NCAA Week 4 GDT: Bama broke cfb

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

PostNouveau posted:

For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of watching a Texas game this year, we've started the Turnover Cow tradition where anyone who gets a turnover gets to ride Bevo.

Seems like the kind of thing that could end with someone doing something very stupid

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LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Proteus Jones posted:

I�m actually indifferent. I�m just a fan of ranked teams I don�t care about getting clowned.

I....I still don't know.

Your response was like a splinter in my mind and now I have to know.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:48

DOUBLE CLICK HERE: Feb 5, 2005; WA3

G-Hawk posted:

1 texas
2 texas tech
3 houston
3 baylor
4 tcu
5 texas a&m

the records and results speak for themselves folks

False, #1 is North Texas.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:49

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Zoran posted:

Seems like the kind of thing that could end with someone doing something very stupid

It's ok Bevo's a good cow

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buddhanc: Feb 16, 2010

DOUBLE CLICK HERE posted:

False, #1 is North Texas.

Yeah I'm actually gonna agree with this

No joke

They out here whoopin everybody's rear end

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G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

DOUBLE CLICK HERE posted:

False, #1 is North Texas.

gently caress i knew i forgot someone. i'll slot them in at #2, behind texas, obviously

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MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

The rest of the team is playing so well

I'm very sad

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Balzac Jones: Dec 26, 2008

I have literally never seen Oregon stop Stanford in a big-bodies-on-big-bodies situation like that before.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:50

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

That was a big momentum swing. How long would the tying FG have been?

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Fightin' Herms are folding

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:50

DOUBLE CLICK HERE: Feb 5, 2005; WA3

Let's. Go. Sundevils!

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MelancholyMark: May 5, 2009

PostNouveau posted:

That was a big momentum swing. How long would the tying FG have been?

Think it would've been around a 50 yder

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:51

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

go mean green, you�re (kind of) also my alma mater and you completely sucked when I was there

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I don't think I'd like to ride a cow but maybe petting it would be nice.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:51

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Wisconsin's secondary is awful

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:51

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

LeeMajors posted:

I....I still don't know.

Your response was like a splinter in my mind and now I have to know.

I am NOT a VT fan.

There are only three teams I will consistently root for:

Iowa - because I went there
Army - because my brother went there
NC State - because my nephew is currently there

E: The only time I would root for VT is if they�re playing Ohio State or Penn State.

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hifi: Jul 25, 2012

asu's coverage looks like rear end

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:52

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Rick posted:

I don't think I'd like to ride a cow but maybe petting it would be nice.

No you don't want to do that, that's a beta move. You have to be the Alpha Cow.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:52

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Play Toren Young more imo

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:52

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

G-Hawk posted:

1 texas
2 texas tech
3 houston
3 baylor
4 tcu
5 texas a&m

the records and results speak for themselves folks

University of North Texas mothercukers

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:53

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Oregon qb good

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:53

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

This is the second best Stanley game ever after OSU and the stupid punt return team is going to gently caress it up

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

gently caress YES. IOWA TOUCHDOWN!!!!

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:53

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Kinnick at night is the voodoo zone

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:53

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

University of North Texas mothercukers

yeah fine fair point i was just trying to troll multiple fanbases simutaneously

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MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

GET A loving STOP AND ALSO CATCH THE PUNT AFTER THANKS

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:54

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/BryanDFischer/status/1043642444087054336

Never dont #goacc

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

MourningView posted:

GET A loving STOP AND ALSO CATCH THE PUNT AFTER THANKS

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I think I'm going to become an ASU fan just because they're always the last team to play every night.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:54

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Proteus Jones posted:

I am NOT a VT fan.

There are only three teams I will consistently root for:

Iowa - because I went there
Army - because my brother went there
NC State - because my nephew is currently there

E: The only time I would root for VT is if they�re playing Ohio State or Penn State.

Good enough.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:54

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

I wonder if on a goal line stand type situation if the defense ever pulls in the biggies from the OL to space stuffers

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:54

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Kinnick at night is the voodoo zone

Wisconsin cannily tried to break the curse of Top 5 teams in Kinnick by losing last week and I am on to them

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DOUBLE CLICK HERE: Feb 5, 2005; WA3

Ducks still quackin!

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

What a play by Oregon :stare:

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

ducks bitch

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:56

MelancholyMark: May 5, 2009

Please gently caress up the snaps again Oregon

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:56

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

How did that WR find that space? That was great juking around

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:57

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

LMAO Oregon being consistently fucjed by the zebras

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:57

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

I�m so ready for down at the 1 followed by another scoop and score

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

PostNouveau posted:

No you don't want to do that, that's a beta move. You have to be the Alpha Cow.

F..fin..fine.

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