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cmon you fat piece of poo poo hit the goddamn button and nuke it all
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Sep 18, 2018 07:48
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Former DILF posted:cmon you fat piece of poo poo hit the goddamn button and nuke it all Alright don't see what it will help. *hits start on microwave*
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Sep 18, 2018 07:50
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheatingquote:She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
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Sep 18, 2018 07:55
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flooding isn't real or dangerous ever. no one died in poooooaaaayyyrrrto rico because trump saved them all. hurricanes are fake news. seems like an extremely stupid angle to take but chuds gonna chud
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Sep 18, 2018 07:57
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I can't wait for the president to wake up and tweet about the size and shape of his penis for 6 hours.
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Sep 18, 2018 07:58
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Donald "Toad Penis" Trump
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Sep 18, 2018 07:58
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Got that Toad dick
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Sep 18, 2018 07:59
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Powershift posted:I can't wait for the president to wake up and tweet about the size and shape of his penis for 6 hours. imagine if he gets booted off twitter and then uses the FEMA system to send this out
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Sep 18, 2018 07:59
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POTUS? Moar liek CHODE-US, am I rite? lol
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Sep 18, 2018 08:04
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alphabettitouretti posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating Holy poo poo
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Sep 18, 2018 08:04
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I'm fully expecting to wake up to an emergency alert on my phone that's just a photo of his cocktail umbrella dick.
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Sep 18, 2018 08:05
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OH JESUS I CAN'T STOP BARFING NOW ARRRAGHGHBOHAPBLLABAFRRRFBBBABBB
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Sep 18, 2018 08:10
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Please god let him tweet refuting the specifics of his dick shape/size/colour
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Sep 18, 2018 08:11
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Just one bloated toad-dicked motherfucker lol
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Sep 18, 2018 08:13
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Bogus Adventure posted:POTUS? Moar liek CHODE-US, am I rite? lol 
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Sep 18, 2018 08:13
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Congrats on your weird dicked president, America!
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Sep 18, 2018 08:15
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now we need some fellas with rude hogs to march up to the prez and tell him he dick garbage
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Sep 18, 2018 08:18
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which, actually, i've been saying since day 1
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Sep 18, 2018 08:19
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Sep 18, 2018 08:19
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The President's Dick Is Weird. Has any president had so many tell-all books about them before they've even finished their first term?
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Sep 18, 2018 08:23
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alphabettitouretti posted:The President's Dick Is Weird.  I love her Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Sep 18, 2018 |
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Sep 18, 2018 08:24
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predicting it now, gamergaters get sidetracked by the fact that Toad was first introduced in an older game
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Sep 18, 2018 08:29
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Sep 18, 2018 08:31
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The POTUS is gonna post about his weird dick on Twitter.
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Sep 18, 2018 08:33
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Away all Goats posted:President Toad Single Payer is in another castle!
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Sep 18, 2018 08:33
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Dissapointed Owl posted:The POTUS is gonna post about his weird dick on Twitter. Uh, he assured us there was no problem there. Just got a normal 72 year old dick.
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Sep 18, 2018 08:50
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A fukkin mummy of a dick.
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Sep 18, 2018 08:51
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Someone go wake him up, I want to see his tweets about his Mario Kart dick.
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Sep 18, 2018 08:53
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gonna get an amber alert on my phone about Doki Doki Panic penis
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Sep 18, 2018 08:58
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hell dimension is certainly something here I am, thinking about the president's weird dick, because a porn actress discussed the president's weird dick in a book
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Sep 18, 2018 09:03
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Powershift posted:lol what movie is this from Either V for Vendetta or Robocop I think
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Sep 18, 2018 09:08
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does anyone have the report where it was egg shaped (the NPR Presidential Phallus brought to you by Pfizer)
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Sep 18, 2018 09:08
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Former DILF posted:does anyone have the report where it was egg shaped (the NPR Presidential Phallus brought to you by Pfizer) like the Yoshi Egg in Mario Kart 64?
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Sep 18, 2018 09:12
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Mine looks like bowser It's p shocking that the guy who stood on a stage to announce to the world that no he really does have a big dick, actually has a small weird dick
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Sep 18, 2018 09:14
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:
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Sep 18, 2018 09:25
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he's absolutely gonna say she doesn't know what "average" is because she's always getting that porn dick
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Sep 18, 2018 09:26
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Meanwhile, China cancels trade talks because of Trumptards new tariffs: https://www.scmp.com/economy/china-economy/article/2164642/beijing-likely-cancel-trade-war-talks-after-donald-trump-ups Trade war almost won! Easy!
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Sep 18, 2018 09:26
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alphabettitouretti posted:Mine looks like bowser Pls rate my hog: 
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:like the Yoshi Egg in Mario Kart 64?  username & post combo!
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