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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Pepperoneedy posted:

Aw gently caress I was in Ocracoke this time last year. That island is flat as a pancake. They've no chance.

drowning to own the hurricane/sissy libs :smug:

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

How big was it?

it killed 22 people in va and set their all time flood record

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011



RIP carolinas

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Rocks posted:



RIP carolinas

For context, the windblast from one of my full strength punches generates 1200 mbar

So yeah the carolinas are toast

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

The Muppets On PCP posted:

it killed 22 people in va and set their all time flood record

Sounds like it loving sucked, op

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
i like how the ringtone jeff has for his wife is the most obnoxious ringtone ever

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i cant tell you how much i love jeff bickering with his wife on stream

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

post jeff stream plz. enjoyed his periscope from last year

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA3rPY_1t88

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

Sounds like it loving sucked, op

it did. a pear tree in my back yard got ripped straight out the ground

it looked like someone dug it up roots and all and set it on its side

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

Calibanibal posted:

For context, the windblast from one of my full strength punches generates 1200 mbar

So yeah the carolinas are toast

???

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I see a silver lining here

Wet-blanket nerds like to say that terraforming Mars would take a billion years but guess what fuckos we terraform earth in like 150

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

you fool

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Fallom posted:

Why am I not allowed to make fun of the people who decided to stay behind again

I promise I don't mean it for the people who couldn't manage to shove their fatass dog into their Versa

Bc of the large numbers of poor people who literally do not have vehicles to evacuate in or whose vehicles aren't reliable enough to evacuate in or who don't have the money to pay for travel expenses when they're not getting paid or the ones who work for bosses demanding that they still show up

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Mayor Dave posted:

Bc of the large numbers of poor people who literally do not have vehicles to evacuate in or whose vehicles aren't reliable enough to evacuate in or who don't have the money to pay for travel expenses when they're not getting paid or the ones who work for bosses demanding that they still show up

the rich people with stilted beach houses who imagine they will be fine because they paid for the good insurance package are fair game though

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Phi230 posted:

I see a silver lining here

Wet-blanket nerds like to say that terraforming Mars would take a billion years but guess what fuckos we terraform earth in like 150

and most of that was play time, we didn't get serious about it until about 60 years ago

we'd have mars looking like venus in 80 years if we really get our asses moving


you hearing this elong musk?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Calibanibal posted:

For context, the windblast from one of my full strength punches generates 1200 mbar

So yeah the carolinas are toast

i'm going to be battered by 1200 million bars?? this thing is getting worse by the minute

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

Bc of the large numbers of poor people who literally do not have vehicles to evacuate in or whose vehicles aren't reliable enough to evacuate in or who don't have the money to pay for travel expenses when they're not getting paid or the ones who work for bosses demanding that they still show up

gonna drop a footnote here to link back to: *i don't mean them when i lol

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

DryGoods posted:

i'm going to be battered by 1200 million bars?? this thing is getting worse by the minute

calibanibal hasn't even gone super saiyan yet

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

The Muppets On PCP posted:

it did. a pear tree in my back yard got ripped straight out the ground

it looked like someone dug it up roots and all and set it on its side

So why are you like "It won't be so bad, y'all don't know" when another hurricane royally hosed up that area 15 years ago? Are you like a hurricane hipster? Sure, everybody knows Florence is bad, but let me tell you about this hurricane you probably haven't heard of.

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

Over Easy posted:

and most of that was play time, we didn't get serious about it until about 60 years ago

we'd have mars looking like venus in 80 years if we really get our asses moving


you hearing this elong musk?



:elongate:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Over Easy posted:

why is no one talking about the thousands of bloated horse corpses that are going to be all over the outer banks in like 36 hours?

those horses got a better chance of surviving then the chuds hunkered down in their trailer

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

So why are you like "It won't be so bad, y'all don't know" when another hurricane royally hosed up that area 15 years ago? Are you like a hurricane hipster? Sure, everybody knows Florence is bad, but let me tell you about this hurricane you probably haven't heard of.

i'm saying it didn't royally gently caress up that area despite being bad enough to uproot my tree

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

the bitcoin of weed posted:

the rich people with stilted beach houses who imagine they will be fine because they paid for the good insurance package are fair game though

Just lmao if you aren't actively rooting for their destruction

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

i got stung by a wasp who built a nest in my grill while checking if it was working incase i lose power and poo poo

i'm the first goon casualty i think

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er some land in the sea and the crash of the wave?

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Is Ocracoke that island where everybody speaks that awesome sounding English dialect?

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Hey Jeff! DO SOMETHING

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Hey Jeff! DO SOMETHING
*gets out of the car to do something off-camera*

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

lamentable dustman posted:

i got stung by a wasp who built a nest in my grill while checking if it was working incase i lose power and poo poo

i'm the first goon casualty i think

Thank you for your service. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Over Easy posted:

why is no one talking about the thousands of bloated horse corpses that are going to be all over the outer banks in like 36 hours?

nice, might be able to enjoy the beach without giant piles of horse poo poo every 3 feet

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

lamentable dustman posted:

i got stung by a wasp who built a nest in my grill while checking if it was working incase i lose power and poo poo

i'm the first goon casualty i think

where did it sting you?

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Fallom posted:

nice, might be able to enjoy the beach without giant piles of horse poo poo every 3 feet

stepping on horse guts isn't any better dude

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

aww, this isnt frankie macdonald at all

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

stepping on horse guts isn't any better dude

that's just a one time deal, inshallah

horse poo poo though is a terrible cycle

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Is Jeff sleeping or something? Why is he streaming nothing?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
flag check

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

stepping on horse guts isn't any better dude

horses in america are a legacy of the conquerors. glory in the guts

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Over Easy posted:

where did it sting you?

in the ring finger

i bucked up and was able to turn on the grill still to burn its nest and family away

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Fallom posted:

Why am I not allowed to make fun of the people who decided to stay behind again

I promise I don't mean it for the people who couldn't manage to shove their fatass dog into their Versa

usually because they poor

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