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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Kalli posted:

Because neither of these teams can pass.

I firmly believe the Jets can!

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Naturally Selected posted:

8 yds combined.

CRIPPLEFIIIIGHT

Hahahaha yes.

I think Tony Gonzalez is technically a TE the Browns can throw money at....

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I forget who argues bad olines don't travel (is that a Lombardiism? am I seriously quoting Lombardi?) but good lord, they don't work at home either.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


wow look at that deep ball

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
DOUBLED THE PASSING YARDAGE OF BOTH TEAMS IN ONE PLAY, HOLY HELL

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Surprised that hit to darnolds legs didn't get called

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I must be two minutes behind because I'm missing the excitement.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
According to the depth chart on the Browns website Baker is the backup and Stanton is third string.

I don't understand why you have Stanton on the roster in that case. I guess to have a veteran guy in the quarterback room but...well roster spots are kinda useful things.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Run the drat ball lol

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
They should have kept it on dog cam all first quarter. We wouldn't have missed anything.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

shyduck posted:

wow look at that deep ball

New rule should be any ball that travels over 10 yards and is completed automatically gets your team 2 points.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

it baffles me how hard they're talking up Darnold

hes gonna be a star?? two games bros two games

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Only showing like 2 seconds of that dog is a loving War crime

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Zyla posted:

it baffles me how hard they're talking up Darnold

hes gonna be a star?? two games bros two games

He wasn’t even good last week

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Zyla posted:

it baffles me how hard they're talking up Darnold

hes gonna be a star?? two games bros two games

I mean, he has to do remarkably little to be the best quarterback the Jets have ever had if you don't count that year of a hurt Favre. Pennington was good for a while but he died really fast.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Eifert Posting posted:

Only showing like 2 seconds of that dog is a loving War crime
Amen. That dog owns and is already everything Darnold and Mayfield could ever hope to be.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I'm just here for that dog.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Jets win

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

a new quarter time to shake off last quarter

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Insurmountable lead, Jets bicth

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

:fork:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



maybe the pass rushers are all tuckered out now

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
Hi. How can I learn more about that good dog? Name, favorite toys, etc?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
When I was a kid my grandparents had a lake house that we would all go to in Lake Tillery, NC. They had a really nice deck that had a screen door that went out to it. One time we were there when my sister was really little and she was full of energy she was running around the house and came around the corner and ran smack into the screen door and it cut her in a few places. So she was sitting there howling her head off and apparently my grandfather was sick of this happening because my cousin had done the exact same thing a few weeks prior. So grandpa, without hesitation, just calmly takes out his pocket knife out and cuts the screen out of the door.

What I'm saying is that my grandfather is better at executing screens than the Jets.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

yay jets

(ducks garbage)

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Sweeper posted:

He wasn’t even good last week

He wasn't that good week 1 either. I still think he's gonna be fine, he's just a rookie and stupid young on top of it and this is the kind of defense that can take advantage of that.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Game over, just head to the locker room Browns and beat traffic

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


how long does it take beer to expire?

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Hahaha that was great defense Gregg, get hosed.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
truly an insurmountable lead

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Oh cool Isiah had a TD...and he's on my Fantasy Bench...good for Crowell. I support this.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

zimbomonkey posted:

When I was a kid my grandparents had a lake house that we would all go to in Lake Tillery, NC. They had a really nice deck that had a screen door that went out to it. One time we were there when my sister was really little and she was full of energy she was running around the house and came around the corner and ran smack into the screen door and it cut her in a few places. So she was sitting there howling her head off and apparently my grandfather was sick of this happening because my cousin had done the exact same thing a few weeks prior. So grandpa, without hesitation, just calmly takes out his pocket knife out and cuts the screen out of the door.

What I'm saying is that my grandfather is better at executing screens than the Jets.

:eyepop:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

nikosoft posted:

Hi. How can I learn more about that good dog? Name, favorite toys, etc?

The Browns mascot?

He's named Swagger. I have no idea why or how I know this.

e: I entirely missed the dog everyone is talking about, maybe this was on the screen.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

nikosoft posted:

Hi. How can I learn more about that good dog? Name, favorite toys, etc?

His name is Swagger.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Crowell getting a revenge TD

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Browns deflated

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Nice edge contain. Those receivers blocked defensive ends

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


rare footage of a browns win

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



wow

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

:lol:

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