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The Hellsing fanfiction that needs a new co-writer is a thing of beauty.quote:‘Ew I‘m gonna be sick!! Stupid lovey-dovey sappy people!!! Stupid tourist!!!!’ thought Riot in disgust. Watching them would make anyone sick, so lost in their fat, grease guzzling lives! She bent down and went back to work on the stale blue BMW. quote:"Bruter!! This piece of poo poo isn’t worth it!!" she yelled out to the near-deaf man, banging the wrench against a sheet of corrugated iron. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Sep 23, 2018 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:The Hellsing fanfiction that needs a new co-writer is a thing of beauty. quote:“YOU!! CHILD O HELL!! TA NITE TA LARD’S JUSTICE DEMMANS YIR LIFE FORFEIT!!" Oh Lard save me!
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# ? Sep 23, 2018 01:17 |
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Fplus dramatic reading/audiobook when?
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# ? Sep 23, 2018 05:03 |
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T-man posted:Fplus dramatic reading/audiobook when? We should kickstart it if Twisted Part 2 ever comes out
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# ? Sep 23, 2018 16:35 |
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Mods please change my name to Oedapussy. I finally bought a case for the phone I bought in February so I could also finally put my Do You Even Lift Bros sticker on it
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 00:02 |
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He entered her weeping opening, pushing himself as far into her warmth as he could
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:52 |
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I distinctly remember one of the F-Plus live readings using the phrase "oozing gash" while describing lady parts. That one's still tops for me when it comes to grotesque imagery, but weeping opening is definitely second
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:06 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:He entered her weeping opening, pushing himself as far into her warmth as he could When I got to that line I had to stop the podcast and tell my non-listener partner about it. It is peak HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS poo poo!
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:13 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:He entered her weeping opening, pushing himself as far into her warmth as he could When I got to that line I had to stop the podcast and tell my non-listener partner about it. It is peak HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS poo poo!
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:21 |
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OOH MY NEGADUCK MY NEGADUCK PLEASE I WANT YOU SO BADLY PLEASE PLEASURE ME WITH YOUR TONGUE PLEEEEEEEASE I'm listening to this in a restaurant (through headphones) and it's a good thing there's almost no one else here because I can't stop loving laughing at this dumb poo poo
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:22 |
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Just came across the phrase "weeping skin condition" in a book about an environmental dystopia. Very sexy.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:01 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:"Bruter!! This piece of poo poo isn’t worth it!!" she yelled out to the near-deaf man, banging the wrench against a sheet of corrugated iron.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:49 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:OOH MY NEGADUCK Hot white ducksauceeee
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 16:13 |
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I cannot hate that Hellsing fanfic writer enough. I initially thought they wanted an editor. And alright, fine, that's a thing people need. But no, it seems like they want someone to just write the loving story based on their 100% barebones direction. I can see why their cowriter ran out on them. It's a loving Ideas Guy but with writing fiction. Yes, this is what I am choosing to focus on here. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Sep 24, 2018 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I cannot hate that Hellsing fanfic writer enough. I initially thought they wanted an editor. And alright, fine, that's a thing people need. But no, it seems like they want someone to just write the loving story based on their 100% barebones direction. I can see why their cowriter ran out on them. It's a loving Ideas Guy but with writing fiction. Still better than the Arthur/Rugrats/Rocket Power guy, who sounded like a literal Porn Ideas Guy.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:57 |
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Lemon has a truly nasty little new game. Best played with a laptop touch pad.Antivehicular posted:Still better than the Arthur/Rugrats/Rocket Power guy, who sounded like a literal Porn Ideas Guy.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 07:13 |
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If it's been awhile, go and listen to the Supernatural or Sherlock episodes (mostly the Supernatural one) where they read kink memes, which are always 99% pornography ideas guys and like two people actually writing things.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 22:42 |
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Listen to the Supernatural episode for that, but mostly listen to it for Dean's pee-pee and balls.
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 03:14 |
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Kumquat yelling HARRY POTTER is always a delight
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 06:04 |
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Waffleman_ posted:Kumquat yelling HARRY POTTER is always a delight my name is the boob luva, the boobed luva
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 15:10 |
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I seriously want him to release an audiobook of Sorcerer's Stone.
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 15:18 |
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Waffleman_ posted:I seriously want him to release an audiobook of Sorcerer's Stone. Id prefer the enhanced "Socceror's Stone" edition
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 15:35 |
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I’d pay a lot of money for kumquat audiobooks
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 15:58 |
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Digirat posted:I’d pay a lot of money for kumquat audiobooks YES HI HELLO! CALL ME ISHMAEL.
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 16:49 |
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HEY! IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORRRST OF TIMES!
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 18:37 |
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The rest of the cast musing over top of the Harry Potter character/porn star list is art.
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 18:56 |
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Waffleman_ posted:Kumquat yelling HARRY POTTER is always a delight HOW TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER BROOM, HOW TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER ROOM HOW TO DO TAI CHI HARRY POTTER!!! by the way does anyone have the WAKE UP, YOU'RE UNDER PSYCHIC ATTACK ringtone or party party party? I just realized it's very easy to add a custom alarm on my phone.
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 23:32 |
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Does anyone have a link to the skit about the guy that realizes he's been drunk for 20 something years and finally sobers up and doesn't remember anything after age 12? I think it was Left Handed Radio but I couldn't find much of their stuff. I need to show it to someone.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:12 |
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A Moose posted:Does anyone have a link to the skit about the guy that realizes he's been drunk for 20 something years and finally sobers up and doesn't remember anything after age 12? I think it was Left Handed Radio but I couldn't find much of their stuff. I need to show it to someone. That was LRH but I don't remember the episode. Bozarth posted an archive or something of LRH a month or two ago in this thread.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:27 |
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Digirat posted:Id pay a lot of money for kumquat audiobooks Unironically I would pay full price for Kumquat Reads James Joyce
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:38 |
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A Moose posted:Does anyone have a link to the skit about the guy that realizes he's been drunk for 20 something years and finally sobers up and doesn't remember anything after age 12? I think it was Left Handed Radio but I couldn't find much of their stuff. I need to show it to someone. It’s in episode 200 part 2 as a clip
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:47 |
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I KNOW THIS IS A 101 NOVICE SITE, AND REALIZE THAT I'M NOT GETTING A SINGLE DIME FOR BEING HERE EITHER. I COULD BE OFF HELPING CLIENTS, OR WORKING ON FORMULATING NEW POTIONS AND RECIPES, YET THERE ARE SOME SINCERE FOLKS WHO HAVE PRESSING NEEDS, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY ACTUALLY WANT TO LEARN REAL SORCERY, NOT HARRY POTTER FART MAGIC
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:26 |
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Oh god where can i get that fart magic
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 02:56 |
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The Wizard Forums!
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:01 |
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big dyke energy posted:HOW TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER BROOM, HOW TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER ROOM HOW TO DO TAI CHI HARRY POTTER!!! Here you go. E: That's just PSYCHIC ATTACK, I don't know about PARTY PARTY PARTY.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:24 |
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Goon Danton posted:Unironically I would pay full price for Kumquat Reads James Joyce Especially, at least, the first chapter of Finnegan's Wake.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:19 |
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YES HI HELLO. FOR FIFTEEN YEARS, YOU HAVE WONDERED "WHO IS JOHN GALT?"
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:28 |
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darthbob88 posted:Here you go. E: That's just PSYCHIC ATTACK, I don't know about PARTY PARTY PARTY. Thank you!!
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:53 |
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Just beware, you can never listen to the crystals episode ever again.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:56 |
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big dyke energy posted:by the way does anyone have the WAKE UP, YOU'RE UNDER PSYCHIC ATTACK ringtone or party party party? I just realized it's very easy to add a custom alarm on my phone. You might be able to extract PARTY PARTY PARTY from https://partypartypartyparty.party/
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