September Chat: Bowsette

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Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

# ? Sep 18, 2018 11:00

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# ? May 31, 2024 09:07

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

The White Dragon posted:

# ? Sep 18, 2018 12:14

lllllllllllllllllll: Feb 28, 2010; Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=C7hlciAMpyQ

New SF4 DLC looking good.

_{Well, it actually does look ok. I'm fine with everything these days.}

# ? Sep 18, 2018 12:44

Wildtortilla: Jul 8, 2008

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I think it's actually

Cranky Kong = Donkey Kong who fought against Jumpman
Donkey Kong Jr. = Rescued his father in the sequel
Donkey Kong (the Third) = Protagonist of DKC
Diddy Kong is DK III's nephew

With Diddy as DKIII's nephew that indicates DKIII has a sibling or DKIII is married and the spouse has a sibling. Do we know what the situation is?

# ? Sep 18, 2018 12:56

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

fuckin' timelines

# ? Sep 18, 2018 12:57

Help Im Alive: Nov 8, 2009

you don't wanna get into DK lore

# ? Sep 18, 2018 13:07

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

quote:

Chained Kong and the Smithy Gang

Chained Kongs thought to be Prisoners of War after it ended for some time, they were captured and taken to the Mushroom Kingdom for safe keeping, they appear serving the Smithy Gang against their will in Super Mario RPG as slaves. The Smithy Gang's primary goal is world domination.

It's speculated that the Smithy Gang helped the Mysterious Enemy/Kremlings during The War.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 13:19

suuma: Apr 2, 2009

That there would be a Donkey Kong Wiki and that Donkey Kong had extensive lore is not something I ever thought to consider so thanks for that I guess

# ? Sep 18, 2018 13:31

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

It�s like that old �if it exists, there is porn of it� rule, but way worse

# ? Sep 18, 2018 13:41

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

FirstAidKite posted:

I really wish The Room 3 and The Room Old Sins were available on steam like the first two games are. Those are some neat games. Any of you ever play them?

I like those games a lot and until this very moment I was unaware there was a fourth one! Thank you for the info I'm downloading it right now

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:16

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:35

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

Mods change my name to Presidential Toad

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:43

Help Im Alive: Nov 8, 2009

I pick toad in every game where he's playable so this is truly devastating

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:47

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

Toad did not deserve this

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:56

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Captain Toad sequel sounds pretty bad, actually

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:58

PantsBandit: Oct 26, 2007; it is both a monkey and a boombox

I always pick Bowser in all the games I play. Simple choice because he's always the best, hits hardest, highest top speed, knocks people around like it ain't no thing.

His downsides are always like "well if you wipe out it takes longer to get back up to speed" but if you're wiping out as the B-man then maybe go back to playing as Toad :cool:

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:59

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

the president unzips his fly

"HI!"

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:59

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

I had no clue what the gently caress you guys are talking about but now I know and it's just made me sad

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:01

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Regy Rusty posted:

I had no clue what the gently caress you guys are talking about but now I know and it's just made me sad

Secretly you've always suspected. We all have.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:07

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

Regy Rusty posted:

I had no clue what the gently caress you guys are talking about but now I know and it's just made me sad

Care to clue me in

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:09

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Jay Rust posted:

Care to clue me in

google "Mario Kart Toad DONALD TRUMPS COCK"

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:10

Truga: May 4, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:10

Phantasium: Dec 27, 2012

huh, i just assumed that was just a joke someone made in the simpsons meme thread

now it's just kind of boring

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:14

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Truga posted:

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:14

MechaSeinfeld: Jan 2, 2008

my dick looks like dry bones

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:19

Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

my dick look like blaarg

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:24

suuma: Apr 2, 2009

Truga posted:

this 'correction' is dated today but i feel like somebody made this same joke years ago

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:24

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Oh goddamn it. I hate you guys. I was just getting around to liking Toad again cuz Treasure Tracker is such a neat game.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:25

Viewtiful Jew: Apr 21, 2007; Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Oxxidation posted:

the president unzips his fly

"HI!"

Ready for adventure!

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:26

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

I really don't understand what's going on.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:30

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Jay Rust posted:

I really don't understand what's going on.

An early copy of Stormy Daniels' book got out and in it she compares Trump's penis to Toad. You're welcome.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:32

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Donald Trump existed first so technically Toad looks like his penis, not the other way around.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:34

bloodychill: May 8, 2004; And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life; Exciting Lemon

I don�t know what�s going on and I�m ok with that.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Wapo get Stormy Daniels to play Mario Kart 8 on Twitch

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:38

bloodychill: May 8, 2004; And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life; Exciting Lemon

https://twitter.com/trash_horse/status/1042034627714736128

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:39

Adam Vegas: Apr 14, 2013

The real question is what does Super Mario Broth have to say about all of this

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:43

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

FirstAidKite posted:

I really wish The Room 3 and The Room Old Sins were available on steam like the first two games are. Those are some neat games. Any of you ever play them?

yeah it's real weird they didn't port the rest of them. craziest thing is that when the vive was still a dev kit, they had a VR version of the room 1 running too, that never came out. read a story about a dude that hosed up his foot playing it, trying to lean on the table

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:53