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Picnic Princess posted:I would buy that statue to put on my front lawn because it would piss off my crazy neighbour. It would probably be cheaper to get the real Anubis to put a hex on their crops or whatever. Your neighbors have crops, right? Up in Canada?
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Picnic Princess posted:I would buy that statue to put on my front lawn because it would piss off my crazy neighbour. Are there other reasons to put stuff on your front lawn?
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Should have been Death-sized Anubis Edit: After-Life-sized Picnic Princess posted:I would buy that statue to put on my front lawn because it would piss off my crazy neighbour. There is a spite statue house near me and it's quite something The Bloop has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Sep 18, 2018 |
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Sep 18, 2018 03:44
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jit bull transpile posted:This tattoos heart is in the right place. I give it a pass Hell, same.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have bad news for you: 90% of the people who ordered the Life-Size Anubis from the SkyMall catalog are loving the Life-Size Anubis1. I miss the SkyMall catalog so much 
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AlbieQuirky posted:I miss the SkyMall catalog so much It's such a loving buzzkill getting on a Southwest flight these days. All you have are a pack of peanuts and their dumb loving magazine about the top ten artisan cocktails in the greater Nashville area. I miss when you could kill half an hour checking out neck massagers, authentic Yankee stadium seats, weird tables made of women's legs, tree faces, and giant crossword puzzles. Those were the days.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have bad news for you: 90% of the people who ordered the Life-Size Anubis from the SkyMall catalog are loving the Life-Size Anubis loving Anubis is not enough to tip the scales. Please do not gently caress Anubis.
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Sep 18, 2018 10:40
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Snowy posted:It should have been upside down Work experience girl, huh.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:It's such a loving buzzkill getting on a Southwest flight these days. All you have are a pack of peanuts and their dumb loving magazine about the top ten artisan cocktails in the greater Nashville area. Yeah, seriously, I don't want to read articles about "Three Perfect Days in Camden, NJ" or "The Epicure's Guide to Salt". Skymall was schlock, but it was amusing schlock: most of the amusement came from wondering "wtf kind of idiot would order anything from this catalog without being on a massive load of drugs?"
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yeah, seriously, I don't want to read articles about "Three Perfect Days in Camden, NJ" or "The Epicure's Guide to Salt". Skymall was schlock, but it was amusing schlock: most of the amusement came from wondering "wtf kind of idiot would order anything from this catalog without being on a massive load of drugs?" Which, it turns out, is not a great business model. Although some schmuck must’ve periodically bought some of it to keep it around as long as it did.
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Sep 19, 2018 03:04
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That’s way more creepy than my tattoo for my twins. Wow.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yeah, seriously, I don't want to read articles about "Three Perfect Days in Camden, NJ" or "The Epicure's Guide to Salt". Skymall was schlock, but it was amusing schlock: most of the amusement came from wondering "wtf kind of idiot would order anything from this catalog without being on a massive load of drugs?" I used to buy weird poo poo on it all the time but that's because I'm a gauche Queen of corny ostentation.
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Sep 21, 2018 01:56
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Someone probably tattooed that on him while he was drunk.
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Sep 21, 2018 02:07
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That looks way more like Nipsey Russell, though.
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Sep 21, 2018 02:29
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Screaming Idiot posted:Someone probably tattooed that on him while he was roofied.
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Inzombiac posted:Whatever happened to that lady who has a sexual disorder where she was always RAGING horny and got a ton of tattoos to that effect? Michelle the Pass Around Girl? Probably nothing good. (I am not thrilled that I remembered that)
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Here are the photos if anyone hadn't seen them before. Very  obviouslyhttps://www.westword.com/slideshow/the-pass-around-girl-5952753
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Sep 21, 2018 03:23
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Yes, that was the joke I was making
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Sep 21, 2018 03:32
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I thought that said WestWorld and I was confused about what relation that might have to the show.
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:I thought that said WestWorld and I was confused about what relation that might have to the show.  I was trying to figure out what character she played and was thinking how much makeup they had to use to cover all those tats.
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:I thought that said WestWorld and I was confused about what relation that might have to the show. Same, I hadn't watched Season 2 yet, so I figured it went in a weird direction
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Sep 21, 2018 04:46
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Zil posted:
Or, you know, clothes
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theflyingexecutive posted:Or, you know, clothes A lot of the hosts were naked quite often. 
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Sep 21, 2018 06:34
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"staring at a tattoo that says DEPOSITS ONLY above the vagina" doesn't look like anything to me
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The Glumslinger posted:Same, I hadn't watched Season 2 yet, so I figured it went in a weird direction I mean, it did, but a very different weird direction
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Sep 21, 2018 13:49
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Prototype model
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Sep 22, 2018 03:50
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Don't see too many self-portraits in this medium.
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Sep 22, 2018 05:03
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whypick1 posted:I'm posting this not because it's terribly done, but because it's one of those "why would you get that there?" pieces. So, uh, funny story. I just came across this person/tattoo because they're a stripper. The rest of her stuff looks nice though. whypick1 posted:Somewhere where it doesn't look like it's going to eat my vagina maybe? It does look like it's eating her vagina though.
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Sep 24, 2018 04:47
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I'm the scorpion scuttling out of the vagina
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Sep 24, 2018 06:19
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Should have checked it.
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Sep 24, 2018 06:19
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Someone on a Discord I hang out in posted this recently They said it "only took 6 hours" and they're really happy with it. I didn't have the heart to tell them that I think it's pretty shoddy. Weird watercolor type stuff, the line work isn't exactly great. Maybe I'm just an rear end in a top hat... but it's kinda lovely, right?
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I mean for a quick glance and at a distance it's not bad. But if you stare at it long enough, the line work issues come into focus and you realize it was kind of a rushed. Going back and having the outlines thickened a bit would help, but it's not the worst tattoo that has been posted here.
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Is that a tri-force? I dunno it’s dumb.
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Are those stink lines?
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LingcodKilla posted:Is that a tri-force? I dunno it’s dumb. That's the hilt of the Master Sword from Breath of the Wild. I have no idea what's going on with the stink lines.
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Sep 24, 2018 22:12
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No no it's before you draw the sword out of the zebra.
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Is that supposed to be the blade? Because it looks like an elaborate purple dildo
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