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Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I wonder who the imperialist is. Theres so possible contenders, here on the socialist comedy subforum!

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Top City Homo posted:

im the western imperialist blindly grasping at any semblance of coherence by desperately trying to claw back the narrative to the hyper realism of the 20th century Cold War dynamic so i don't collapse on myself

locking up a million muslims to own the libs

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
or something i have no idea who that post is aimed at

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
your confusion is simply more proof of your latent imperialist ambitions

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

sincx posted:

Lol.

Pretty sure the Uighurs are Sunni. Khamenei is probably sending Xi fruit baskets.

prob literally sending him oil baskets lol

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i see glenn is moving on from trotskyism to insurrectionary maoism

really interesting ideological evolution to see play out

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

they should be glad to be in education camps dedicated to teaching them the immortal truth of xi jiping thought

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Secret Tankie: everyone is a fascist except me

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
finally I have “triggered” the “libs”

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
*in homex voice* Winnie the Pooh wasn't banned for the xi comparisons

*Putin* watch this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vDaswIXZ0

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
https://twitter.com/rj_gallagher/status/1040684920346013696

*Homex finds he can't complete his search because it includes the phrase "human rights" but he was searching for "reasons human rights are bad"*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Jewel Repetition posted:

*Homex finds he can't complete his search because it includes the phrase "human rights" but he was searching for "reasons human rights are bad"*

I doubt this ever happened.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

*in homex voice* Winnie the Pooh wasn't banned for the xi comparisons

*Putin* watch this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vDaswIXZ0
You know I could go for just hanging out with Putin and Xi sampling Russian jams and drinking vodka

Trump can come too

I don't care

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Jose posted:

*in homex voice* Winnie the Pooh wasn't banned for the xi comparisons

*Putin* watch this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vDaswIXZ0

it wasnt honey :colbert:

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

to be fair putin giving xi honey as a gift fits in with his love of bigdogging other world leaders so i can see why he'd assume

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

that jam looks good as gently caress

Graphic
Sep 4, 2018

It's like Lenin said

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://i.imgur.com/d09tnnH.mp4


http://www.chinaembassy.se/eng/gdxw/t1595453.htm

quote:

Around midnight on 2 September, three Chinese tourists were brutally abused by the Swedish police. The Chinese Embassy in Sweden is deeply appalled and angered by what happened and strongly condemns the behavior of the Swedish police. The Embassy and Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China have made solemn representations to the Swedish government respectively in Stockholm and Beijing, stressing that what the police had done severely endangered the life and violated the basic human rights of the Chinese citizens. We urged the Swedish government to conduct thorough and immediate investigation, and respond to the Chinese citizens’ requests for punishment, apology and compensation in time. We cannot understand why the Swedish side has not given us any feedback. We hope that the Swedish side will handle the case in accordance with law, and urge the Swedish side again to take immediate actions to protect the safety and legitimate rights and interests of Chinese citizens in Sweden.

Jose has issued a correction as of 02:25 on Sep 17, 2018

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
What the hell happened here?

They look extremely drunk.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Watch Xi start a war

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Karl Barks posted:

i saw "the great wall" and holy poo poo it was bad.

Zhang Yimou is the greatest director mainland China ever produced and catering to white people ruined him.

They should send him to the Bingbing hole.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ghost Leviathan posted:

What the hell happened here?

They look extremely drunk.

they hosed up their booking and had a meltdown at the hostel so bad the police were called to expel them. Then china decided to make it an international incident before the fact it was all caught on video came out

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

let's all thank jose for transporting in top quality content from the gbs china thread.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
sorry for making fun of chinese governments response to some of their tourists in this, the china cspam thread

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
international incidents and hot takes seem exactly what the thread is for imo

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1041624767047065600

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

R. Guyovich posted:

let's all thank jose for transporting in top quality content from the gbs china thread.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

gotta side with China on this one

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

international incidents and hot takes seem exactly what the thread is for imo

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1041624767047065600

they're not wrong

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you've got to be acting insanely lovely to get thrown out of a european hostel

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Literally every story I've ever heard about a European hostel involves puking in a stairwell and loving in a toilet. What did they do?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Halloween Jack posted:

Literally every story I've ever heard about a European hostel involves puking in a stairwell and loving in a toilet. What did they do?

they misbooked

around here that's basically a capital offense so frankly china should be apologizing to us

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the hostel in question has a 24 hour lobby they could stay in until their room was ready

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

drat that lady cop must be built like a freight train she barely touched him :swoon:

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

the gif literally looks like this

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

drat that lady cop must be built like a freight train she barely touched him :swoon:

this is a no getting horny for cops zone

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
as with most China stuff posted in this thread, who gives a poo poo

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx has issued a correction as of 05:27 on Mar 23, 2021

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
China pwns

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017

Metal Cat has issued a correction as of 05:45 on Oct 8, 2021

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Imagine if this happened in America. Cops would have perforated them and probably sparked WW3 over a trivago error

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