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SardonicTyrant posted:There has to be a whole porn genre where Soloman David just comes up to your place of work. There just has to be. Sol is Big Strong Daddy personified, so: yes. Yes there is.
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lovecraft was a man who had an extreme case of broke-brains and was afraid of basically everything that he didnt perceive as white people or made by white people for example, you probably found the word cyclopean at some point or another in his work. this is what he was referring to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclopean_masonry
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im not entirely sure what the angle is here yet, is solomon disrobing and manifesting his hotwheels track because hes going to punish somebody here for some reason or because hes about to make a display of moving the block himself and tell the guys to go home and get some dang dinner/fuckin/sleep already either way im p sure this is not an accident that hes doing this in front of zaid
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Sep 15, 2018 01:39
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Solomon David looking a lot like a guy who really wants to be good but hosed it up completely
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Gnome de plume posted:New page. Next up for Dave: instituting mandatory break times and casual Fridays.
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Shugojin posted:Solomon David looking a lot like a guy who really wants to be good but hosed it up completely solomon david's mistake is that he thinks people can be dragged into enlightenment
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Sep 15, 2018 01:55
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So you might be thinking; last chapter literally culminated in a lesbian self-cest kiss. There could be none more gayer than that, right? And you would be wrong.
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Sep 15, 2018 01:59
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what a marvelous reward for the studhunks of labor, to see their harddaddy disrobe in front of them and pack away some giant slabs
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Sep 15, 2018 01:59
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Solly D is having a good string of looking relatively sane and reasonable especially by demiurge standards, so I'm just waiting for the proverbial shoe to drop. Like perhaps this is all a carefully rehearsed scene to cast a good impression on actually-not-the-real-heir.
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I like that only a few people in his kingdom that we've seen have not been black.
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Cat Mattress posted:Like perhaps this is all a carefully rehearsed scene to cast a good impression on actually-not-the-real-heir. I don't see Solomon David dissembling or lying, except possibly to himself. He seems like very much a "gently caress you, I am Paternum" kind of guy.
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Sep 15, 2018 02:04
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Cat Mattress posted:Solly D is having a good string of looking relatively sane and reasonable especially by demiurge standards, so I'm just waiting for the proverbial shoe to drop. He's about to murder this officer for overworking his dudes. Then he's gonna go to the slowest place and murder that officer for underworking his dudes.
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Tollymain posted:solomon david's mistake is that he thinks people can be dragged into enlightenment He tried to teach people about Royalty, but only taught them about Solomon David.
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Sep 15, 2018 02:10
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its gonna end with him trying to hand his kingdom over to alison, it somehow collapses into barbarity, he declares vengeance on her for showing that all of his work was meaningless like he's gonna finally meet the heir and instead of some enlightened philospher king is gonna be ol dipshit al-yis-un and hes gonna get so caremad that it destroys civilization
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Sep 15, 2018 02:13
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It's entirely possible that Solomon David is actually doing a kind of reasonable job of this and is a basically okay guy, to our immense consternation.
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Sep 15, 2018 02:13
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RiotGearEpsilon posted:It's entirely possible that Solomon David is actually doing a kind of reasonable job of this and is a basically okay guy, to our immense consternation. honestly id be fine with that to. "welp your the heir, you drew blood from me during our friendly skirmish, imma hand you my bit of creation and take waaaaay overdue vacation on a pristine island I've had set aside just for this moment. later shitlords"
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Sep 15, 2018 02:16
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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:what a marvelous reward for the studhunks of labor, to see their harddaddy disrobe in front of them and pack away some giant slabs That officer’s certainly having difficulty maintaining eye contact.
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Shugojin posted:He tried to teach people about Royalty, but only taught them about Solomon David. solomon david cannot see the difference, and as such was always doomed to failure
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Tollymain posted:solomon david cannot see the difference, and as such was always doomed to failure 
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Precambrian posted:Solomon David's gonna be a total bro who encounters Allison, realizes she's completely right about his flaws as a demiurge and pledges his full support to the group as part of his quest to become a better person. Allison will defeat him completely nonviolently, with a solution that's the best for everyone. I'm just saying, if Operant wants us to truly despise Solomon David...
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solomon david is not gonna turn out to be a good guy (in the sense of good person, though hes not going to wind up allied w the protagonist either lmao). he thinks he is, and appears to be trying to be one, but if you're possibly the least broken terrible person out of a bunch of broken terrible people youre still a broken terrible person as for a reasonable job, idk if that is an adjective one can apply to ruling a seventh of the universe in any sense tbh. relatively reasonable, possibly
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Tollymain posted:solomon david is not gonna turn out to be a good guy (in the sense of good person, though hes not going to wind up allied w the protagonist either lmao). he thinks he is, and appears to be trying to be one, but if you're possibly the least broken terrible person out of a bunch of broken terrible people youre still a broken terrible person
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Tollymain posted:solomon david is not gonna turn out to be a good guy (in the sense of good person, though hes not going to wind up allied w the protagonist either lmao). he thinks he is, and appears to be trying to be one, but if you're possibly the least broken terrible person out of a bunch of broken terrible people youre still a broken terrible person yeha like so far it seems he really wanted to be a very loved and just king beloved for his wisdom and eventually surpassed but he totally hosed that up and all he's got is a seventh of the universe in awe of his power and his feeble idiot heartbeat away from chaos and ruin
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PetraCore posted:I feel like he would be a good ruler for 1 world. 111,111? Well. No, he wouldn't even be a good ruler for 1 family. Anyone who has had a father knows that they can be a tyrant on the smallest scale. It's for your own good.
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Sep 15, 2018 02:35
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imo if solomon wanted to become royalty he should have started up a taco truck, or maybe a shawarma stand
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Sep 15, 2018 02:54
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i would have sex with solo dave
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Tollymain posted:imo if solomon wanted to become royalty he should have started up a taco truck, or maybe a shawarma stand Or a barista.
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Solomon David creates suffering without realizing it so that he can make himself feel good+strong by relieving it. His people work themselves to the bone for his sake, but the benefit is not his glory (as they think) but his pride. He doesn't have to stage a scene like this for Zaid, because this scene plays out wherever he goes and his entire civilization is designed to create scenes like this. The demiurges change their worlds to suit their self-image, because they're all-powerful narcissists.
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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:what a marvelous reward for the studhunks of labor, to see their harddaddy disrobe in front of them and pack away some giant slabs
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Sep 15, 2018 03:02
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God drat though can you imagine what Solomon David could do if he applied his abilities and unwavering drive to a noble pursuit like making pierogi?
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Dr Cheeto posted:God drat though can you imagine what Solomon David could do if he applied his abilities and unwavering drive to a noble pursuit like making noodles?
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Bongo Bill posted:Solomon David creates suffering without realizing it so that he can make himself feel good+strong by relieving it. His people work themselves to the bone for his sake, but the benefit is not his glory (as they think) but his pride. He doesn't have to stage a scene like this for Zaid, because this scene plays out wherever he goes and his entire civilization is designed to create scenes like this. The demiurges change their worlds to suit their self-image, because they're all-powerful narcissists. Right. Sol Dave is a Hero in the classic sense of being a person with immense power and drive, but he's not really a hero in the conventional sense of "good and noble person." He may not bathe in the blood of virgins or turn people into trees, but the most reasonable and level-headed tyrant is still a tyrant.
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big purple dave's special salty noodle bowl
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this broken hill posted:big purple dave's special salty noodle bowl Every bowl of Solomon David's noodles comes with two eggs in it. Because he put them there.
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Sep 15, 2018 03:09
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but nyan is still my most gorgeous boy
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or crepes
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Obviously Solomon would open up a flat bread stand and serve it with the finest of food and finest of meats. none of this noodle nonsense.
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