#blessed pics: *burbles contentedly*

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Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/ynYOpgd.mp4

# ? Sep 20, 2018 19:53

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# ? May 29, 2024 17:17

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

If you’re not a handsome man, at least be a handy man!

DoombatINC posted:

I'm just a guy
But I can be different
If I must
I suppose

These belong in the cursed thread.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:20

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ynYOpgd.mp4

Hell yes!

# ? Sep 20, 2018 20:21

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

McGavin posted:

These belong in the cursed thread.

It's like you've never even watched Reb Greene or something

I'm tugging for ya, we're all in this same boat

# ? Sep 20, 2018 21:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Egbert Souse posted:

i havent laughed this hard in a while

# ? Sep 20, 2018 21:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Iron Crowned posted:

You know, it really does amaze me how many people don't own any actual tools. You know like a #1 Phillips-head screwdriver, or a non-decoration claw hammer.

whats a decoration claw hammer lmao is it like the bicycle in jerry's apartment

# ? Sep 20, 2018 21:27

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ynYOpgd.mp4

Someone pet this fukken dog stat

# ? Sep 20, 2018 21:42

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

DoombatINC posted:

It's like you've never even watched Reb Greene or something

I'm tugging for ya, we're all in this same boat

You and the others are all beautiful blessed bastards.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 22:22

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Oscar Wild posted:

*scribbles Canadian into notebook*

*closes notebook*

Last time I was in Montreal I was surprised at all the women just slamming shots one after another, is that a canadian thing?

# ? Sep 20, 2018 22:38

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ynYOpgd.mp4

Look at that fuckin' dog

# ? Sep 20, 2018 22:47

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 20, 2018 23:15

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/realmcren/status/1042880277788295168?s=19

# ? Sep 20, 2018 23:15

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

hotel for dogs 2: road trip

# ? Sep 20, 2018 23:18

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

nerdz posted:

Last time I was in Montreal I was surprised at all the women just slamming shots one after another, is that a canadian thing?

Yeah, sounds like Tuesday up here tbh

# ? Sep 20, 2018 23:52

jemand: Sep 19, 2018

This bird is getting drunk...

# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:27

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

From the funny pictures thread:

RareAcumen posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:31

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

jemand posted:

This bird is getting drunk...

That's how I'd get drunk if I were a bird.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:32

coleman francis: Aug 8, 2007; Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl; Hair Elf

jemand posted:

This bird is getting drunk...

I love when they stop by in spring to devour crabapples and you can basically walk up and pet them cause they are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted

# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:57

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 01:32

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

DrPossum posted:

The most welcoming mat

# ? Sep 21, 2018 02:17

Pecked To Death: Jun 27, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 04:36

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dU2UdSM.mp4

How can I already hear them screeching without unmuting this?

# ? Sep 21, 2018 04:47

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dU2UdSM.mp4

this makes my soul itchy in a strange way

# ? Sep 21, 2018 06:57

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Sep 21, 2018 12:16

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

bring back old gbs posted:

cronenberg is doing a pokemon movie?

# ? Sep 21, 2018 13:07

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Former DILF posted:

this makes my soul itchy in a strange way

It makes your soul itchy?

# ? Sep 21, 2018 13:10

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

Fun fact about these birds is that they have an enlarged liver to deal with eating fermented berries. They've been binging for so many generations that there's been a positive selection for the ones that best could handle their booze.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 14:29

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

a regular parrot can easily drink a regular human under the table, and then stumble home no problem (too drunk to fly)

# ? Sep 21, 2018 14:36

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

*bird wakes up on a beach in France*

ugh.... not again!

# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:16

Chubbs: Feb 13, 2008; In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.; Grimey Drawer

"Oh poo poo, is this the Southern Hemisphere? Too many berries, man."

# ? Sep 21, 2018 17:41

content: Feb 13, 2014

DrPossum posted:

cronenberg is doing a pokemon movie?

Would watch.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 18:54

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

content posted:

Would watch.

That would really be an incentive to stop your Pokemon from evolving :gonk:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:49

content: Feb 13, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

That would really be an incentive to stop your Pokemon from evolving

What? Squirtle is evolving! Congratulations! Your Squirtle evolved into Pulsating Sweat Cock Eternally Suffering from the Weight of his own Sins!

# ? Sep 21, 2018 20:04

plainswalker75: Feb 22, 2003; Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles; Hair Elf

# ? Sep 21, 2018 20:57

content: Feb 13, 2014

plainswalker75 posted:

Colin Mochrie's lookin' good these days.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 21:01

naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Sep 21, 2018 21:30

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I kept waiting for sasquatch or a man being chased by a bear or something and it never happened. Still p blessed though.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 21:33

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

content posted:

Colin Mochrie's lookin' good these days.

heh

# ? Sep 21, 2018 21:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

naem posted:

god that's cozy.

# ? Sep 21, 2018 21:52

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# ? Sep 21, 2018 22:41

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