Post itt every time you lol that trump is president

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Post itt every time you lol that trump is president

Grimdude: Sep 25, 2006; It was a shame how he carried on

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

How and when did Ted Cruz achieve his final form of becoming the least likable politician of our time? Like yeah there's a LOT of lovely ones, but goddamn Cruz is just so awful.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 01:48

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 11, 2024 05:16

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Handle with Caution; Nap Ghost

Grimdude posted:

he worked hard for it goddammit!

# ? Sep 22, 2018 01:54

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Only tangential to Trump but the twist in this ad is a good-rear end lol:

https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/1043263058066530306

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:07

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

flashy_mcflash posted:

GOSAR THE DESTRUCTOR

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:11

nockturne: Aug 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

canyoneer posted:

Holy poo poo. Pro click. lol.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:18

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

https://twitter.com/jeffpearlman/status/1043308623491817472

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:19

Dissapointed Owl: Jan 30, 2008; You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

flashy_mcflash posted:

Paid for by the M. Night Shyamalan super PAC.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:23

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

flashy_mcflash posted:

PAUL GOSAR IS A SON OF A BITCH

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:23

rafikki: Mar 8, 2008; I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD

flashy_mcflash posted:

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:25

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Handle with Caution; Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

that poo poo is savage!

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:28

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

It is I, Combover Leader.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:29

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

flashy_mcflash posted:

I was trying to guess the twist for most of the commercial and I was way off. Solid lol.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:30

Stryder: Oct 3, 2002

flashy_mcflash posted:

Hoooly LOL.

"Paul Gosar failed to take out the trash for me when I told him he could have my dessert."

"Paul Gosar stole one of my geography papers and copied it word for word when he had the same teacher two years after I did."'

"If Paul Gosar really cared about boundaries, he would've stayed on his side of the backseat."

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:32

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Grimdude posted:

he's gonna win by 20

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:33

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

flashy_mcflash posted:

That's some good poo poo right there.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:34

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

All of it is my favourite part but my favourite favourite part is the poo poo-eating, barely-contained smirk on his opponent at the end.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 02:40

wuffles: Apr 10, 2004

flashy_mcflash posted:

holy hell that was savage

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:02

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Wait, so now Trump believes a failing New York Times story?

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:06

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

flashy_mcflash posted:

Jesus. I'm guessing he does not get invited to the family Christmas dinner.

Brutal

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:16

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

WhyteRyce posted:

Read the Woodward book. He believes everything they print.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:28

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

flashy_mcflash posted:

Holy poo poo

Did not see that coming

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:29

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

flashy_mcflash posted:

Holy gently caress I'm dying this is incredible

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:38

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

flashy_mcflash posted:

thats uh. wow.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:38

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Brill's second ad is him revealing that he's Gosar's biological father.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:39

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

flashy_mcflash posted:

oh my fuuuuuuck

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:44

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Ahahaha his Twitter is getting lit up

https://twitter.com/BurkeThos/status/1043307613973295105?s=19

https://twitter.com/Rellyluvsfairen/status/1043315159702351872?s=19

https://twitter.com/VeryFakePhil/status/1043276949995642882?s=19

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:48

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

That ad is the best we will see. Holy poo poo click that.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:53

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Jim Ross: bah gawd that man got owned by his family

# ? Sep 22, 2018 03:58

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

I was wondering why the gently caress they all looked the same

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:01

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

flashy_mcflash posted:

Fuuuuccccckkkk

The sad thing is I bet he is +20 district and nothing matters.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:07

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Raged posted:

You know exactly which district he represents just by looking at a map, lol

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:10

Telephones: Apr 28, 2013

flashy_mcflash posted:

Damnnnnn

now this is an ad for the T TO RUMO era

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:12

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1043278255740973058

Beto: It's supremely hosed up how often unarmed black men are killed by police.
Cruz: Actually it's cool and good. :confused:

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:26

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

nooneofconsequence posted:

drat, did Cruz get any reactions like this??

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:39

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

nooneofconsequence posted:

posting my opponent�s impassioned, stirring words.. to own the libs?

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:43

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

flashy_mcflash posted:

Lmfao holy poo poo, even Roy Moore's family didn't abandon him like this

He must have hosed over every single one of his family members at some point. I absolutely have to know the back story some day

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:53

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

I think Ted Cruz might have a crush on Beto.

# ? Sep 22, 2018 04:58

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/seb_uHu/status/1043323642720002050

# ? Sep 22, 2018 05:15