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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Those under-arm webs were certainly a thing, weren't they?

Legit can't wait for Mysterio in Far From Home tho!

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

davidspackage posted:

Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Thursday Friday Saturday

On the seventh day he rested. And took a bunch of Advil.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Infinitum posted:

Those under-arm webs were certainly a thing, weren't they?

Legit can't wait for Mysterio in Far From Home tho!

Any spider-man costume that doesn't have them is invalid.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lurdiak posted:

Any spider-man costume that doesn't have them is invalid.

Up to the elbow = Cool and good
Up to the wrist = Ohh child what are you doin?

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006


Mister Miracle #11

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Teenage Fansub posted:


Mister Miracle #11

Why isn’t Darkseid murdering that baby?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



I really need to read Mister Miracle it looks like.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

VanSandman posted:

Why isn’t Darkseid murdering that baby?

Look, that baby's holding his nose hostage. Even Darkseid knows that if that baby dies before he learns its whereabouts, it might never be found.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Bruceski posted:

You're right, my mistake.

Is Kraven throwing leopards at Spidey?

Or is Spidey throwing leopards at Kraven? He's the one with his hands on them.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Darkseid found the anti-life equation while changing its diapers.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Cleretic posted:

Look, that baby's holding his nose hostage. Even Darkseid knows that if that baby dies before he learns its whereabouts, it might never be found.

The Anti-Nose Equation.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004





VanSandman posted:

Why isn’t Darkseid murdering that baby?

Real talk, why isn't Darkseid murdering that kid?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

He is perplexed by this being that shows no fear towards he, Darkseid

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Push El Burrito posted:

Plus some of them have guns.

All I'm thinking of now is a combination of Dr. Octopus and Kraven called Dr. Ocelot, who wears feline print clothing and has four robotic arms that shoot hunting rifles.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I thought babies instinctively cried in Darkseid's presence.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Lurdiak posted:

I thought babies instinctively cried in Darkseid's presence.

No. That's me

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Teenage Fansub posted:


Mister Miracle #11

Same issue



The utter depravity

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009

Infinitum posted:

Real talk, why isn't Darkseid murdering that kid?

it's a baby trade

it's a thing they do on Apokolips

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

zoux posted:

Same issue



The utter depravity

You know what bothers me more than the double dip? The coloring on Darksied's neck. It looks like someone spent a fortune on an intricate mask, and then forgot to apply makeup to the neck.

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

Still mad this wasn't one of the unlockable suits in Spider-Man PS4. I want my web-wings, dammit.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

CzarChasm posted:

You know what bothers me more than the double dip? The coloring on Darksied's neck. It looks like someone spent a fortune on an intricate mask, and then forgot to apply makeup to the neck.

That's the colorists subtle satire that Darkseid is Trump

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

Same issue



The utter depravity

Darkseid, you've spent so much time hanging out on other people's couches, you will eat those dry-rear end veggie sticks and you will like it

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sentinel Red posted:

Still mad this wasn't one of the unlockable suits in Spider-Man PS4. I want my web-wings, dammit.

For me I wanted it as part of the regular controls. Something like how L3 is Dive, but as a toggle for limited Glide.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

davidspackage posted:

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Thursday Friday Saturday

I like that name. It's identifiable.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Sentinel Red posted:

Still mad this wasn't one of the unlockable suits in Spider-Man PS4. I want my web-wings, dammit.

They're a backpack collectible and spidey says that they indeed looked awesome but didn't serve the purpose he wanted of giving him limited gliding

And indeed Spiderman with the web wings indeed makes for the more iconic silhouette

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



zoux posted:

Same issue



The utter depravity

drat. He truly is the god of evil.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

This is definitely one of those covers where it feels like somebody might be working through some underlying sexual stuff.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Thor #5

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder have some horrifying stories to tell.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Random Stranger posted:

Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder have some horrifying stories to tell.

Didn't Malekith kill them right after Odinson became unworthy?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Skwirl posted:

Didn't Malekith kill them right after Odinson became unworthy?

They're divine goats. You can make them into soup and they'll be fine in the morning.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Skwirl posted:

Didn't Malekith kill them right after Odinson became unworthy?

I think he only killed one. I forget which though.

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.

Random Stranger posted:

They're divine goats. You can make them into soup and they'll be fine in the morning.

As long as you leave the bones untouched.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Bloodly posted:

As long as you leave the bones untouched.

gonna need to be more specific on which bone we're talking about after that comic

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Coolguye posted:

gonna need to be more specific on which bone we're talking about after that comic

There's a whole thing in Norse mythology that Thor could kill his goats, cook and eat them but as long as the bones weren't damaged they would come back fine afterwards.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Clearly they had the same mutation as Wolverine, but Thor never thought to give the bones some adamantium upgrades.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



muscles like this! posted:

There's a whole thing in Norse mythology that Thor could kill his goats, cook and eat them but as long as the bones weren't damaged they would come back fine afterwards.

That wooshing sound over your head was a chariot being pulled by two goats.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/DocShaner/status/1039238191641972736

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