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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Krankenstyle posted:

experimented a bit with the web inspector and adding something like style="height: 512px;" to all <video> elements works

i hate javascript so i dont know how to make a plugin do it though

Nice, but what does that do to youtube and other videos?

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Unkempt posted:

Well, I learned something new about vegetables today :pseudo:



Loss

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Unkempt posted:

Well, I learned something new about vegetables today :pseudo:



By harvesting the placenta for human beauty treatments before the mothers have a chance to eat it, they are contributing to post-partum anemia in new broccoli mothers. So cruel!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm starting an awareness campaign addressing the plight of baby broccoli

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm starting an awareness campaign addressing the plight of baby broccoli

Broccoli veal farmers are monsters! :mad:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Megillah Gorilla posted:

Nice, but what does that do to youtube and other videos?

p sure theyre flash/object tags or something

idk dont ask me im not a web developer i just click thing

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not a Web developer either, because I'm not 12. However, YouTube does use video tags. Setting a width/height on the video element makes it easier to watch, but doesn't affect the size of the file you're downloading. You might as well just fullscreen it.


v: I don't think it reacts to changing the size of the window but I didn't test it. That makes sense too.

xtal has a new favorite as of 21:30 on Sep 14, 2018

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

xtal posted:

I'm not a Web developer either, because I'm not 12. However, YouTube does use video tags. Setting a width/height on the video element makes it easier to watch, but doesn't affect the size of the file you're downloading. You might as well just fullscreen it.
Embedded youtube videos in a small player will default to a lower resolution which does result in a smaller download. Anything other than youtube (gifv, etc.) doesn't have any such optimization, I think, so you don't save anything for the less reactive video embeds.

Elysiume has a new favorite as of 21:55 on Sep 14, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pretty sure the youtube javascript decides whether to use in-browser video or flash but honestly who gives a gently caress

web developer, pls make us a script sets a maximum height for all video tags on a specific website

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Aleph Null posted:

I know they are cute, but less than 1% of all baby sea turtles actually make it back to the ocean alive.

nah you just have to lead the albatrosses a bit and you can get all 12 in one go

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Krankenstyle posted:

pretty sure the youtube javascript decides whether to use in-browser video or flash but honestly who gives a gently caress

web developer, pls make us a script sets a maximum height for all video tags on a specific website
The Stylish extension used to be pretty good for custom CSS, but apparently they were stealing peoples' info.
pre:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               shorter videos
// @namespace          https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @description        asdf
// @include            https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 522px; } ");
This is basically the simplest way I know of to do it through Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey; it just adds a CSS rule to every page on a domain. Change the 522 to whatever you want. I'm not a webdev either so I don't know if there's a glitzier solution out there.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm starting an awareness campaign addressing the plight of baby broccoli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvwc8_QXiY

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Elysiume posted:

The Stylish extension used to be pretty good for custom CSS, but apparently they were stealing peoples' info.
pre:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               shorter videos
// @namespace          https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @description        asdf
// @include            https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 522px; } ");
This is basically the simplest way I know of to do it through Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey; it just adds a CSS rule to every page on a domain. Change the 522 to whatever you want. I'm not a webdev either so I don't know if there's a glitzier solution out there.

sweet

this works for me. youtubes are still the same size but the portrait phone vids are now ~half size so much more watchable

thx :D

e: i use tampermonkey on safari

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Procedurally Neural network generated festival lineup

Beeswax has a new favorite as of 22:35 on Sep 14, 2018

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Beeswax posted:

Procedurally generated festival lineup



Hell, I'd go to this Coachella lineup just for Fanch and Ben Sex.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Psychic Gloria should be headlining. :mad:

edit:
Missie Dis Shite is another great one.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Guy Goodbody has a new favorite as of 23:03 on Sep 14, 2018

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Vietnamwees posted:

Hell, I'd go to this Coachella lineup just for Fanch and Ben Sex.

I’ve heard the Bootleg Tims and Billions of Mario put on a hell of a show

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Good time for this chestnut:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Savid Bowy, the Bobson Dugnutt of music

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Dagen H posted:

Good time for this chestnut:



Does anyone have the similar one with a group of anime nerds/internet goons?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
OK, who wants to be a drummer in my metal band, "Fistopia"?

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Wheat Loaf posted:

Does anyone have the similar one with a group of anime nerds/internet goons?



E: This is a developmentally challenged group, not nerds

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It's not that one - it was definitely nerds. I think one of them had something like "Special ability: dad's credit card" as their caption.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty
Jacked Like A Man is way too good of a name to have been made by a neural network.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I feel like pictures mocking the physical appearance of developmentally disabled children aren't a good fit for the Funny Pictures Thread.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




throwing up hard makes even statues cry

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Guy Goodbody posted:

I feel like pictures mocking the physical appearance of developmentally disabled children aren't a good fit for the Funny Pictures Thread.

Maybe I'm just uptight, but I agree.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

hey some of the funniest guys i know are retards

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Mushika posted:

Maybe I'm just uptight, but I agree.

I'm not uptight and I agree.

Make fun of people for what they choose to do. Not for things outside of their control.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

only the first guy who said it gets credit

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Radical Larry is classic good poo poo though

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

MrXmas posted:

Jacked Like A Man is way too good of a name to have been made by a neural network.

(They're all fake :ssh:)



xtal has a new favorite as of 00:27 on Sep 15, 2018

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete
Mocking the disabled is repugnant and shameful, but Radical Larry is a god among men.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
"cave girl"

uhh

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Wheat Loaf posted:

Does anyone have the similar one with a group of anime nerds/internet goons?

I think you want... TLO ROLL CALL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



<- got a driftwood chain & transition lenses

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Guy Goodbody posted:

I feel like pictures mocking the physical appearance of developmentally disabled children aren't a good fit for the Funny Pictures Thread.


Mushika posted:

Maybe I'm just uptight, but I agree.


Inzombiac posted:

I'm not uptight and I agree.

Make fun of people for what they choose to do. Not for things outside of their control.


bare bottom pancakes posted:

Mocking the disabled is repugnant and shameful, but Radical Larry is a god among men.


DontMockMySmock posted:

"cave girl"

uhh

You're all correct, and I'm ashamed for having posted it. It's clearly not what Wheat Loaf requested.

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