Weatherdammerung 2024: I didn't expect it to get this weird and bad this soon

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

And its gone

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:22

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# ? May 30, 2024 23:11

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

He is so pumped now.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:22

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m: Apr 16, 2017; IÍÌÌ° ÍÌ¯ÌÌ«Ì¹Ì¯Ì¤AÒmÍÌºÌ© ÍÌ¬AÌ¡Ì®ÌÌ ÍÍÌ±Ì« KÌ¶eÍgÍ.ÌÌ»Ì±ÌªÍÌ¹Ì

Destroy those cars now woo

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:22

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Not everybody lives directly in the path of the planet trying to aggressively murder everybody several times a year, so are you being serious?

so first imagine a straw. you can only draw about 300hPa of vacuum with a straw but it still gets a lot of mountain dew up into your cheeto stained mouth

now imagine youre holding that pressure in your mouth and you move the straw like 5 feet before your lungs give out and you get mountain dew all over your keyboard

right now the difference between florence and the surrounding ocean is 26hPa , merely 9% of the pressure difference of your icky mouth

now imagine that straw is the size of south carolina

that means that the low pressure area of this storm is 3x10^16 times bigger than a straw

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:23

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

BOOM

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:23

alsothere: Oct 14, 2014; Taco Defender

FUCKK MY FEED FROZE AS IT WAS HAPPENING

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:23

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m: Apr 16, 2017; IÍÌÌ° ÍÌ¯ÌÌ«Ì¹Ì¯Ì¤AÒmÍÌºÌ© ÍÌ¬AÌ¡Ì®ÌÌ ÍÍÌ±Ì« KÌ¶eÍgÍ.ÌÌ»Ì±ÌªÍÌ¹Ì

M_Gargantua posted:

so first imagine a straw. you can only draw about 300hPa of vacuum with a straw but it still gets a lot of mountain dew up into your cheeto stained mouth

now imagine youre holding that pressure in your mouth and you move the straw like 5 feet before your lungs give out and you get mountain dew all over your keyboard

right now the difference between florence and the surrounding ocean is 26hPa , merely 9% of the pressure difference of your icky mouth

now imagine that straw is the size of south carolina

that means that the low pressure area of this storm is 3x10^16 times bigger than a straw

It was a yes or no question

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:23

Lokar: Mar 10, 2006

Jeff has delivered

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:23

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

scared the bejebers outta me

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:24

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

what were we just watching fall

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:24

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

zegermans posted:

what were we just watching fall

capitalism

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:25

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I'm also gonna get really hammered right now

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:25

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m: Apr 16, 2017; IÍÌÌ° ÍÌ¯ÌÌ«Ì¹Ì¯Ì¤AÒmÍÌºÌ© ÍÌ¬AÌ¡Ì®ÌÌ ÍÍÌ±Ì« KÌ¶eÍgÍ.ÌÌ»Ì±ÌªÍÌ¹Ì

The orange bit is coming soon :ohdear:

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:25

unbutthurtable: Dec 2, 2016; Total. Tox. Rereg.; College Slice

IN ONE MOMENT, EARTH;

IN THE NEXT, HEAVEN

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:26

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It was a yes or no question

The answer was yes, storm surge comes on shockingly fast

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:26

unbutthurtable: Dec 2, 2016; Total. Tox. Rereg.; College Slice

gently caress. THE. SIGN.

gently caress. THE. SIGN.

gently caress. THE. SIGN.

gently caress. THE. SIGN.

gently caress. THE. SIGN.

(chant it with me boys)

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:28

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

i miss the bp

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:29

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday posted:

list of goons to check later to see if they are dead:
DryGoods
A Big Fuckin Hornet
Morally adept
anonumos
reignofevil
Sir Plus
The Nastier Nate

Are you guys dead yet?

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:32

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Pff it's barely a cat 2 no one is gonna die

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:33

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

twoday posted:

Are you guys dead yet?

ghost posting

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:35

Gibbering: May 24, 2014

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Pff it's barely a cat 2 no one is gonna die

Jeff's stream is dead. That's the only casualty that matters.

Edit: Never mind. Bitching about things always fixes 'em!

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:39

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

It's back.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:40

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Surging up the back end.

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:41

succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

https://twitter.com/JohnMoretti5/status/1040405751565570049

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:42

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Did someone just moon the stream?

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:42

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

https://twitter.com/hurricanetrack/status/1040427897482305536

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:44

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

DryGoods posted:

this storm's bringing in something evil from the depths. something that should have stayed below the waves

In his house at C'arolina, dead America waits dreaming

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:44

unbutthurtable: Dec 2, 2016; Total. Tox. Rereg.; College Slice

with the awning gone, there's no point to this thread

just gas it already

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:49

orange sky: May 7, 2007

LOL "that guy went in the ditch"

and we see the other stream of the dude just hanging in the ditch

# ? Sep 14, 2018 03:49

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost