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Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

evil_bunnY posted:

How many YT’s do you know willing to admit the US is a racist country, for comparison’s sake?
Not saying the Dutch aren’t racist (I’ve lived there and experienced it first hand), but let’s not start being ridiculous.

ftw is this

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Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


At first glance I thought there were two cars riding on top of ladder car in some kind of mysterious dimensional anomaly

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

evil_bunnY posted:

How many YT’s do you know willing to admit the US is a racist country, for comparison’s sake?
Not saying the Dutch aren’t racist (I’ve lived there and experienced it first hand), but let’s not start being ridiculous.

youtube knew.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

SelenicMartian posted:

What's the title? In case I can't avoid getting a huge ship.

Just pulled the book. I had the date completely wrong. The correct edition is '44 It's "Modern Marine Engineer's Manual". The Editor-in-Chief was Alan Osbourne U.S. Maritime Commission Press is Cornell Maritime Press. The section is section I. "Respiratory Safety Appliances." There's more in the book spread out later, but that's the most important part about safety. I'm pretty sure I have another one that has a series of anecdotes about repairing boilers but I'll have to dig deeper on my shelves. It might be a Blue Jackets manual but don't quote me. I know there's another one about handling destroyers and battleships but I have a lot of books and this was the one I was thinking of.

It's a two volume set. If you want to run a huge old ship, it's the way to go. The section on Air Ejectors will keep you on the edge of your seat. Make sure you read that Air Ejectors portion before the Scotch Boilers section otherwise it won't make any sense.

I kid. Most of the sections books are so esoteric that it's hard to put any of it into context unless you were staring at the belly of an Iowa Class Destroyer.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY time to buckle up for 10 pages of discussion about racism in the OSHA thread!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Carbon dioxide posted:

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY time to buckle up for 10 pages of discussion about racism in the OSHA thread!
You wouldn't want to go into that unbuckled.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

mostlygray posted:

I kid. Most of the sections books are so esoteric that it's hard to put any of it into context unless you were staring at the belly of an Iowa Class Destroyer.

Actually, that's a class of battleship.
:goonsay:

I have stared at the belly of one, and they told me you start the engines via a procedure something like this: they had this pole with a sort of shield near the end, and you put a rag on the end or something, dip it in fuel oil, light the rag with a lighter and then stick it in the boiler or something? I don't really understand how boilers work, I should go read about it, but maybe just on Wikipedia :v:

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Buttcoin purse posted:

Actually, that's a class of battleship.
:goonsay:

I have stared at the belly of one, and they told me you start the engines via a procedure something like this: they had this pole with a sort of shield near the end, and you put a rag on the end or something, dip it in fuel oil, light the rag with a lighter and then stick it in the boiler or something? I don't really understand how boilers work, I should go read about it, but maybe just on Wikipedia :v:

dum dums should have turned the key in the ignition like hello how much more complicated can it be than a car?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SelenicMartian posted:

You wouldn't want to go into that unbuckled.

I do, then I'll be thrown clear of the wreck!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

NGD80 posted:

Back in the early 2000s I was a management trainee for a manufacturing company in the UK, and I was responsible for quality control and production management. I was 22 years old, keen as punch and ready to change the world.

About 11 months into the role, I got a new boss, let's call him "Fred". Fred was also the company owner's son, and was basically a 45 year old gently caress up who had only ever been a drug dealer/DJ and now stood to inherit the entire company. His management style was, let's say, 'interesting' and he would deviate from "screaming at you for the most benign thing ever" to "I can't deal with the pressure so I'll go home for the day" in a matter of hours. He also thought he was a manufacturing GENIUS. His ideas were batshit crazy, but he would scream at anyone who questioned him.

There was a 52 year old machine operative, let's call him "Roy", who has worked on the same machine for over 30 years. Roy could tell when his machine was 2 weeks away from a breakdown, just because it sounded different. He was truly at one with his machine.

Fred decided that we would modify Roy's machine so that we could extend the range of products we could manufacture. In order to do this, he decided that we would add an additional spindle to the machine. The problem was that each product would finish at a different time and you would need to remove a product from the machine while the other one was still spinning.

Roy protested and said he'd never use it, but Fred went ahead and modified it over the weekend with a subcontractor.

On Monday, Roy said "you must be joking, I'm not using that". Fred said "you will use it, or you'll be looking for a new job tomorrow." Roy said "it's not safe and I won't use it. If you try to make me I will report you to the HSE." And then Fred said "if you report me, I'll make sure you don't find work ever again".

So Roy smiled and said, "ok, fine, I'll load the next job but you can run it first."

Roy loaded on his next job, and took two steps back...he also looked at me and said "stand back".

Fred started the machine and all went well.... for about 30 seconds.

The first job had reached the diameter required and Fred pressed 'stop', however he now had to lean over the other job that was still running at 2,000 RPM. I didn't see it happen but I heard an awful scream and then saw blood squirting everywhere. Fred fainted onto the machine, narrowly missing the spindle with his face and greasy long black hair. We pressed the emergency stop and picked him up, and it was then I spotted his fingers in the machine. I picked up two middle fingers and gave them to a colleague to put into a freezer bag, which was a waste of time because they couldn't reattach them, they were too mangled.

Fred never came back to work. Apparently he told his father he wasn't cut out for running the company and I also left about 6 months later. I saw recently that it was bought out in a management buy out and good old Roy was the operations director. Good for him!

MoneyTreeFiddy posted:

TL,DR; Roy anticipates a rounding error, digits truncated in the worst way.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

WorkSafeBC has a series of videos on kitchen safety. Nice.

'Always announce when you're moving with a knife.' :chef:

Also, ladder safety ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlsU2ljs99Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLYJ_bbEWds

And a series of videos for hotel room attendants

'Before making the bed, put on your gloves, and visually check for fluids and sharp objects.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4d7LPqUocE

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

:nfpa:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45503501

*gets swarmed by wasps*

*falls out of treehouse*

*lands on meat skewer*

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Can't remember if I saw this in this thread or another thread or possibly even somewhere else on the internet. Anyway.



quote:

Three children in NSW are very sick with lead poisoning after using Hashmi brand eyeliner products. New South Wales’ Regulation Minister Matt Kean says doctors have tested the children, all from the same family. He says the tests found high levels of lead in their blood.

Testing has found that the eye makeup products contain up to 84% lead along with high levels of arsenic, cadmium, chromium and mercury. This is especially concerning as the packaging of the products specifically states that they do not contain lead.

The NSW government has issued a public health alert over the Pakistan-made products and are urging people to stop using them.

The cheap eyeliners are sold in Indian and Pakistani stores. Shop owners are now removing the products from shelves.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

luxury handset posted:

there's a bit of a difference between admitting the whole country is racist vs. the whimsical holiday tradition of a prancing blackface clown
Not Dutch, but I always assumed black Peter was a really old tradition from the depths of time that could, theoretically, not be about actual black people.

Turns out he's from the 1850s.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lol

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Isn't that just an inferior circular saw?

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

lololol

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lazyhound posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45503501

*gets swarmed by wasps*

*falls out of treehouse*

*lands on meat skewer*

I feel like this kid is going to be either laughed at by fate or laugh at fate for the rest of his life.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Join us for the Late Stage Capitalism Games

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

The Bloop posted:

Join us for the Late Stage Capitalism Games
And may the shareholders be ever in your favor.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

The Lone Badger posted:

Isn't that just an inferior circular saw?

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

is this the slingshot guy

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
i cant believe i recognised a screenshot of the slingshot guy from youtube based on his driveway but i cant remember my loving ex's name half the time the internet has ruined me

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

quite stretched out posted:

i cant believe i recognised a screenshot of the slingshot guy from youtube based on his driveway but i cant remember my loving ex's name half the time the internet has ruined me

Welcome 2 da slingshot zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuoJkHDCvII

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


An 18 wheeler tipped over in the rain here yesterday afternoon.

The driver is ok.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

The entire landscaping crew at work seems to think that iPhone headphones are appropriate earpro.

Just turn up the music until you can't hear the dangerously loud mower.

cyberbug
Sep 30, 2004

The name is Carl Seltz...
insurance inspector.
HPC guys have made the Fing-Longer for forklifts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyaH-dG_Q3M&t=598s

What could go wrong? Nothing goes wrong

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
I seem to recall a TFR goon paying in the "Dumb poo poo overhead at the gun shop, range, etc." thread about someone who was shooting away an indoor pistol range with just headphones on. When the guy was told he should put some hearing protection on, he said, "NO, IT'S OK! I HAVE THE MUSIC UP REALLY LOUD!"

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Barefoot roadside foundry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MotZZ6bDh_4

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

saw this in the recommendations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWjs3lGk8xk

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

aghhh when he rests his foot on the mold and pours molten poo poo right next to it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Splicer posted:

Not Dutch, but I always assumed black Peter was a really old tradition from the depths of time that could, theoretically, not be about actual black people.

Turns out he's from the 1850s.

Jesus gently caress Dutchlanders.

JackSplater
Nov 20, 2014

Metal Coat? It's already active?!

cyberbug posted:

HPC guys have made the Fing-Longer for forklifts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyaH-dG_Q3M&t=598s

What could go wrong? Nothing goes wrong

At my warehouse job we used to have something similar. They were basically 10 foot long sheaths that had a metal bar that hooked behind the bottom of the regular, 4-foot forks. I didn't think they were uncommon.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Fork extensive are fairly standard. Making your own with whatever rectangular box section you find lying around is osha as gently caress though.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/SBHob6n.mp4

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Happy OSHA day everyone. On this date, 170 years ago, Phineas Gage survived his famous accident.

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duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
https://www.npr.org/2018/09/13/647621382/multiple-explosions-and-house-fires-reported-across-three-massachusetts-town

Gonna be a fun read when they figure out what went wrong here.

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