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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
derp de derp i'm dadchat and i've never heard of a hog lagoon before

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Volkerball posted:

derp de derp i'm dadchat and i've never heard of a hog lagoon before

look we werent all born in a hog lagoon

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Homura and Sickle posted:

look we werent all born in a hog lagoon

Creature from the Hog Lagoon.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Jag probably buries his victims in shallow graves in the woods like a bitchmade amateur. Hog lagoons are where the pros dispose of bodies.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
hogloon

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Volkerball posted:

Jag probably buries his victims in shallow graves in the woods like a bitchmade amateur. Hog lagoons are where the pros dispose of bodies.

I thought you are supposed to use man-eating pigs like Mason Verger.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Horseshoe theory posted:

I thought you are supposed to use man-eating pigs like Mason Verger.

No you dissolve them in pig poo poo

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

The Muppets On PCP posted:

the democrats need to be destroyed along with the republicans, op

that comes after

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

that comes after

democratic party leaders: how about now

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

you coastal elites have never splashed around in a hog lagoon and tasted the thick pork waters and you expect to win back the white working class??

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


*bravely* i will never hog lagoon

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
this was about 10-15 years before cafo operations became the norm so it was relatively humane but my 1st grade teacher her family owned a hog farm and we took a field trip to literally see how the sausage was made and boy that smell doesn't leave you

The Muppets On PCP fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Sep 20, 2018

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

my dad almost got killed by a wild hog when he was six

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

it was one of several things that tried to kill him when he was six. hogs, aeroplanes, his grandmother

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

avshalemon posted:

my dad almost got killed by a wild hog when he was six

was it one of these guys?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI6Ib7wVHbM

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
hog lagoon overflowing? oh, is the freakin cheeto shitwaffle tweeting again!

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

The Muppets On PCP posted:

was it one of these guys?


it was absolutely john travolta

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
with his mouth sewn shut he still shakes his butt
cuz he's hitler and swayze and trump and travolta

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i lived in boone when that movie came out and midlife crisis motorcyclists were a legit thing. they'd blast through the tourist trap downtown every saturday morning, the bullshit echoes from their oversized hot wheels toys reverberating off the hills and destroying all hope of suffering through a hangover in relative peace

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i told myself i would go to bed early today and catchup on sleep and instead i spent two hours writing a four page email

one day i'll manage to sleep on time

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/JaclynReiss/status/1042456754284650498

profound stuff

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
https://apnews.com/aad956b7281f4057aaac1ef4b5732f12

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

jfc

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

that's a really auspicious number

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.






pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Is Fortnite qualitatively more fun and/or addictive than other games, or did it just sort of hit critical mass among young people? There is a park behind my house that in prev. years had a lot of neighborhood kids in it playing baseball etc. and it just occurred to me that it's been deserted all summer.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

pangstrom posted:

Is Fortnite qualitatively more fun and/or addictive than other games, or did it just sort of hit critical mass among young people? There is a park behind my house that in prev. years had a lot of neighborhood kids in it playing baseball etc. and it just occurred to me that it's been deserted all summer.

critical mass, it's minecraft for the older tween set and enough of the freemium addiction-enhancement methods developed over the last half decade thrown in to really grab this demographic and eat all their spare time. plus network effects, if everyone you know is playing a game you're more likely to check it out and play with your friends as well

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
Get those thoughts and prayers ready chuds! Mass Shooting in Maryland

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




pangstrom posted:

Is Fortnite qualitatively more fun and/or addictive than other games, or did it just sort of hit critical mass among young people? There is a park behind my house that in prev. years had a lot of neighborhood kids in it playing baseball etc. and it just occurred to me that it's been deserted all summer.

a few things

1) it kinda filled the gap in br genre wrt quality/polish that was absent at the time, and still is to some capacity
2) it has no chat etc so you cant get slurred at
3) the skill floor is extremely low both for the genre and games as such in general, the game is designed to be forgiving
4) the world/art/style design is very colourful and embraces wacky/crazy stuff

basically they struck goldmine in a new hot gaming genre, and then executed it very well both as to making product and marketing it, and critical mass was easily reached

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




luxury handset posted:

critical mass, it's minecraft for the older tween set and enough of the freemium addiction-enhancement methods developed over the last half decade thrown in to really grab this demographic and eat all their spare time. plus network effects, if everyone you know is playing a game you're more likely to check it out and play with your friends as well

it actually doesn't have any nebulous freemium mechanisms. you get what you buy for, there are 0 lootboxes or gambling elements in it.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Farking Bastage posted:

Get those thoughts and prayers ready chuds! Mass Shooting in Maryland

i used up my weekly thoughts and prayers quota on yesterday's mass shooting in wisconsin

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
I'm gonna send prayers and thoughts instead

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




The Muppets On PCP posted:

i used up my weekly thoughts and prayers quota on yesterday's mass shooting in wisconsin

i can give you some spare, with pope visiting latvia soon so there's +1 to prayer production in all castles

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://bongocat.io/

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
pubg is better than fortnite

and pubg is bad



are they really suggesting it fell off the back of a truck?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Edit: Literally a repeat of the same thing said one comment above. I should refresh before posting.

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