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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

JBP posted:

That Scomo vid gives me fond memories of East93 in Ringwood circa 2001.

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G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
5 cougars thanks

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

bewilderment posted:

I didn't think having fond memories of Volt in Werribee was something actually possible.

rose coloured glasses mate

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

also a very appropriate name / post combo there bewilderment.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

nooooo

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

SHARKS

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

this is violence

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]




trigger warning: fuckin'

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Why is the meme of Prime Minister Sharks actually real

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
How long till a Sharks player gets caught up a dog and ScoMo has to distance himself from them?

Also there appears to be furry porn on the dailytelegraph.com.au home page.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Who’s gonna ask who fuckin tonight in QT?

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How long till a Sharks player gets caught up a dog and ScoMo has to distance himself from them?

Also there appears to be furry porn on the dailytelegraph.com.au home page.

I see exactly which thumbnail you're looking at and thankfully it was mobile so I can't confirm if it's outright porn

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Somewhere in New York, someone is explaining Question Time to Fatman Scoop.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Somewhere in New York, someone is explaining Question Time to Fatman Scoop.

FMS: Yeah but who's fuckin' tonight?

Joe Hockey: Barnaby Joyce most likely.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
How the absolute gently caress can the cpg be this bored already


quote:


JOSH FRYDENBERG

Josh Frydenberg: the Liberal Party's next prime minister?

It says something about Josh Frydenberg’s skills that he has emerged from the Liberal Party leadership convulsions not only unscathed, but a mere heartbeat from the prime ministership.

By Tony Wright
14 SEPTEMBER 2018


Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Lid posted:

How the absolute gently caress can the cpg be this bored already
Because literally everything about Prime Minister Sharks screams "seat warmer".

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Because literally everything about Prime Minister Sharks screams "seat sniffer".

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Lid posted:

How the absolute gently caress can the cpg be this bored already

They're smelling blood in the water, they want an election

Jonah Galtberg posted:

this is violence

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

quote:

It says something about Josh Frydenberg’s skills that he has emerged from the Liberal Party leadership convulsions not only unscathed

There's a reason for that, and it's the same reason that Morrison can't explain to the public why Turnbull had to go.

Dutton's camp instigated the push but hosed up the execution, so the eventual winners (Morrison, Frydenberg, etc) were people who didn't have any real problem with Turnbull but who can't afford to piss off the people who did.

AgentF
May 11, 2009

Anidav posted:



The leaks do not stop.

This doesn't add up though. Columns 1 and 3 add to 202 and columns 2 adds to 203.

MiniSune
Sep 16, 2003

Smart like Dodo!

AgentF posted:

This doesn't add up though. Columns 1 and 3 add to 202 and columns 2 adds to 203.

Maths is not a Tory strongpoint.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Maybe someone's abstained to see how the cards fell

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

They are liberals, not loving math wizzes, give them a break

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Explains their budgets.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

AgentF posted:

This doesn't add up though. Columns 1 and 3 add to 202 and columns 2 adds to 203.

nerd

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
That's the Labor Waste mista speakah

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ginarush/status/1040196231983558657

AgentF
May 11, 2009

hambeet posted:

They are liberals, not loving math wizzes, give them a break

The point is that they wrote 201 at the bottom of every column which is sloppy at best and dodgy at worst and could have raised issues of confidence in the process if it was a squeaker.

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.
I like how all the women were knocked out before the final round. Lol.

Surely most Australian women notice they get shafted by the libs on the regular and vote for almost anyone else?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

froglet posted:

I like how all the women were knocked out before the final round. Lol.

Surely most Australian women notice they get shafted by the libs on the regular and vote for almost anyone else?

No, because how can they face their gossip group down at the local social club if they didn't vote for their husband's friends...

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
"Mr Scoop, you are trending on twitter in Australia"

"Yo! Can I get a (what what)"

"Yes Mr Scoop, something to do with their President"

"Oh! oh!"


"Yes and it seems that your iTunes sales are through the roof"

"You got a hundred dollar bill, get your hands up!"


"You know who else is making a fortune in royalties off this?"

Crooklyn Clan, crooklyn Clan, crooklyn Clan

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

AgentF posted:

The point is that they wrote 201 at the bottom of every column which is sloppy at best and dodgy at worst and could have raised issues of confidence in the process if it was a squeaker.

Yeah I was just making a joke and was beaten to it anyway.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

AgentF posted:

This doesn't add up though. Columns 1 and 3 add to 202 and columns 2 adds to 203.

Lol that someone thinks maths matters in a branch preselection.

bobvonunheil
Mar 18, 2007

Board games and tea
The Iron Laws of Shoddy Arithmetic

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
Just looked out the window to see this mug beaming at me from a bus ad.

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.
Hey Auspol, got two requests:

Firstly, anyone got that cartoon of a guy turning into a neo nazi because of the left? (It ends with him getting a swatiska tattoo or something)

Secondly, who was it that linked to the Twitter thread about the Tonightly sketch about the "problem with them left"? It was by a woman who was consulted about it and turned them down and what's so horribly wrong with it.

I'm arguing with idiots on the internet coz clearly I've got nothing better to do.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

froglet posted:

Secondly, who was it that linked to the Twitter thread about the Tonightly sketch about the "problem with them left"? It was by a woman who was consulted about it and turned them down and what's so horribly wrong with it.
Was it this one?

https://twitter.com/alanalentin/status/1036820990662041600

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
White people feel maligned because they didn't even reach Al Bundy levels of success in life.

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