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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

if i were a mod i would probate you for putting this nasty poo poo out there

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Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

boop the snoot posted:

if i were a mod i would probate you for putting this nasty poo poo out there

This! This needs to be behind spoiler bars and tagged with NMS.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

September Current Events: Massive tip and yeti pubes

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
ugh

pull out thread! pull out!!!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

boop the snoot posted:

if i were a mod i would probate you for putting this nasty poo poo out there

The truth is ugly my friend

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

I was wondering what all the Toad memes in the CSPAM thread were about this morning, lmao

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Wasabi the J posted:

It was more a jab at Crusty

I'm a quarter Manx, you'll have to do better than incest jokes.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Is this where Trump becomes presidential and tweets a dick pic

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

MA-Horus posted:

Is this where Trump becomes presidential and tweets a dick pic

i don't know if this would be a dream or a nightmare come true

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

RFC2324 posted:

i don't know if this would be a dream or a nightmare come true

Nightmare, because it still wouldn't change anything.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

MA-Horus posted:

Is this where Trump becomes presidential and tweets a dick pic

He's gonna blast it out to all americans on that new presidential cell phone thing

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tmFmp7Gw80

trumps gently caress soundtrack

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
When Daniels tells the world that Trump has a small dick, doesn't the doomsday clock tick the gently caress towards midnight?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Don Dongington posted:

When Daniels tells the world that Trump has a small dick, doesn't the doomsday clock tick the gently caress towards midnight?

With Trump it probably never gets past 4 o clock

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I eagerly await the tweetstorm

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Help I’ve been giggling for the last hour.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Help I’ve been giggling for the last hour.

Remember the rumor that the clintons got trump to run so it would be an easy win?

https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1042021084781002752

quote:

According to British newspaper The Guardian, which has obtained a copy of the book ahead of its Oct. 2 release, Daniels writes that she was watching a Shark Week broadcast on TV with Trump in 2007 during their alleged affair when he took the call from Clinton.

Former porn star Daniels claims Trump and Clinton spoke about her race for the Democratic presidential nomination against then-Sen. Barack Obama, and Trump “repeatedly” mentioned “our plan,” but “his attention kept going back to the sharks.” It wasn’t clear what the “plan” involved, however.

EDIT: yetti dick

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
The year 2177, Wasteland University: A grad student has to look through microfilm of video game magazines to figure out what an author meant by “That mushroom character in Mario cart”. Upon making a break though the lone student is confused, as mushrooms make up 90% of societies caloric intake, and screams out the name of the orange one in a curse.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Third World Reggin posted:

Remember the rumor that the clintons got trump to run so it would be an easy win?

https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1042021084781002752


EDIT: yetti dick

I would take everything that woman writes with a grain of salt.

This, however, I can easily (and sadly) believe. Our political machine being such a dog and pony show that they made a plan ahead of time and somehow poo poo just went off the rails.

It's too accurate for that not to be true, at this point.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I am sorry. You are fake news. Everything is true. Facts don't exist anymore.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I like today so far.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1042032064676155393

quote:

The Chinese commerce ministry’s statement came hours after Trump said he was imposing 10 percent tariffs on about $200 billion worth of imports from China, and threatened duties on about $267 billion more if China retaliated against the U.S. action.

The brief statement gave no details on China’s plans, but Foreign Ministry spokesman Geng Shuang told a news briefing later that the U.S. steps have brought “new uncertainty” to talks between the two countries.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

I would take everything that woman writes with a grain of salt.

This, however, I can easily (and sadly) believe. Our political machine being such a dog and pony show that they made a plan ahead of time and somehow poo poo just went off the rails.

It's too accurate for that not to be true, at this point.

It was in 2007 when she was in the primary battle with Obama.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Mr. Nice! posted:

It was in 2007 when she was in the primary battle with Obama.

I got that. But it wouldn't surprise me if they ran the same plan again, is what I'm saying. Didn't work the first time, but "get Donald to be the primary opponent, he'll lose horribly, but he gets to increase his brand and Hillary gets the presidency - win win!" seems like something the political class would come up with.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Apparently weed is legal in South Africa as of today.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/Kotaku_UK/status/1042019639365185536/photo/1



:trumppop:

lol

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

I got that. But it wouldn't surprise me if they ran the same plan again, is what I'm saying. Didn't work the first time, but "get Donald to be the primary opponent, he'll lose horribly, but he gets to increase his brand and Hillary gets the presidency - win win!" seems like something the political class would come up with.
I find it unlikely that he would take a call from Hillary while he happened to be with a porn star, and then discuss the "plan" while she listenee.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Casimir Radon posted:

I find it unlikely that he would take a call from Hillary while he happened to be with a porn star, and then discuss the "plan" while she listenee.

Again. Not talking specifically about the 2007 "incident". I already said I'd take anything she says with a grain of salt. I'm saying it's a thing I could see happening. He and the Clintons were fairly buddy buddy in early 2000s, and he obviously had no expectation of winning. He only wanted to increase his brand.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Casimir Radon posted:

I find it unlikely that he would take a call from Hillary while he happened to be with a porn star, and then discuss the "plan" while she listenee.

Do you really find it unlikely?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Do you really find it unlikely?

If anything I expect him to do it just to show off that he was on personal terms with Hrod.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
iirc one of the original rumors was he was paid to do these things by the clintons and when was the last time you didn't take a call from the person paying you just because you had a naked person near you

I mean gently caress, shark week was on.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Do you really find it unlikely?
Too convenient.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008






Bring on the tweets.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1042051273971904513
Good journalistic integrity from BuzzFeed

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

This is hilarious tbh but hilarious in a way that makes me hate America.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The absolute dumbest timeline

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Countdown until toad ioons Winnie the Pooh as bictims of international political intrigue

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windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

boop the snoot posted:

With Trump it probably never gets past 4 o clock

The only time it ever gets for him is sun-down.

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