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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






i can't stop laughing

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Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Go north to south, the CUM Agreement

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

They lived in Bakersfield so really the gunman did them a favor.

There’s really no reason to live in Bakersfield but this is taking it to the next level.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Retardog posted:

Go north to south, the CUM Agreement

Trump go on cumtown.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
This visualization was really cool. But 6 feet are not quite 2 meters, and it just reminded me that there's enough water at the south pole to raise global sea levels by about 66 meters if the ice cap melts. It wouldn't be a storm surge, but it's just a mind boghling number. Try to visualize that, how much would even be left of the Carolinas? Or Holland?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Torrannor posted:

This visualization was really cool. But 6 feet are not quite 2 meters, and it just reminded me that there's enough water at the south pole to raise global sea levels by about 66 meters if the ice cap melts. It wouldn't be a storm surge, but it's just a mind boghling number. Try to visualize that, how much would even be left of the Carolinas? Or Holland?

Fortress holland will never falter so long as the dikes dont fail. (I have no clue whether it's dike or dykes so I'm rolling the dice)

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
american/canadian english is dike, elsewhere its dyke

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
anyway i believe in the power of gay ladies but holding back the ocean is a 24/7 job so theyd quickly be exhausted and after that rip windmill land

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Tollymain posted:

anyway i believe in the power of gay ladies but holding back the ocean is a 24/7 job so theyd quickly be exhausted and after that rip windmill land

that's ok, plenty of dutchmen ready to stand up and put their fingers in those dikes

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004


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Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Sep 13, 2018

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

It's the perfect :v: picture

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

that's ok, plenty of dutchmen ready to stand up and put their fingers in those dikes

I've been making this joke for years and the only person who ever laughed was a lesbian who honeymooned in the area kim davis was working so thats a ymmv to the nth

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Rick Scott takes opportunistic stand to rebuke president when he realizes Puerto Ricans live in Florida.

https://twitter.com/scottforflorida/status/1040265322270474242?s=21

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Milo and POTUS posted:

I've been making this joke for years and the only person who ever laughed was a lesbian who honeymooned in the area kim davis was working so thats a ymmv to the nth

when i was on the fishing boat a few years back, we sprang a leak in one of the chilled water lines, so i stood there with my finger on the hole while the (dutch) chief went and found a hose clamp and some rubber
when he came back i looked at him and said 'so does this make me a dutchman now?'
got a good laugh out of him

cool story bro

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Donny's going to declare war on this hurricane for disrespecting that flag.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

A Bad Poster posted:

Donny's going to declare war on this hurricane for disrespecting that flag.

Impossible. Hurricanes are white.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
This weather channel demo (about 55 seconds in) is the best visual I've ever seen explaining storm surge and why it will wreck your poo poo.

https://twitter.com/blkahn/status/1040306476273868800?s=19

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

mlmp08 posted:

Rick Scott takes opportunistic stand to rebuke president when he realizes Puerto Ricans live in Florida.

https://twitter.com/scottforflorida/status/1040265322270474242?s=21

Wow he tweeted about it thanks for saving America

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
What I’m saying is I want all high level politicians who tweet to be burned at the stake.

All of them.

Trump, Obama, who cares.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Everything east of US 1 is built on atop a low tide that just hasn't come back in for a few million years

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I've been so worried about this hurricane that I stress pooped at work seven times yesterday but found a book on kindle last night that made me feel a lot better about what a truly enraged sea would look like.

https://www.amazon.com/DAY-Through-German-Eyes-Hidden-ebook/dp/B00VX372UE

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Dang dude sorry for your butt

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

when i was on the fishing boat a few years back, we sprang a leak in one of the chilled water lines, so i stood there with my finger on the hole while the (dutch) chief went and found a hose clamp and some rubber
when he came back i looked at him and said 'so does this make me a dutchman now?'
got a good laugh out of him

cool story bro

tbf this was after kim davis pulled her poo poo and I guess it was protest of sorts? But hilly Kentucky is probably pretty pretty anyway

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/13/opinion/kosovo-serbia-land-swap.html

quote:

A Kosovo-Serbia land swap would be peaceful ethnic cleansing. But at least it would bring peace.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/13/opinion/kosovo-serbia-land-swap.html


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Look up German population transfers post-1945.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

This is fuckin amazing :allears:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Manafucked.

https://twitter.com/jjouvenal/status/1040358051683950599

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/rolandscahill/status/1040361610743885827?s=21

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Oh and Boston(ish) is blowing the gently caress up. There's a gas line with multiple ruptures and it's blowing up houses.

https://twitter.com/MassStatePolice/status/1040356540430069760

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1040362972332347392

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Sep 13, 2018

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

facialimpediment posted:

Oh and Boston(ish) is blowing the gently caress up. There's a gas line with multiple ruptures and it's blowing up houses.

https://twitter.com/MassStatePolice/status/1040356540430069760

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1040362972332347392

This is something that's going to become a serious problem over the next few decades

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
That sounds horrifying. And I just know it’s going to turn out to be caused by slashed infrastructure budgets.

DaNerd
Sep 15, 2009

u br?
:stare:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

M_Gargantua posted:

That sounds horrifying. And I just know it’s going to turn out to be caused by slashed infrastructure budgets.

Might have been a fuckup, rather than poo poo falling apart.

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1040364114592362496

I'm no gasline engineer though!

Footage here: https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/1040354136972115968

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


Over/under on Mueller being fired before Monday?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Over/under on Mueller being fired before Monday?

I'll put some money on 6 Mueller firings after 1201am Monday and -3 firings before 1000pm Sunday

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Getting the guilty plea is a masterstroke for Mueller because he'll be admitting to everything and if Trump pardons him it'll look extra stupid.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


psydude posted:

Getting the guilty plea is a masterstroke for Mueller because he'll be admitting to everything and if Trump pardons him it'll look extra stupid.
Self-inflicted looking stupid hasn't phased him much so far.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

psydude posted:

Getting the guilty plea is a masterstroke for Mueller because he'll be admitting to everything and if Trump pardons him it'll look extra stupid.

It's 2018

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I would hate it if Trump looked stupid considering his impeccable record thus far.

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egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
Can anybody who works in utilities confirm that residential gas line distribution networks are connected to the Internet of Things? Cause at this point I'm willing to believe someone would try to gently caress with supply pressure / safeties at distribution points

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