NFL Week 2 GDT: 10 YEARS ONE HUNDRED MEELION DOLLAIRS

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JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Moncrief gave up on that route

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:35

Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

Magnetic North posted:

They will call even if they somehow win this.

If they win this it will prove god is dead there is no hope and we should end the world right now.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

Bait and Swatch: Sep 5, 2012; Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Syntaxed posted:

49ers please don't lose this

It feels really familiar right now

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

SPIN MOVE BORT

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Blake loving Bortles.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Bortles "Legs" Blakeman

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

hahahahahahahahahaha blake bortles with the circle juke

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

BLAKE

BORTLES

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

BORT RUNNING FIRST DOWN.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Blake Bortles is a god amongst men

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:19

Jivesauce: Nov 22, 2007

Oh baby Bortles showing off his spin move after his juke earlier in the game. Unstoppable runner.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:20

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

Broncos will get 2 minutes to get a fg.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:20

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This is just shameful.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:20

The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

BORT

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:20

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

there is

HOPE

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:20

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

CBJSprague24 posted:

Oh look, SNF is another god drat NFC East showdown.

This but non-sarcastically. At least as long as the Cowboys lose.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:20

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

That dudes hand got hosed up bad

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:20

Lost Season: Nov 28, 2013

I just love watching slow-rear end qbs gash the patriots running

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:21

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

YOLOsubmarine posted:

That dudes hand got hosed up bad

�That�s not good. Usually that means there�s a finger pointing somewhere weird.�

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:21

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Lost Season posted:

I just love watching slow-rear end qbs gash the patriots running

Bortles isn't actually slow

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:21

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I strongly feel like teams are too eager to waste 10-12 seconds in situations like the Lions are in to save a down.

If they'd clocked the ball it'd still be third and two and they'd have more time left.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:22

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

JT Jag posted:

Bortles isn't actually slow

He�s thicc.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:22

waffle enthusiast: Nov 16, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

there is HOPE

Lindsay breaks off a 50 yard run please.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:22

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

That�s a catch

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:22

Bait and Swatch: Sep 5, 2012; Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

pmchem posted:

That�s a catch

Nah, it hit the ground

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:23

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

pmchem posted:

That�s a catch

not enough to reverse

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:23

purkey: Dec 5, 2003; I hate the 90s

JT Jag posted:

Bortles isn't actually slow

he has the highest ypc among qbs since he�s been in the league!

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:23

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

ulmont posted:

�That�s not good. Usually that means there�s a finger pointing somewhere weird.�

I noticed him in the middle of the play not moving just sort of leaning on the offensive dude who was blocking him and figured something really painful went on.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:23

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JT Jag posted:

Tom Brady: Garbage Time QB

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:23

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sigh. I feel it would have been better to have lost in the AFCCG because I have no doubt the Jags would have beaten the Eagles which would have been far more hilarious than what actually happened.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:24

Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

JT Jag posted:

Bortles isn't actually slow

https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/blake-bortles

Hmmmmmmm. Chad Pennington ran a faster 40

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:24

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Kind of unfair to be comparing any quarterback to a physical specimen like Chad Pennington

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:25

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Consider catching something, guys.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:25

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

We're catching a lot of breaks here.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:25

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Lions lose

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:25

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Lions gotta lion

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:25

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Jacksonville bearing Philly would�ve been the absolute funniest super bowl possible.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:26

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

JAKE

BUTT

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:26

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Adun posted:

https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/blake-bortles

Hmmmmmmm. Chad Pennington ran a faster 40

fake news

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:26

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:35

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Sigh. I feel it would have been better to have lost in the AFCCG because I have no doubt the Jags would have beaten the Eagles which would have been far more hilarious than what actually happened.

so sorry you had to go to yet another super bowl

# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:26

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