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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Day Man posted:

Ha ha ha, what is he planning to do with that "air sample"? What could the thought process be? Is this just the older guys loving with him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKu8fZBJTX4

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I mean it’s almost as if there are 3 ground state dimensions and 3 arc state virtual dimensions that are constantly resolving to the same state through a 7D acidic time cypher, and that inertia is actually just the virtual electron state making a convergent azimuth to a point of resolution in the middle of the galaxy through empty vertical space and the resistance in the circuit that makes for the ground state proton to catch up with the virtual state, or the dreamed or imagined free will of movement making real information state changes in measurable inertial bodies. And that the speed of light (or gravitational mass) and the passage of time are relative. :thunk:

Can you get me a good deal on marzel vanes?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YABfctrQBL0

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cojawfee posted:

Can you get me a good deal on marzel vanes?

From what I’ve seen on the internet they sound like complete bullshit lol. :v:

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Blast of Confetti posted:

i mean, to define the speed of light as 1 you have to redo every math system in the world around it so maybe just loving memorize the numbers like every other big boy scientist

Lots of big boy scientists do use c=1, especially for back-of-envelope stuff:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_units#%22Natural_units%22_(particle_physics_and_cosmology)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Splicer posted:

I've been making kilograms for 20 years, I don't need no fancy speed of light.

Re-evaluate your diet

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

oohhboy posted:

They redefined the kilogram so it is now tied to a fundamental element of physics, the speed of light of which they are also deriving other forms on measurements from. It means no matter where you are you can create the kilogram the same as anywhere else. Atomic clocks are the most stable way we can measure time. Internet time is derived from atomic clocks making your PC/phone way more accurate than you think. You can also derive really accurate time from any GPS signal which requires ground stations to correct for relativity. Consumer GPS is so accurate it can place you within a couple meters. Just don't use it in the vertical as it is pretty fuzzy in comparison.

The clocks in sattalites run differently to correct for relativity. That's baked in.

The ground stations are DGPS (differential) they correct for atmospheric conditions or anything else that throws the signals off. Nothing to do with reletivity.

The stations have a GPS antenna positioned to the meter + 6 decimal points. It reads the signal identifies that today at this moment we are off x distance in y direction. It then sends out a VHF signal with a couple hundred mile range.

If your boat is equipped with DGPS you are now accurate down to inches.


These stations are ONLY near major shipping ports and you phones or handheld GPS may not get it or you probably aren't near one of the sites if you are camping or hiking. They are for boats. And honestly with modern off the shelf GPS receivers unnecessary, if you are going to crash your ship. A 5 meter error down to a .5 meter error wont make a difference. GPS is super old tech.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Day Man posted:

Ha ha ha, what is he planning to do with that "air sample"? What could the thought process be? Is this just the older guys loving with him?
Garbage bags are a legit way to take a gas sample at 1 atm.

I don't think they're too worried about that though.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

DrPossum posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SI_base_unit

I'm happy to listen to why you think "1/299792458 of a second" or "the duration of 9192631770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom" are well founded from a pure physics standpoint and not a standardized number derived from anachronistic human choices like "some division of Earth's rotation and size", neither of which are even constant, because when you define a unit you need to make some arbitrary choice of scale which, for every single SI base units taken at unit value somehow fantastically turn out to be about something observable by normal humans without extraordinary effort

Is the problem you have with these definitions that they’re not round numbers?

The real mistake was using the second in SI at all. It’s supposed to be a division on the day, but days are slowly lengthening as Earth’s rotation slows. As of 2018, the day contains somewhat more than 24×60×60 (86400) seconds.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Bombadilillo posted:

The clocks in sattalites run differently to correct for relativity. That's baked in.

The ground stations are DGPS (differential) they correct for atmospheric conditions or anything else that throws the signals off. Nothing to do with reletivity.

The stations have a GPS antenna positioned to the meter + 6 decimal points. It reads the signal identifies that today at this moment we are off x distance in y direction. It then sends out a VHF signal with a couple hundred mile range.

If your boat is equipped with DGPS you are now accurate down to inches.


These stations are ONLY near major shipping ports and you phones or handheld GPS may not get it or you probably aren't near one of the sites if you are camping or hiking. They are for boats. And honestly with modern off the shelf GPS receivers unnecessary, if you are going to crash your ship. A 5 meter error down to a .5 meter error wont make a difference. GPS is super old tech.

WAAS is very similar to this, though perhaps not quite as precise, but more widely available.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Platystemon posted:

Is the problem you have with these definitions that they’re not round numbers?

The real mistake was using the second in SI at all. It’s supposed to be a division on the day, but days are slowly lengthening as Earth’s rotation slows. As of 2018, the day contains somewhat more than 24×60×60 (86400) seconds.

What no? I make this point because all the choices are arbitrary and the candela isn't something defined more weirdly than anything else

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

MrYenko posted:

WAAS is very similar to this, though perhaps not quite as precise, but more widely available.

GPS sats move. Waas are geostationary orbit and basically a replacement for the old rear end GPS. Good GPS receivers are also Waas receivers.

So yeah. If you buy something make sure its waas for futureproofing.

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

Memento posted:

I don't have any context for this but here it is anyway.



The ol' spicy ferule

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Memento posted:

I don't have any context for this but here it is anyway.



You've never seen a color coded safety nut before? Red means it's only finger tight. Give it a try.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Day Man posted:

Ha ha ha, what is he planning to do with that "air sample"? What could the thought process be? Is this just the older guys loving with him?

I mean in this case, probably yeah. But using bags like that for collecting air samples is something that is done. Had a friend that was involved with the BP oil spill clean up that would have to do this and take them back to the lab for analysis.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

wouldn't it be more convenient to use like a bicycle pump and a balloon or something

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/CBXAq6g.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI

stevewm
May 10, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv9lSQyH9mU&t=26s

This occurred in my town... Greensburg, IN. http://www.greensburgdailynews.com/news/local_news/injured-in-fiery-i--semi-accident/article_82cdc958-6e88-5ab4-87c1-5ebfd54faeed.html

He claimed someone cut him off, but I've always thought its more likely he dozed off. This exit is right in the middle of a sweeping curve. If you are coming down the interstate and not paying attention/asleep it is likely where you would end up.

Maps


Streetview

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
The earlier post of the Navy guy stuck in the engine cylinder reminded me of this oldie.

The story of a guy who got locked in a cargo ship engine and was cooked to death.

http://maritimeaccident.org/library2/the-case-of-the-one-way-assassin-2/



Another similar case was this guy who got cooked in a plastic mold oven.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jan/12/kayak-firm-pyranha-mouldings-guilty-corporate-manslaughter-oven-death-alan-catterall


quote:

When the maintenance work had been completed the oven was switched back on and put into warm-up mode by a colleague who was engaged to Catterall’s daughter. A few minutes later smoke was seen coming from the oven and when operators opened the door to find the source of the smoke they discovered Catterall’s body inside. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Can you imagine how it must feel for those last few minutes as you hear the machine powering up? Before the searing pain sets in. gently caress everything about crawling inside big machines like these.

My own father crawls into thermal oxidizers from time to time to repair fire proof bricks and he complains that some of the younger guys won't do it. I don't blame them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
That's a lot more than just shaking hands with danger, I tell you what.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26fTGBEi9E

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Fancy_Breakfast posted:

Can you imagine how it must feel for those last few minutes as you hear the machine powering up? Before the searing pain sets in. gently caress everything about crawling inside big machines like these.

My own father crawls into thermal oxidizers from time to time to repair fire proof bricks and he complains that some of the younger guys won't do it. I don't blame them.

My dad had to investigate some incident where someone went into a tank at a site owned by the company he worked for to inspect it but then the stirring mechanism got turned on somehow. The stirrers grabbed onto the guy's harness and ripped him to bits.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Thread of videos from Hong Kong and Shenzhen with Typhoon Mangkhut battering the poo poo out of everything.

https://twitter.com/jenzhuscott/status/1041193839224975361

This one was my personal least favourite.

https://twitter.com/jenzhuscott/status/1041194429598453760

:allbuttons:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Swaying buildings gently caress me up. Like during the last big earthquake in Japan there were those videos of the Tokyo skyline just wobbling back and forth, something like upwards to 2 meters of movement on the top floors. It's great they are designed to be able to do that, but I don't like it.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

Baronjutter posted:

Swaying buildings gently caress me up. Like during the last big earthquake in Japan there were those videos of the Tokyo skyline just wobbling back and forth, something like upwards to 2 meters of movement on the top floors. It's great they are designed to be able to do that, but I don't like it.

It feels suboptimal as well poo poo is super disorienting when you're inside

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
China, right now.

https://i.imgur.com/754dW9s.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/nEWV9pH.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/KTTpYgn.mp4

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.


Live action patlabor remake looking neat

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Gunshow Poophole posted:

It feels suboptimal as well poo poo is super disorienting when you're inside

It took me more than a decade to get used to that in my building (12 stories + ground floor). Gentle swaying when the onshore breeze kicks in ? It gets filtered out. The wind has to start howling into the kitchen before I close windows anymore. Anything less than a 4.5 earthquake just doesn't register.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Baronjutter posted:

Swaying buildings gently caress me up. Like during the last big earthquake in Japan there were those videos of the Tokyo skyline just wobbling back and forth, something like upwards to 2 meters of movement on the top floors. It's great they are designed to be able to do that, but I don't like it.

Wanna seen what a pool on the 62nd floor looks like during a typhoon?

(It's the second video - twitter sucks balls, there seems to be no way to separate the two tweets)

https://twitter.com/dms1899/status/1041287491968540672

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

nvm

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

There

https://t.co/F8jvCzvq36

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Would the pool act as a mass damper or make it worse?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



NihilismNow posted:

Would the pool act as a mass damper or make it worse?

Compared to the mass of the building I'd imagine it has the same impact as the liquid in your stomach jostling around

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

NihilismNow posted:

Would the pool act as a mass damper or make it worse?

Make it worse, just like loose cargo rolling around inside a trailer.

Or an airplane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M01RmcKsm2k

ShadeofBlue
Mar 17, 2011

NihilismNow posted:

Would the pool act as a mass damper or make it worse?

I think that depends on a lot of factors, actually, like what the resonance frequency for that mass and shape of water would be. Specifically designed tubs of water are placed in the tops of large buildings to dampen swaying like that.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
The sooner we define a Meter as "exactly 1/300,000,000th the distance light travels in a second" the better we well be as a people

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Cojawfee posted:

My dad had to investigate some incident where someone went into a tank at a site owned by the company he worked for to inspect it but then the stirring mechanism got turned on somehow. The stirrers grabbed onto the guy's harness and ripped him to bits.

LOTO is important and I don't understand people who go into these kind of situations without locking poo poo out.

We had a dude die a couple months ago by climbing into a press to do some maintenance during a scheduled shutdown without turning the drat thing off much less locking it out. He got turned into human paste when he got a bit too close to the wrong photo eye and the machine decided he was ready to be pressed. Broke every safety rule and killed himself to try and save 5 minutes.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ShadeofBlue posted:

Specifically designed tubs of water are placed in the tops of large buildings to dampen swaying like that.

I object to being called a tub of water.

I'm really more of a tub of Totinos Pizza Rolls and Diet Shasta.

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