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Sep 16, 2018 21:34
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That's just Joaquin Phoenix.
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Sep 16, 2018 22:05
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Thought those were photos from Jim Carrey's new show.
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Sep 16, 2018 22:08
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Joaquin is playing Andy kaufman?
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Sep 16, 2018 22:12
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^^^^^a mentally unstable and perpetually frustrated comedian that no one understands that's into an extreme form of performance art that most people don't think is funny.
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Sep 16, 2018 22:22
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I hope this is what the Joker looks like throughout the entire movie. No clownface, no green hair. Just Joaquin dressed like a grampa.
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Sep 16, 2018 22:24
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Here's a headshot Todd Phillips posted.
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Sep 17, 2018 05:19
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Teenage Fansub posted:Here's a headshot Todd Philips posted.  the promo photo
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Sep 17, 2018 05:20
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I'd actually be pretty into that as the poster over anything more stylized and superficially creepy like a bloody knife or him making a Clockwork Orange smirk with half his face in make-up or whatever.
Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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Sep 17, 2018 05:27
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Are we sure this isn't about an unrelated character also named The Joker?
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Sep 17, 2018 06:02
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I'm actually really okay with this, which is not an emotion I'd though I'd have concerning a Joker movie.
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Sep 17, 2018 06:13
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Hey, you know how one of the best things about the Joker is that we really don't know who he is or where he came from? Well let's toss that aside and give him an origin!
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Sep 17, 2018 06:16
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A movie about Joaquin as a failed 80's comedian turned to crime sounds way better than another straight up Joker film to me at this point in time.
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Sep 17, 2018 06:32
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Teenage Fansub posted:A movie about Joaquin as a failed 80's comedian turned to crime sounds way better than another straight up Joker film to me at this point in time. I want the movie to end with Leto Joker walking by and Phoenix just shrugging and mugging to the camera/
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Sep 17, 2018 06:36
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But I also wanted the post credit scene of Suicide Squad to be Leto joker taking all the stupid poo poo off his face, wiipng off the fake tattoos and putting on a purple smoking jacket to relax with a drink while watching some abbot and costello
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Sep 17, 2018 06:37
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With De Nero there, it could secretly a King of Comedy sequel.
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Sep 17, 2018 06:38
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I'm gonna call it right now that there's a scene with Joaquin Phoenix and someone else, and that person goes "You're such a joker!"
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Sep 17, 2018 07:05
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Jamesman posted:I'm gonna call it right now that there's a scene with Joaquin Phoenix and someone else, and that person goes "You're such a joker!" "You should lighten up!"
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Sep 17, 2018 08:38
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Joaquin Phoenix is going to be in a circus when a huge lightning bolt hits the circus and then Joaquin, giving him clown based super powers
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Sep 17, 2018 08:52
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Joaquin was always afraid of clowns as a kid, but then he falls down a hole and the hole will be full of clowns and the clowns will start to fly around and envelop him, thus he will conquer his fear of clowns, start dressing up as a clown and go on to use his fathers wealth to assault and hospitalize street thugs in dark alleys
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Sep 17, 2018 08:54
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Joaquin came to Earth as a child. His father sent him to our world as a last ditch effort to save him as their homeworld was destroyed... but when exposed to the Earths yellow sun, the child discovered he had powers... and became a clown
Zzulu fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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Sep 17, 2018 08:57
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I don't really care about this Joker movie, because I have really turned on the character since the Dark Knight because the character has become one of those characters that lovely guys flock to because they see some weird "gently caress the world, i'm to edgy for you normies" like Rick. Plus they've turned him into some kind of generic serial killer in the comics and poo poo. But this will probably piss those guys off, so I'm cool with it.
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Sep 17, 2018 09:39
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Joe Kerr was a normal billionaire who sat one night enjoying his pipe in his mansion and musing to himself, "Hecklers are a superstitious cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, bland, terrible..." when suddenly Andrew Dice Clay smashes through his window. "That's it! It's an omen!" Joe cries.
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Sep 17, 2018 09:41
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I hope Joaquin whips his cock out and unloads
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Sep 17, 2018 09:57
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DC are cowards if they don't use my pitch about a man turning into a supervillain after being bitten by a radioactive clown.
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Sep 17, 2018 10:02
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Trapped in a cave by militants, an entertainment company exec dons a rudimentary set of clown make up to escape his captors.
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Sep 17, 2018 10:11
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After being in a devastating car crash, a man goes on a journey of self discovery only to find an ancient order of clowns who embrace him and teaches him the mystical arts of clowning. This summer, Joaquin Phoenix will become The Clown Supreme
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Sep 17, 2018 10:12
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My name is Joe Kerr. After five years on a hilarious island, I have come home with only one goal, to entertain my city. But to do so, I can't be the comedian I once was. To honor my friend's memory, I must be someone else. I must be... something else.
Doctor Spaceman fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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Sep 17, 2018 10:17
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Joker was sculpted from (Andrew Dice) Clay on Para-Dice Island.
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Sep 17, 2018 10:19
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Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... an entire clown
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Sep 17, 2018 10:27
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My name is Joe Kerr. I used to be a clown. Until... "We put a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted." When you're burned, you've got nothing. No makeup, no spinning bow tie, no joy buzzers. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. "Where am I?" "Gotham."
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Sep 17, 2018 10:31
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Doctor Spaceman posted:DC are cowards if they don't use my pitch about a man turning into a supervillain after being bitten by a radioactive clown. Unironically this.
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Sep 17, 2018 10:32
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Lunatic Sledge posted:Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... an entire clown 
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Sep 17, 2018 11:00
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Joker's actually a prop comedian but he's so inept he keeps killing his audience.
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Sep 17, 2018 12:16
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You people are so dumb. Look at the pictures. He's clearly about to be bit by a radioactive clown.
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Sep 17, 2018 12:24
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It's actually a serious drama about a failed comedian. He commits suicide at the end.
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Sep 17, 2018 12:31
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Best joker,only joker.
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Sep 17, 2018 12:38
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I think if one of the best things about a character is a bit of largely meaningless trivia, then who gives a poo poo.
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Sep 17, 2018 13:02
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"You wanna know how I got this scar?" "You...were born with a cleft palate?" "Oh. Yeah..."
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Sep 17, 2018 16:55
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It's actually a microform cleft (though Joaquin has been pretty vague about it) which I don't think necessarily requires reconstruction.
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