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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 2 GDT: 10 YEARS ONE HUNDRED MEELION DOLLAIRS
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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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What unbelievable bullshit.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
That drive should have never loving happened; Matthews did not put his body weight on Cousins AT ALL.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

IcePhoenix posted:

he keeps hitting his WRs in the hands and it just goes right through like they're the greased up deaf guy from family guy

this is a really superficial description of what happened. he keeps hitting receivers in the fingertips with fastballs, and throwing into double coverage. he sucks and is getting super lucky.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

C-Euro posted:

Also hahah eat my butt GB

Suffer
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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


 Hmm 31 seconds for Rogers to score. You think that's something he can do?

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
28 seconds feels like too much time

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
31 seconds is about 30 too many for Rodgers

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

 I legit thought Moore caught that for a second

gently caress, that was so disappointing

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Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

 VIKE THAT

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
K I R K C O U S I N S M A G I C M A N

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

C-Euro posted:

Also hahah eat my butt GB

Suffer

Only after the refs are done giving you a rimjob first.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
 gently caress these refs, gently caress fat mike

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 bird up binch

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Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

RumbleFish posted:

I legit thought Moore caught that for a second

gently caress, that was so disappointing

same

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
lol gently caress the packers

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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Grittybeard posted:

That's the one thing where Fuller is a clear downgrade from Peters. He might cover better (or at least play more consistently) and he definitely tackles better, but there's no chance Peters doesn't come up with that pick.

I'll take tackling better as a consolation prize. I wish we still had Peters, but at least we still have one CB that doesn't suck.

Gonna laugh if Pittsburgh takes too long to score here and the Chiefs can just run it out.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 Notes for Cousins

-Maybe only throw to Thielen, Diggs, and Rudolph
-Avoid back breaking INTs
-Roughing passer super helpful

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 RUNNING?! WITH NO TIMEOUTS?!

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

surf rock posted:

That drive should have never loving happened; Matthews did not put his body weight on Cousins AT ALL.

It was BS. Welp.

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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Am I insane or is the goal-line D for the Chiefs actually not terrible?

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
30 seconds and you call a run


up the middle

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Today loving owns.

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MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
Panthers suck in the first of two times I cheer for them this year.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 The chiefs can suddenly defend and tackle in the red zone.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

exploded mummy posted:

30 seconds and you call a run


up the middle

r e l a x

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Cool, play for the tie. That'll work great.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 Adam Thielen pulls a Touchdown out of his hat - https://streamable.com/09wdj

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Wonder if the Steelers will kick it deep if/when they score. They have three time outs plus the two minute warning.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 1-1

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

exploded mummy posted:

30 seconds and you call a run


up the middle

Mike needs to be gone after this game

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 gotta get 90 yards in 15 seconds better throw a bo-

*10 yard screen pass to the center*

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I think they scouted the inside screen

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

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exploded mummy posted:

30 seconds and you call a run


up the middle

Fat Mike is really really dumb sometimes.

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The Science Goy
Mar 27, 2007

Where did you learn to drive?
Don't be dumb GB

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Big fat Ben falls into endzone

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 OMG are they going to do this?

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Pokemaster #421
Jul 14, 2005

For a swift one at the wrist, down on the old main drag.
 Cmoooon crozby

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
letting ben run it in just :lol:

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Mar 7, 2009

 Mason Crosby you my #1 dog

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