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Elephant Parade posted:
Wait, are there places where people trade creep shots online? If so, that's fascinating. I mean gross, but fascinating. It's like trading card games.
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Sep 13, 2018 22:00
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If he said he was finding this stuff on regular porn sites, I'd be agreeing with the naysayers. But he left it ambiguous, so there's a high chance he's looking at real creepshots
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Whale spouse: no particular advice regarding your marriage, but please be especially attentive to your kids' moods and behavior, because it sounds like they're at high risk for devastating yo mama jokes
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I gotta tell you if my enormously fat wife accused me of low T just because I don't want to summit her massive bulk and spelunk my way through her folds in a quest for a vagina that a dick can't even reach,, I would never be able to stop myself from dropping a marriage-ending string of insults. God drat dude, get rid of that woman
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Sep 13, 2018 22:12
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loquacius posted:i had a bit of an anxiety attack today because an interviewer thought it'd be cheeky and fun to ask where i was on 9/11. guess that's how you spot "cultural fit"? "I was in Manhattan. I walked home over the Queensboro Bridge while staring at the smoke and thinking about whether it would be a good idea to enlist as an officer before the draft restarted. Cell phones weren't ubiquitous yet so my parents had no idea where I was until I found a payphone with only a ten minute line on the other side of the bridge. They had just finished calling all their friends and as it turned out, the guy who built their house was trapped in an elevator on an upper floor and just had time to leave his pregnant wife a farewell voicemail before he burned or dropped to death, so they were pretty frantic. Anyway, then I sat around in my room and didn't turn on the TV for a week. To compensate and have something to take my mind off the cloud of darkness, I spent that week posting on a really weird internet forum where someone posted "watch Bush start a loving war" and was flamed over it for months because we were attacked and that's not how things work at all. To be honest, I think this is one of the worst questions I've ever heard of in an interview so I don't think I'd be a good fit here. It might be better for both of us to finish this interview early." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQqQuOO9yQ Adar fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Sep 13, 2018 |
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Sep 13, 2018 22:26
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Adar posted:
i feel this really hard. thanks friend poster. the 11th is my sisters birthday, i tend to call her on the 12th now because i get all stupid
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Sep 13, 2018 22:31
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Elephant Parade posted:OP sure didn't seem to think so, and I imagine websites for sharing that kind of poo poo exist You're in charge of producing 'voyeur' porn for a website. Do you: 1) Pay a hooker $50. 2) Run into a restroom and stick a phone over the stall to get a blurry three second shot, get caught, beat up, arrested and charged with a sex crime, spend five years in prison getting beat up very day, then spend the rest of your life on a sex offender registry unable to get any job other than McDonalds.
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Sep 13, 2018 22:51
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Gynovore posted:You're in charge of producing 'voyeur' porn for a website. Do you: don't kinkshame my fetish
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Sep 13, 2018 22:58
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Wait until you guys hear about creepshots and revenge porn, it's really gonna blow your minds
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Sep 13, 2018 23:05
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Anne Whateley posted:Wait until you guys hear about creepshots and revenge porn, it's really gonna blow your minds I mean, yes, those are the topics under discussion I have no doubt that some of it you find if you trawl Reddit/Tumblr/4chan/etc for a while is genuine, and the kind of stuff you find on the three porn sites everyone on Earth uses (and various paysites supposedly devoted to it) is staged
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Sep 14, 2018 00:00
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Gynovore posted:You're in charge of producing 'voyeur' porn for a website. Do you: Hey so creepshot poo poo is real and it's not people running legit porn sites who do it, this is stupid
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Sep 14, 2018 00:24
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Hey so creepshot poo poo is real and it's not people running legit porn sites who do it, this is stupid Yeah it's both, as discussed people are talking about two different things
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loquacius posted:Yeah it's both, as discussed people are talking about two different things I'm just always surprised that people don't think creepshot poo poo exists and it's all staged voyeur porn
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loquacius posted:the kind of stuff you find on the three porn sites everyone on Earth uses (and various paysites supposedly devoted to it) is staged
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Sep 14, 2018 00:34
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Anne Whateley posted:Do you seriously think nobody uploads videos of/with their partners or exes to youporn or redtube or xvideos or whatever? That is literally stop #1. Wow interesting point, maybe you should try arguing it to one of the people actually interested in this dumb argument about two different things The non-anon likes this porn, he is trying to stop because it is morally repugnant regardless of authenticity, which we don't need to keep debating
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Sep 14, 2018 01:07
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loquacius posted:Wow interesting point, maybe you should try arguing it to one of the people actually interested in this dumb argument about two different things Yeah in the interest of being okntopic I'm going to say that hey weirdo don't go with the anonymous therapy online stuff, this is something that you want to talk to an actual human about and build a rapport with them so that they can best help you, not talk to some rando who really is just paid to talk to you about anxiety attacks or whatever and not be a recurring visit
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Sep 14, 2018 02:09
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Zero VGS posted:I definitely agree they're not the same thing, just that they're both things that make your boner move involuntarily and thus are extremely difficult to change. As one of The Gays, that isn't how orientation works and you can go gently caress yourself
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Sep 14, 2018 07:06
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Rad-daddio posted:Wait, are there places where people trade creep shots online? If so, that's fascinating. I mean gross, but fascinating. It's like trading card games.
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Sep 14, 2018 07:07
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Staged creepshots prooobably outnumber the genuine stuff at a wild guess, if only because the latter likely can't compete quality wise and is usually kept by the creepshotter.
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Sep 14, 2018 08:01
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You focused on fit and attractive you were a couple of times whalegoon so I feel it pertinent to mention that: there is a chance you’re not as fit and attractive as you think you are and any attempt to trade up will result in a whole lot of rejection
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Sep 14, 2018 09:51
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I don't know. Unless they're also +300lbs, I'm sure they can find someone at least in better shape. Especially if they have any semblance of a personality.
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Sep 14, 2018 14:27
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Rad-daddio posted:Wait, are there places where people trade creep shots online? If so, that's fascinating. I mean gross, but fascinating. It's like trading card games.
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Sep 14, 2018 15:56
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Splicer posted:About 6 years ago SA got most of the preteen creepshot Reddit boards shut down. I'm sure we've done something else worthwhile since. The Reddit mock thread was a good time, that was my first time being politically radicalized too  I'm guessing this next one is related to some GBS drama (I don't read GBS lol) quote:i set higbee & associates google maps picture to be their precious hitler picture. also included a gif of someone saying "mothafuckaaaaaa" but  quote:I'm trans. This is not the secret, I'm open about it on these gay dead forums. Goddamn. That psychologist is good. Good on you for breaking through the denial!
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Sep 14, 2018 16:09
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Congrats on being brainwashed by the trans agenda. 
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Sep 14, 2018 16:13
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Someone else sent in a large list of feshes, claiming to have written them, probably because someone else did that earlier. There's a huge number of them this time (with links) which made me hesitant to post it at all due to a desire to "preserve the mystery" but if people want to see it I'll post it. Crowdsourcing this decision to The Thread.
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loquacius posted:Someone else sent in a large list of feshes, claiming to have written them, probably because someone else did that earlier. There's a huge number of them this time (with links) which made me hesitant to post it at all due to a desire to "preserve the mystery" but if people want to see it I'll post it. Crowdsourcing this decision to The Thread.
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loquacius posted:Someone else sent in a large list of feshes, claiming to have written them, probably because someone else did that earlier. There's a huge number of them this time (with links) which made me hesitant to post it at all due to a desire to "preserve the mystery" but if people want to see it I'll post it. Crowdsourcing this decision to The Thread. This is the thread equivalent of the masked magician ruining everyone else tricks because he never became a Chris Angel mind freak super star and also if they claim a fresh they didn’t write it baits the feathers into claiming it. It’s a hunnypot OP I vote no
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loquacius posted:Someone else sent in a large list of feshes, claiming to have written them, probably because someone else did that earlier. There's a huge number of them this time (with links) which made me hesitant to post it at all due to a desire to "preserve the mystery" but if people want to see it I'll post it. Crowdsourcing this decision to The Thread. I'd be interested in knowing how many there are but if it's just a wall of links I probably wouldn't click on more than one or two of them. There have been a lot of people claiming to have written a lot of fake confessions and I never really cared to know which ones. I'd only be curious if that one goon's method flagged all/most of them as the same writer.
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loquacius posted:I'm guessing this next one is related to some GBS drama (I don't read GBS lol) Do yourself a favor and read the GBS thread about Lowtax getting sued. It's stickied
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Zero VGS posted:a) Whups, I'll use the anonymous mail next time, didn't realize that was a requirement. I was posting for a friend anyway, it's just easier to write in the first person. It's not about making it so your friend doesn't think creepshot stuff is hot. You can be into that stuff and just like, fantasize, or roleplay, or read erotica about it. Look at cartoons or hentai or something. Just like how most people into BDSM don't need to look at actual abductions or rapes or whatever to get off. It's his compulsion to watch the porn despite feeling awful about it that's the problem. It's an obsession and a compulsion, not just how having a fetish naturally works for everyone and completely unchangeable. The actual analogy to being gay would be a man going out and having risky sex every night while in the closet, and then hating himself for it. The problem isn't that he's gay, it's that he's compulsively self-destructive.
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9/11 dude: Since you were in school when it happened just lie and say that you were in X grade and watched it on TV. I honestly was in 5th grade and my teacher showed it to my class and we were all sad and crying. That's my story. You don't need anything more than that and if they press you on it just say that you don't remember that much more. You can make up some BS about how everyone in your class was crying or something. It's a loving stupid question for an interviewer to ask you.
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Sep 14, 2018 23:30
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Really confused on why the 9/11 question was so problematic?
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A Strange Aeon posted:Really confused on why the 9/11 question was so problematic? Interviews are two-way evaluations: a bad question like that makes interviewees more likely to think "that interviewer was a doofus and I don't want to work at their company". Worst case is that it opens you up to a discrimination lawsuit: imagine if you ask that question to a Sikh interviewee, for whom 9/11 was the start of a rash of hate crimes against Sikhs, and that after you badger them into explaining this to you, you don't give them the job. Any half-decent company's interview guidelines will stress in very big, bold letters "never ask anyone any question about their membership in protected classes".
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Incoherence posted:The answer has a lot more to do with demographics than your qualifications for the job (especially because the answer for anyone under the age of about 35 is going to be some variant of "in school").
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Do yourself a favor and read the GBS thread about Lowtax getting sued. It's stickied Where at? It's not stickied in gibbis.
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Short ones today:quote:Sometimes I see flashes of the future, maybe like five seconds at most? Nothing earth shattering or anything, usually just me doing something. And they vary on how long in the future they are. I mean, I don't know your life or anything, but that might be just what people call making plans  Followup from the 9/11 goon: quote:
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That first one just sounds like he discovered "deja vu" is a thing. I'm pretty sure that goon only "remembers" his visions after the event actually happens.
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The Diddler posted:Where at? It's not stickied in gibbis. It was before. The title is "Oh no. I'm being sued. Again."
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That first one just sounds like he discovered "deja vu" is a thing. I'm pretty sure that goon only "remembers" his visions after the event actually happens. Yeah I get deja vu all the time and it's loving annoying
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Improbable Lobster posted:Yeah I get deja vu all the time and it's loving annoying Excellent post-avatar combo right there.
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quote:Was catching up in the thread up until I was reading about drinking. I hang out with friends who drink from time to time and they are really funny when drunk so it really does seem like a fun time that I'm missing out on. I knew several people who had this kind of adverse reaction to booze in college, and they all just smoked a ton of weed instead. I say give that a shot if you're curious and alcohol doesn't work for you, it's not the same kind of high but it's similar Stylometry goon followed up: quote:I can't actually detect who wrote what I just wrote that fesh so I could accuse Loq of writing all the feshes where the confessor is fat or autistic and loves their wife. He posts about his wife to the point I read what he writes in a Borat voice LOL. Anyways no hard feelings Loq you're actually one of my favorite posters. Yeah, honestly my experiences in trying to apply code from academic papers in a practical setting have suggested that it's quite frequently easier said than done, even when they supply actual code snippets rather than just formulae (like this paper, unless I missed something). I'm gonna say what I usually say when someone elevator-pitches their hackerman idea ITT: undertaking something like that for the purposes of dicking around on the forums would be a lot of effort for not a lot of payoff. And no hard feelings, but I'm not fat or autistic, just sedentary and an rear end in a top hat  I am happily married though, thank you for noticing 
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