Aupairs September: What's the bloody go with 'em?!

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Chadzok: Apr 25, 2002

GoldStandardConure posted:

until they can pin it on a non-white backpacking fruit picker

reported to PM Morrison for pin-related pun. enjoy the 15 years scum

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:03

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Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottMorrisonMP/status/1042280700697706496

I keep rewatching this clip trying to figure out exactly where he is keeping that punnet of strawberries.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:03

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

Don Dongington posted:

IMO this means the Government now owns a stake in Foxtel.

ALP should Nationalise it.

Then use it to broadcast 12 channels of ABC content.

And one which is The Project 24/7 because CHUDs hate it.

QANDA every night with nothing but Moderate Left VS Extreme Left guests.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:06

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

He's pretty puffed out for what looks like a short walk with no inclines.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:06

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Cpt Soban posted:

QANDA every night with nothing but Moderate Left VS Extreme Left guests.

A channel with nothing but Shaun Micallef screaming

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:07

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Chadzok posted:

reported to PM Morrison for pin-related pun. enjoy the 15 years scum

morrison isn't the law

i am the law

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:07

ShoeFly: Dec 28, 2006; Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

Chadzok posted:

wish someone would put a pin in his twitter account

I tried to improve it, but :effort:

https://twitter.com/scottbotpm/status/1042281213933740032?s=21

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:07

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

The 24 Hour Waleed Aly channel (With special guest Yassmin Abdel-Magied)

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:08

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The 24 Hour Waleed Aly channel (With special guest Yassmin Abdel-Magied)

Don't stop

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:09

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Trapezium Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/patbcaruana/status/1042231747188912128

When you pull that "boat" out of its decorative base it is actually a brutal weapon, similar to a butchers knife but with a knuckle duster grip, as seen on the top left. The perfect weapon to decorate your office with when you wish to convey a threatening aura to potential challengers.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:09

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Don Dongington posted:

A channel with nothing but Shaun Micallef screaming

Mad as Hell is back tonight btw

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:22

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Senate report on Dutton is dropping in real time

edit:

quote:

The committee (except for the Coalition senators) has found:

It is the view of the committee that Minister Dutton had a clear personal connection and existing relationship with the intended employer of the au pair in the Brisbane case. Given his definitive answer in the House of Representatives, it is the view of the committee the minister misled Parliament in relation to this matter.

It is the view of the committee that Minister Dutton acted expeditiously in using his ministerial intervention powers to grant a tourist visa to the au pair in the Adelaide case. Whilst the use of these powers is within his rights as the relevant minister, the committee recognises this request for intervention may not have come to the attention of Minister Dutton prior to the individual�s removal from Australia if it was not for the fact it was raised through personal connections. Minister Dutton appears to have failed to give consideration to the damage to public confidence in the integrity of the immigration system that his actions could cause and, at best, reflects very poor judgement on the part of the minister.

In the Adelaide case, Minister Dutton signed the intervention documents despite acting ministerial arrangements being in place. No evidence presented assured the committee that there were any reasons why Minister Dutton signed the ministerial intervention in the Adelaide case rather than acting Minister Keenan, heightening perceptions that Minister Dutton acted due to a personal interest.

It is the view of the committee that substantial inconsistencies in evidence provided by the department during the course of the inquiry leaves significant doubt as to whether all relevant ministerial interventions have been captured by the inquiry.

Given the broad powers of the Immigration Minister, any perception of conflict of interest or corruption in relation to the use of ministerial intervention powers is detrimental to the integrity of Australia�s immigration system. While these powers are intended to ensure legitimate cases of humanitarian need or public interest can be addressed, Minister Dutton�s interventions in these au pair cases do not reflect community expectations of how such powers should be used.

At best, Minister Dutton�s actions have resulted in a perception, if not an actual, conflict of interest. To ensure transparent and accountable decisions, the Government should give serious consideration to strengthening the minister�s Statement to Parliament, requiring the minister�s Statement to declare that the ministerial intervention was made in accordance with the Ministerial Guidelines, thereby maintaining community confidence in the integrity of Australia�s immigration system.

Don Dongington fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Sep 19, 2018

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:40

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Have some very normal public discourse from a QLD senator.

https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1042189386094239744

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:48

Chadzok: Apr 25, 2002

Don Dongington posted:

Senate report on Dutton is dropping in real time

edit:

totally disagree. instead I recommend that the Minister for Home Affairs be commended for his prudent and diligent work as a Minister

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:49

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

https://twitter.com/AdamBandt/status/1042320971372290049

# ? Sep 19, 2018 08:58

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

L/NP comeback victory checklist:

Sharks win Grand Final.
Peter Dutton does not get referred to hight court.
Liberals win Wentworth.
Adani successfully funds its coal mine without government funding.
Trump's trade war causes the Australian dollar to crash causing people to vote for stability and status quo.
Bill Shorten has another policy backdown after a party room meeting.
The Project endorses Scott Morrison.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 09:50

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

Zenithe posted:

Have some very normal public discourse from a QLD senator.

https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1042189386094239744

YEAH! Lets go back to chanting GOD SAVE THE QUEEN every morning with portraits in every classroom! Back when MEN WERE REAL MEN!

I'm looking forward to the prominent baby boomers finally retiring from public life everywhere. They can sit in their nursing homes ranting "BACK IN MY DAY- - -"

# ? Sep 19, 2018 09:52

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Zenithe posted:

Have some very normal public discourse from a QLD senator.

https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1042189386094239744

https://twitter.com/patstokes/status/1042296415286812672

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:02

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Anidav posted:

L/NP comeback victory checklist:

Sharks win Grand Final.

Peter Dutton does not get referred to hight court.

Liberals win Wentworth.

Adani successfully funds its coal mine without government funding.

Trump's trade war causes the Australian dollar to crash causing people to vote for stability and status quo.

Bill Shorten has another policy backdown after a party room meeting.

The Project endorses Scott Morrison.

Mate even Rupes is on the Bill Bus, Sharks are cooked

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:22

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-19/blackface-mad-monday-stunt-by-football-players/10281160

quote:

The Tasmanian football club whose three players donned black face for an end of year celebrations have "apologised unreservedly".

Not again!

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:31

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

I'm quite prepared to sentence myself to twenty years of huffing pig farts if Anning has read any Gramsci.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:32

Les Affaires: Nov 15, 2004

oh no, not a utopia

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:37

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Can we work "Don't do blackface" into our school curriculum somehow?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:44

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

hooman posted:

Can we work "Don't do blackface" into our school curriculum somehow?

Bolt will write for a month about how needlessly PC that is and it's a sign of how crazy everything has gone.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:45

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

CrazyTolradi posted:

Bolt will write for a month about how needlessly PC that is and it's a sign of how crazy everything has gone.

I wonder if a pundit has come up with the take �opponents of blackface are the true racists because they imply there�s something wrong with being black�.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:50

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Zenithe posted:

Have some very normal public discourse from a QLD senator.

https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1042189386094239744

It's not much but I reported this tweet and you should too

# ? Sep 19, 2018 10:51

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

snoremac posted:

I wonder if a pundit has come up with the take �opponents of blackface are the true racists because they imply there�s something wrong with being black�.

"I'm colourblind and see people as people and you are the real racist for noticing the differences" is definitely a take that gets some play.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:01

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/sep/19/turnbull-warned-rupert-murdoch-trying-remove-him-prime-minister

Turnbull was warned Rupert Murdoch was trying to remove him as prime minister

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:04

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

MysticalMachineGun posted:

It's not much but I reported this tweet and you should too

His entire account is wild, and the replies are alt-right trash

https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1042187536808927232

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:09

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Zenithe posted:

https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1042189386094239744

bandaid.friend posted:

https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1042187536808927232

Sounds good to me fam

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:16

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Anyone got an info bomb showing that the boats were never stopped just that the Government censored the media from reporting them?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:17

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

I don't think he knows what deconstructing means. Hey everyone - I think Anning is not only nuts but STUPID as well?! Who's with me?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:18

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Cpt Soban posted:

QANDA every night with nothing but Moderate Left VS Extreme Left guests.

ABC iView: "Content not found"

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:21

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

Quoting myself because it seems nobody here watched the video. Or just went outside for a long walk after it like I did.

drunkill posted:

Watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhWpr2ZsOFk

And then watch the royal commission ignore disabled people in aged/residential care and continued to be ignored.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-18/steele-john-breaks-down-listing-disabled-deaths/10269358

And no reports on boat arrivals because journalists dont want to go to jail.

I mean, one landed in QLD during the spill remember?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:21

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

bandaid.friend posted:

His entire account is wild, and the replies are alt-right trash

https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1042187536808927232

My toddler writes more coherent sentences than this and she draws circles in crayon instead of writing

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:21

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Cpt Soban posted:

YEAH! Lets go back to chanting GOD SAVE THE QUEEN every morning with portraits in every classroom! Back when MEN WERE REAL MEN!

I'm looking forward to the prominent baby boomers finally retiring from public life everywhere. They can sit in their nursing homes ranting "BACK IN MY DAY- - -"

unfortunately it's american but it's still a little helpful

http://www.incendar.com/baby_boomer_deathclock.php

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:30

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Starshark posted:

I don't think he knows what deconstructing means. Hey everyone - I think Anning is not only nuts but STUPID as well?! Who's with me?

construct means to build so deconstruct means to tear down duh

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:33

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

Anidav posted:

Anyone got an info bomb showing that the boats were never stopped just that the Government censored the media from reporting them?

I�m sure some of my old navy pals would have that info, but they probs don�t wanna get murdered in their sleep by the weaponised AFP.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:37

ShoeFly: Dec 28, 2006; Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

drunkill posted:

Quoting myself because it seems nobody here watched the video. Or just went outside for a long walk after it like I did.

I watched it this morning. Jordan is a seriously impressive young guy, I reckon he was a good choice to replace Scotty2Hotty.

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:44

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BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

Are we certain that�s Anning�s actual account and not some 4chan nazi dickhead using the name of a more prominent non-4chan nazi dickhead?

# ? Sep 19, 2018 11:50

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