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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Whatever the plan is here, I like that step 1 was "fill a room with everyone who owns a gun in New York and insult them until they start shooting."

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
That plan seems to come right out of Stardust the Super Wizard.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Mother of God :vince:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I thought the whole point of Kingpin, in fact the reason that's his name, that he already directly or indirectly controls all the gangs in Nee York

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

bunnyofdoom posted:

I thought the whole point of Kingpin, in fact the reason that's his name, that he already directly or indirectly controls all the gangs in Nee York

This is Newspaper Kingpin, cut him some slack

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Push El Burrito posted:

"Hold on let's see what kind of tricks Kingpin has up his sleeve", says Spider-Man as the emts zip up the two bodybags.

of course, he's going to go into hibernation!

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Cat Mattress posted:

That plan seems to come right out of Stardust the Super Wizard.
Listen up, you punks! This is a scientific grift!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Our President, Spider-Man, was today laid low by a cowardly cad, bricked while watching his favourite Broadway play. Starring Mary Jane Watson, in theaters now!

Also Kingpin isn't simply behind bulletproof glass. He is behind bulletproof glass designed to ricochet bullets directly back into the crowd therefore committing the perfect murders, as it was all in perfect self-defense.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The YellowGolden Claw is known for his ability with illusions.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

The current discussions in the Funny Panels thread have revived my burning desire to see Newspaper Moon Knight.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Maybe it's just Peppers Ghost, although there'd still be glass then.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Those are some slow rear end bullets.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Novelty gun shaped flashlights

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
drat, who knew JJJ had a relative heavily invested in crime?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Hey that one guy's not firing his gun. We can see you just pretending and making those shooting sounds with your mouth!

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

It's just going to be the gangsters poo poo talking and bullets flying all week, and the Sunday will just be one big panel with Kingpin's and Golden Claw's corpses riddled with bullets. You heard it here first.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Push El Burrito posted:

"Hold on let's see what kind of tricks Kingpin has up his sleeve", says Spider-Man as the emts zip up the two bodybags.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

I feel bad for laughing at this.

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI


Thank you so much.

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012
is Mysterio in on this plan? is it all holograms?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Peter has seen many hibernations to be fooled by this one

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That perspective doesn't make sense at all. Great job, just like the real comic!

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

EorayMel posted:

drat, who knew JJJ had a relative heavily invested in crime?



Comrade Stalin new NSM villain

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Samuringa posted:

Peter has seen many hibernations to be fooled by this one
"All the ketchup leaked out of Kingpin's body and he's going to sleep until someone gives him more. It's fine, I've seen this all before." :spidey:

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

Samuringa posted:

Peter has seen many hibernations to be fooled by this one

"It's ok, he has a small pocket of blood behind his mask!" :spidey:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


They were ghosts the whole time!

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Gotta admire the commitment of the gangsters who keep shooting even after it does poo poo all.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Holograms? Those two were responsible for 9/11?!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The Snap reached even the NSM Universe :(

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Kingpin's scheme is truly outrageous!

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Knormal posted:

Kingpin's scheme is truly outrageous!

Truly truly truly outrageous.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



ZeroCount posted:

Gotta admire the commitment of the gangsters who keep shooting even after it does poo poo all.

Hey now, it is killing the holograms!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:


They were ghosts the whole time!

"Just like we figured!"

What's this 'we?' You're the only one who wanted to wait and see if the bullets would kill them.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

I imagine the next stage in the plan is to blow up the theatre, dropping thousands of bricks on everyone. Spiderman is doomed.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
everyone else is saved as the bricks miraculously home in on spideys skull

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:


They were ghosts the whole time!

Kingpin hologram fades away, only to be replaced by the Coachella Tupac hologram.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Samuringa posted:

The Snap reached even the NSM Universe :(

"Mr. Stark... I don't feel so good."
Iron Man plays Security Cam footage of Spidey eating a hotdog out of the trash.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
He was just trying to bond with his son! :mad:

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

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