of the reasons I attacked because the other country near me took most of their land and they had few men left according to the city overview.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

The last possibility is that it's rebels. I wish rebels weren't always hostile and you could aid them, but I guess that's more of an EU thing.

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
I think the idea is that when the rebels are peasants the entire idea of filthy commoners revolting against their lords and thus the Great Chain of Being is so repugnant that every CK2 lord will of course be against it. That's arguably not an entirely inaccurate generalization to make about how peasant rebels would have been seen in the Middle Ages; pragmatically yes it would be rad to be able to subsidize your jerk neighbour's peasant rebellion but I have trouble imagining that being a strategy that would have sat well with many medieval aristocrats.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

evenworse username posted:

I think the idea is that when the rebels are peasants the entire idea of filthy commoners revolting against their lords and thus the Great Chain of Being is so repugnant that every CK2 lord will of course be against it. That's arguably not an entirely inaccurate generalization to make about how peasant rebels would have been seen in the Middle Ages; pragmatically yes it would be rad to be able to subsidize your jerk neighbour's peasant rebellion but I have trouble imagining that being a strategy that would have sat well with many medieval aristocrats.

yeah, once a mob of peasants arm themselves and start to fighting their lord there's very little to stop them from fighting the lord next door as well. enraged peasants are generally anti-lord

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Kinda one of those things where making game mechanics pushes you towards a certain angle of political interpretation. You're not allowed to pretend to be a man of the people, your place in the game mechanics automatically means you're so far beyond them you can't possibly communicate.

And then they take that perspective into making Imperator, and everybody gets mad that they can't live out their fantasy of ancient socialism

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
One thing I wish had heavier consequences (or any consequences, really) is giving out titles to lowborns. I can go win a Crusade for the Holy Land and give the county and kingdom of Jeruselum to a peasant revolt leader I pulled out of my dungeon five minutes ago, and nobody bats an eye. Hell, even the guy himself gets nothing beyond the -10 vassals malus the peasant leader trait gives. Realistically the nobility should be threatening to flip their poo poo if I make some lowborn scum a simple backwards count.

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
Some of the marriage stuff you can do should have people losing their minds as well. 'Why yes, I am going to marry your 20 year old daughter to a poxed lunatic 50 year old heretic.' People of status being strongarmed into marriages that denigrated their status was more or less guaranteed to get the quality in an uproar.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I guess maybe an additional "nouveau riche" modifier might make sense, but I don't think nobility really worried about that, especially if they got ennobled by a legitimate source, like being appointed by a lord. There's a number of "rags-to-riches" stories like that, and even by the time of the French Revolution, new people were being ennobled by buying titles, although often new nobles concoct stories of how actually they were noble all along, which muddies things.

I think historically most class warfare from the top is preventative. They don't actually try to force people down a strata once they've clawed their way up because that might provide a bad example. Maybe. I'm not a real expert.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists

evenworse username posted:

I think the idea is that when the rebels are peasants the entire idea of filthy commoners revolting against their lords and thus the Great Chain of Being is so repugnant that every CK2 lord will of course be against it. That's arguably not an entirely inaccurate generalization to make about how peasant rebels would have been seen in the Middle Ages; pragmatically yes it would be rad to be able to subsidize your jerk neighbour's peasant rebellion but I have trouble imagining that being a strategy that would have sat well with many medieval aristocrats.

Wouldn't medieval warfare also have been a disorganized shitshow? Given how screwed up conflict zones got in the early modern - or, hell, even nowadays - I imagine a lot of rebels would take the stance of "stab anything that isn't holding our banner"

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER

MaxieSatan posted:

Wouldn't medieval warfare also have been a disorganized shitshow? Given how screwed up conflict zones got in the early modern - or, hell, even nowadays - I imagine a lot of rebels would take the stance of "stab anything that isn't holding our banner"

Depends greatly on period. In the early MA war was extremely low scale in terms of numbers involved and breadth of conflict; sometimes the two sides would go so far as to agree upon the boundaries of the battlefield. It also tended to be extremely low in terms of body count. It was considered a better feat of arms to capture your opponent rather than killing them and there are accounts of battles involving hundreds of combatants where like 10 people died.

In part this was because a) a captured opponent could be ransomed, making you mad cash, b) the aristocracy of Europe kind of viewed themselves as all belonging to the same general fraternity of knighthood, and killing your bro was kind of bad form and c) it also reflected a recognition that a fighter who had been trained from birth in mounted combat and had expensive custom gear couldn't be immediately replaced, and so was not an ideal outcome, again in light of b) and also because it would potentially lead to a gap in political power and enforcement of law that might also be hard to immediately fill. Generally the idea was not to inflict permanent damage upon the structure of your opponent's kingdom/dukedom/whatever.

CK2 doesn't model this well but it would be a tricky thing to do well in a game and then:

Everything changes the later you get into the MA, when armies were including larger and larger numbers of people, originally mercenaries and then a widening class of professional soldiers by the time we get to the Hundred Years War. By this time you do also start to get the idea of chevauchee style attacks on your enemy's infrastructure, populace and economy in addition to fighting on the battlefield, so in short - yes, much more of a shitshow.

Peasant rebels of course throw that entirely out the window and although it's possible to imagine some sort of alliance between a peasant rebel and particular aristocrats with an axe to grind I think it's really doubtful that it's something anyone at the time would have considered.

Giant Tourtiere fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Sep 13, 2018

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

SlothfulCobra posted:

I guess maybe an additional "nouveau riche" modifier might make sense, but I don't think nobility really worried about that, especially if they got ennobled by a legitimate source, like being appointed by a lord. There's a number of "rags-to-riches" stories like that, and even by the time of the French Revolution, new people were being ennobled by buying titles, although often new nobles concoct stories of how actually they were noble all along, which muddies things.

I think historically most class warfare from the top is preventative. They don't actually try to force people down a strata once they've clawed their way up because that might provide a bad example. Maybe. I'm not a real expert.

In the early middle ages (~700-1000AD) nobility was basically a nation's military power. If you could afford to arm yourself and swore an oath of fealty, that was usually enough. Plenty of the old European noble houses originated from Charlemagne tossing them out left and right to anybody willing to do this for him. Even in these times though, just handing out a title to a nobody would have been a scandal, since you were expected to have the wealth and military might to back the crown. Most of the really old houses are formed here by burgeoning nations looking to build an army.

Again these date ranges are rough, but from 1000-1500 you then had the High and Late Middle Ages with an established nobility composed of many old houses, who in exchange for providing the military backbone of the nation were allowed exclusive political offices and powers. This is where the FYGM was at it's worst and rendering nobility onto a commoner, even if they performed distinguished service, would cause at a minimum some annoyed muttering and the one ennobled to be ostracized. This gets worse in the late middle ages when nobility are starting to get phased out for other forms of military power (mercs, etc) so they cling on even harder to noble blood being prestigious, because if you're an impoverished noble who isn't fighting the only thing that makes you better than the rabble is your bloodline, so you play that poo poo up as hard as you can.

After that, things get complicated because from the Renaissance period onward most medieval socio-economic paradigms start to get flipped on their heads. As you pointed out at this point the French crown eventually started selling noble titles, which resulted from a confluence of several factors:
  • Nobility had ceased to be the primary mechanism of military power as early as the 14th century. Sure it was prestigious to hold a command, but plenty of nobles by that point where little more than estate owners or glorified bureaucrats.
  • France had a burgeoning middle class, the upper rungs of which now had more money than the vast majority of noble houses, and they were starting to look sideways at the political offices and powers they were locked out of because they weren't "noble" and getting a bit chaffed.
  • The crown was constantly on the verge of being broke as poo poo and was reliant on an incredibly confusing and unpopular patchwork of taxes, so they were in a position to listen to these incredibly rich merchants and bankers who were wanted to throw gobs of cash at the crown for a title.

Even with all that though there were tons of divisions within the French nobility used to stratify themselves. So called "Noblesse Chevaleresque" (generational nobles who could trace their lineage back to an old family) looked down at "Noblesse des Lettres" (the nouveau riche) and would pull every archaic law and political trick out of a hat they could to marginalize their power and influence. "Sword nobles" (those generational nobles who could specifically trace their title back to an oath of fealty and rendered military service) had the right to carry a sword in public, which was considered a mark of prestige and was not afforded to "robe nobles" who had obtained their title via non-military service, even though by this time the military functions of the nobility weren't very relevant. There are others too, but but you get the point. Nobility is a case of classic FYGM, and they tried to keep others out of it as long as the possibly could, then started trying to keep each other out by arbitrarily dividing themselves.

Sorry for all the :words:. My tl;dr is that I think it would be cool if say, you tried to give a title a nobody, your existing nobles would speak up and protest, or maybe even offer a "more suitable" candidate like a landless minor noble or somebody's fourth son, and you'd take a general penalty hit with them if you refused, with the malus escalating based on the level of the title (ie: relatively minor for a count, huge for a king).

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
Please don't apologize, this stuff is wonderful to read about.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Tuxedo Catfish posted:

Please don't apologize, this stuff is wonderful to read about.

Seconded

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The "manual" to this game is a series of nested Wikipedia links explaining what "elective gavelkind succession" meant IRL and such, so if you are reading this page, of this thread, in this forum, and are upset by tangents about historical approaches to medieval warfare as they stemmed from their political considerations: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

I would read a 200 page dissertation about all the ways CK2 misunderstands and misrepresents feudalism. :allears:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

evenworse username posted:

I think the idea is that when the rebels are peasants the entire idea of filthy commoners revolting against their lords and thus the Great Chain of Being is so repugnant that every CK2 lord will of course be against it. That's arguably not an entirely inaccurate generalization to make about how peasant rebels would have been seen in the Middle Ages; pragmatically yes it would be rad to be able to subsidize your jerk neighbour's peasant rebellion but I have trouble imagining that being a strategy that would have sat well with many medieval aristocrats.

That said (and thanks to Sydin for the wonderful tangent), religious/heretic and cultural liberation revolts ALSO use this same framework and are hostile to everyone around them, even lords who would arguably be supportive of them (e.g., Persian vassals to the Caliphate in 769 being perma-hostile to Persian cultural rebels), and I agree with Cobra that that's kind of annoying.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Sep 13, 2018

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Almost everything I know about feudalism I learned in CK2

And I wont hear anybody say a feudal emperor would get backlash over giving the title of king of France to a dumb commoner who happens to be his friend

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Willie Tomg posted:

The "manual" to this game is a series of nested Wikipedia links explaining what "elective gavelkind succession" meant IRL and such, so if you are reading this page, of this thread, in this forum, and are upset by tangents about historical approaches to medieval warfare as they stemmed from their political considerations: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

If anyone reads the Six Ages/KoDP thread or the current Six Ages LP, every page or so there's a huge tangent about the lore of the setting those games use and everyone in the threads loves it. It would be great for more of that kind of thing here and in the other Paradox threads. There are so many interesting glimpses into history in Paradox games that don't provide anywhere near the full context.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Who cares about which vassals like you, give the land to people that have good stats or hate you but will love you unconditionally after you give them Saxony. The guy with +300 in modifiers doesn't need anything else :colbert:

Then revoke and re-issue everything during that brief golden period before "opinion of predecessor" wears off

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Glad people found it interesting, even if it was super broad strokes :)

In actual game news I just managed to win a war against China when they tried to vassalize me, and am feeling pretty boss. Joke's on them of course, only reason I was able to filter all my troops over to the border to engage in the gigantic battle that shattered their forces was because I'd requested a Chinese commander years ago and I had a half dozen generals with Way of the Dog keeping my attrition rates down. :smugdog:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

I had the AI win a war against China, but that's because the AI bugged out and the Chinese armies kept repeatedly marching between two provinces :v:

Any news on when the new DLC/Patch drops?

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Sydin posted:

Learned words.
The whole prestige system rewards fidelity to the FYGM narrative and so therefore already roughly models this in the game.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


New dev diary! Holy Fury is quickly turning into "All of Your Favorite CK2+ Features but With a Bigger Budget."

If someone injures my cat I'm flaying them alive and stringing them up on the Theodosian walls by their scrotum. He just wanted to give snuggles to the wounded men :(

EDIT: couple of hidden gems from later in the thread: Byzantine Empress has a new fancy purple portrait frame, probably a new Imperial govt type. Hungarians aren't getting a new portrait set, but are getting a mix-match set, with Finnish faces and some other clothing type. Anglo-Saxons probably as well. Looks like the ugly-rear end westerngfx is dead, rest in pieces

EDIT2: holy poo poo they even take into account if you've got the Hermetic handgun, so you can literally mow fools down in battle :hellyeah:

ninjahedgehog fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Sep 14, 2018

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

ninjahedgehog posted:

Looks like the ugly-rear end westerngfx is dead, rest in pieces
Best. DLC. Ever.

Seriously, whenever I was playing Anglo-Saxons or whatever I found myself crossing my fingers that my kids didn't get the fatass portraits whose cheeks look like butts when they turned 16. Are Muslim portraits getting a revamp too?

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


The basic Muslim portraits are the ugliest portraits in the game but I guess they're here to stay. The basic western portraits look ok to me, but most of the new sets are prettier.

I just wish there were more different crowns. One of my Hungarian emperors came out Wallachian by accident, and he had the most amazing big furry hat.

E: they're also changing scars. I always like it when my character loses a leg and ends up with a little scar on their chin. Guess they fell over.

pidan fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Sep 14, 2018

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


pidan posted:

I just wish there were more different crowns. One of my Hungarian emperors came out Wallachian by accident, and he had the most amazing big furry hat.

My dream is a whole bunch of unique crown artifacts that actually display on your portrait when you wear them. Like, normally I'd want to wear the Iron Crown of Lombardy or whatever, but if I managed to kill your Wallachian Hungarian Emperor in single combat you bet your rear end I'm stealing that big furry hat for a cozy after-hours option.

Walton Simons
May 16, 2010

ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD
My Ruthenia game is fun but every one of these DDs is music to my ears, not sure if I'll finish it.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Crusader Kings II: KITTEN, NO!!!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
If my cat dies in battle, I will make it my goal in life to grind the enemy to dust beneath my feet. I will see their house destroyed and their country despoiled. No one will be safe.

Holy Fury is loving amazing.

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.
"With the strength of a giant snail?"

Should I even ask?

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Bloodly posted:

"With the strength of a giant snail?"

Should I even ask?

Yeah, it's a thing. According to a dev in a thread that particular text is randomly filled it with some sort of mythological creature, and "Giant Snail" is a rare one that can pop up.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

ninjahedgehog posted:

Yeah, it's a thing. According to a dev in a thread that particular text is randomly filled it with some sort of mythological creature, and "Giant Snail" is a rare one that can pop up.

That article is extremely good.

e: it was time to change my avatar.

Foul Fowl fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Sep 14, 2018

GHOST_BUTT
Nov 24, 2013

Fun Shoe

Bloodly posted:

"With the strength of a giant snail?"

Should I even ask?

The more important question is "can that become s nickname?"

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
anyone who hurts kitty is getting the brazen bull treatment. do NOT gently caress with a satanic cat-person.

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DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Bloodly posted:

"With the strength of a giant snail?"

Should I even ask?

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