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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Casimir Radon posted:

Not unless his idiot friend also has a doppelganger.

I fully expect that guy to have more than one allegation on the back burner. Dude wrote a book about spending his youth black out drunk

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Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/maninthehoody/status/1042126333969457152?s=21

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/olivianikole78/status/1042502769091928064?s=21

:thunk:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/reecejhawaii/status/1042514671285231618?s=19

Lol

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

I remember seeing something along the lines of

"OK imagine a company with X number of employees. X% have criminal offenses, Y% have been indicted for X Y or Z, etc etc etc. Would you want anything at all to do with that company? Would you hire them for anything? Well guess what, I'm actually talking about the US Senate!"

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

facialimpediment posted:

labdkdjsoegeksbemehdjshs

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1042457897689595904?s=19

I mean

I should expect this by now but how can you really think BUILD A WALL ON IT is a solution to everything

http://www.greatgreenwall.org

This one is way better

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

facialimpediment posted:

labdkdjsoegeksbemehdjshs

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1042457897689595904?s=19

I mean

I should expect this by now but how can you really think BUILD A WALL ON IT is a solution to everything

tbf Spain's already built it:



EBB
Feb 15, 2005

...are they that worried about Portugal or is this a Gibralter thing?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Why that's quite pleasant looking and not at all a national embarrassment.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




load bearing border walls

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Just build giant electrified fences like Jurassic Park.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

A Bad Poster posted:

Just build giant electrified fences like Jurassic Park.

How do you say "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word" in russian

other than cyka blyat

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


EBB posted:

...are they that worried about Portugal or is this a Gibralter thing?

Spain still has sovereign land on the coast in Morocco

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MA-Horus posted:

How do you say "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word" in russian

other than cyka blyat

google translate gives the literal book translation as
нет, нет, вы не сказали волшебное слово

It's obviously wrong, but I don't speak Russian.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

the border wall built by good in-diddley-tentions

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

EBB posted:

the border wall built by good in-diddley-tentions

СУКИ!!

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

EBB posted:

...are they that worried about Portugal or is this a Gibralter thing?

Probably Gibralter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY_Yiu2U2Ts

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

sometimes I love him

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Milo and POTUS posted:

sometimes I love him

He may well accidentally outlaw or dismantle your nuclear force. Which'll be.. interesting.

Or at least interesting for anyone left afterwards.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

EBB posted:

...are they that worried about Portugal or is this a Gibralter thing?

Ceuta and Melilla, two Spain enclaves on the Moroccan coast that count as EU territory in North Africa, so a lot of sub-Saharan migrants and asylum seekers try to cross over and get whatever counts as Dry Shoe status for the EU. Spain and Morocco have an under the table relationship where they bend or break a lot of 'official' EU regulations and policies to control the migrant population and keep them contained in camps on the Moroccan side of the border. In response, the migrants have occasionally staged mass crossing attempts that often result in deaths. It hasn't got as much attention lately since the mass exoduses from Syria/Libya started up but it's been going on since the early 2000s.

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2014/02/spain-accountability-urged-appalling-migrant-deaths-ceuta/

https://www.hrw.org/news/2014/03/24/spain/morocco-protect-migrants-asylum-seekers

edit - Ceuta and Melilla is literally what Trump is thinking about when he talks about the Wall, golf courses and beach resorts on one side, hordes of dark skinned foreigners getting gunned down by rubber bullets and pushed into the surf to drown on the other.

Terrifying Effigies fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Sep 20, 2018

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001



Surely that's a coincidence...

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Lmao Deputy Flood was involved.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It wasn't aliens. Sorry.

https://twitter.com/KTSMtv/status/1042548115633451008

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:catstare:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
maybe theyre just really interested in uranus

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Hot Karl Marx posted:

maybe theyre just really interested in uranus

Need to rename that earlier rather than later

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/kellyweill/status/1042447989237862401?s=21

When you hate big government because it’s not racist enough for you and also won’t let you legally sexually abuse children.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Mister Sinewave posted:

I remember seeing something along the lines of

"OK imagine a company with X number of employees. X% have criminal offenses, Y% have been indicted for X Y or Z, etc etc etc. Would you want anything at all to do with that company? Would you hire them for anything? Well guess what, I'm actually talking about the US Senate!"

Oklahoma State Senate, to be scrupulously fair. Still abominable, etc

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hope he goes to jail sooner rather than later

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


lmao I worked there as an intern every summer when I was in high school

that was like 20 years ago though so probably (hopefully) nobody i knew

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Fister Roboto posted:

lmao I worked there as an intern every summer when I was in high school

that was like 20 years ago though so probably (hopefully) nobody i knew

the other possibility: did you notice any cameras in the bathroom?

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
I just made the mistake of checking out the comments on a nytimes article debunking false "facts" about the Dr accusing the new supreme court nominee of sexual assault.

Most of the MAGA crowd in the comments skipped the article and are repeating the claims over and over despite direct evidence to the contrary being a single mouse scroll up the page.

Your country is actually hosed, there is no returning to a bipartisanship as far as I can see.

Hell of a time to quit drinking.

*Edit - I saw this and now you have to as well

Abongination fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Sep 20, 2018

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

I’m phone posting and it’s way too long and :stare: to quote from, but the NYT has a long, well-researched article that lays out Russia’s interference in the 2016 election. This is very well worth the read.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/09/20/us/politics/russia-interference-election-trump-clinton.html

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042733544466989057?s=19

You guys protected the poo poo out of Iraq and Afghanistan lol

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Oh, we're protecting the poo poo out of it all right.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

Oh, we're protecting the poo poo out of it all right.

Usually when running a protection racket you’re trying to extract money not spend more

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
We should take the oil

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

hobbesmaster posted:

Usually when running a protection racket you’re trying to extract money not spend more

Yeah, well, you see, its a racket within a racket.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

boop the snoot posted:

We should take the oil

AND POUR IT ON OUR ENEMIES AS THEY STORM OUR CASTLES

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Those 1,488 kids are not misplaced. They are just in the special kid camp.

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