PYF Memes: the jift that keeps on jivving

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Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

bike tory posted:

Im not American what is AutoZone?

see this is proper socialist praxis

# ? Sep 18, 2018 08:05

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# ? May 26, 2024 22:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Former DILF posted:

sometimes you go car camping and get so hosed up on gasoline that you forget to turn off the heat and wake up to a dead battery

e: if youre cool anyway

Just pack more blankets, jesus

# ? Sep 18, 2018 09:20

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Self checkout is good in theory, but in practice every time I decide to use one, I have forgotten that I bought beer and/or discounted items and I need to bother the supervisor anyway.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 09:22

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

# ? Sep 18, 2018 09:24

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Just ~~pack more blankets~~ warm yourself with the global warming caused by throwing your car batteries into the ocean, acidifying it and thereby reducing its capacity to absorb CO2, jesus

# ? Sep 18, 2018 09:26

Peanut Butter: Nov 7, 2011; Wee mannie

Galaxy brain: self checkout is good because you can steal high-value items by putting them through as vegetables, losing the company money

# ? Sep 18, 2018 09:34

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 09:38

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

That's some tight rear end broadway poo poo you got going on there my dude

Them ronin be dapper af

# ? Sep 18, 2018 09:59

Vapor Moon: Feb 24, 2010; Neato!; The Human Font

Wheany posted:

Self checkout is good in theory, but in practice every time I decide to use one, I have forgotten that I bought beer and/or discounted items and I need to bother the supervisor anyway.

You need a supervisor for discounted items? Are stores in your area really so lazy they don't update prices in the machines for things on discount?

# ? Sep 18, 2018 10:04

Der Kyhe: Jun 25, 2008

Vapor Moon posted:

You need a supervisor for discounted items? Are stores in your area really so lazy they don't update prices in the machines for things on discount?

Probably means expiration date discounts, they are just an extra sticker next to the barcode.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 10:13

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Milo and POTUS posted:

Just pack more blankets, jesus

lookit this fuckin bougie rear end bitch can afford blankets and a car

# ? Sep 18, 2018 10:21

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

I can't help but feel like this car battery meme is some 4Chan thing like new iPhones being waterproof or that you can charge them in the microwave.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 10:25

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Actually if you open the car battery you can drink the fluid

It is made from energizer.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 10:45

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Gasoline is full of calories, more than enough to supply your daily meals!

# ? Sep 18, 2018 10:46

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Fig. 1: Mythological adverserial brother of sponge bathist

# ? Sep 18, 2018 12:00

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Howdy

# ? Sep 18, 2018 12:14

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Howdy, cowpup

# ? Sep 18, 2018 12:18

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memes have taken the dankest turn: Eco-terrorism.

e: boy howdy

# ? Sep 18, 2018 13:05

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

# ? Sep 18, 2018 14:52

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

zoux posted:

she looks so happy :allears:

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:10

Montalvo: Sep 3, 2007; Fun Shoe

Forget car batteries, these past few pages make me want to throw myself into the sea.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 15:13

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Lol if you don't call a computer an idiot every day

# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:05

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:35

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Samuringa posted:

Liberia

# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:36

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

And you brits still use inches for stuff.
Also stone. What the gently caress is stone!?

# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:47

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

A former wrestler and famous actor

# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:49

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Hihohe posted:

And you brits still use inches for stuff.
Also stone. What the gently caress is stone!?

14 pounds (weight)

# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:56

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

pretty sure Uk still uses MPH for road signs. at least Scotland does. and in Canada it's still very common practice to refer to peoples' height and weight in feet/inches and pounds.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 17:33

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Blind Sally posted:

pretty sure Uk still uses MPH for road signs. at least Scotland does. and in Canada it's still very common practice to refer to peoples' height and weight in feet/inches and pounds.

We also buy petrol in litres and measure fuel economy in miles per gallon :colbert:

# ? Sep 18, 2018 17:38

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

It's simple:
Weight in metric except in butchers where it's lbs/ounces and people where it's stone and pounds
Liquid in metric except blood/beer/milk which comes in pints
Small distances in cm/m but larger distances in miles (height is measured in feet and inches and dick is measured in inches)

# ? Sep 18, 2018 17:51

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Captain Splendid posted:

We also buy petrol in litres and measure fuel economy in miles per gallon

And the British gallon is different from the American gallon, because the British pint is different than the American pint.

None of this makes any sense

# ? Sep 18, 2018 18:21

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

freelop posted:

It's simple:
Weight in metric except in butchers where it's lbs/ounces...

Just realised we weigh meat and babies in the same way...

Well, I use grams for meat. I have no loving clue how much an ounce is unless I'm looking at 8 little ziploc bags.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 19:15

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

https://twitter.com/real_farmacist/status/1042103870770610177

# ? Sep 18, 2018 19:16

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

freelop posted:

It's simple:
Weight in metric except in butchers where it's lbs/ounces and people where it's stone and pounds
Liquid in metric except blood/beer/milk which comes in pints
Small distances in cm/m but larger distances in miles (height is measured in feet and inches and dick is measured in inches)

The Canadian system is dead easy

Temperature in Celsius if it's about the temperature outside or inside your house, in Fahrenheit if it's about the temperature inside your body or your oven.
Weight in pounds, weight less than a pound in grams.
Liquid in litres and millilitres except for beer which is in pints that are bigger than the pints in America, and blood which they still call a pint even though I'm pretty sure they take 500ml.
Distance in feet, small distances in inches, really small distances in millimetres, large distances in kilometres.
Gas tanks in liters and driving distance in km, fuel efficiency in miles/gallon.

# ? Sep 18, 2018 19:18

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Everything in metric. It's easy as gently caress. Straightforward as gently caress

Only weirdo countries don't use it tbh

*stares directly at America*

# ? Sep 18, 2018 19:22

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Zzulu posted:

Everything in metric. It's easy as gently caress. Straightforward as gently caress

Only weirdo countries don't use it tbh

*stares directly at America*

Canada should also be coloured green on this map

# ? Sep 18, 2018 19:24

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

zoux posted:

In Spain I saw a bunch of the tourist gift shops selling boxes of little round pastries called "nun tits"

I thought you should know

# ? Sep 18, 2018 19:26

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

zoux posted:

no plague doctor beak?

# ? Sep 18, 2018 19:27

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Zzulu posted:

Everything in metric. It's easy as gently caress. Straightforward as gently caress

Only weirdo countries don't use it tbh

*stares directly at America*

*gives you the crazy eye back while loading round after round into magazines*

# ? Sep 18, 2018 20:03

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Brewmaster: Dec 10, 2007; Hi! I'm awkward.

You brits can get off your high metric horse right now, you even call your money "pounds" ffs!

# ? Sep 18, 2018 21:15

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