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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I don't even know what Illegal Block in the Back is but if they call it THIS OFTEN maybe they should get rid of it.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

BUG JUG posted:

just stretch it out and kiss your kid on the mouth, you'll feel better later buddy.

actually its demand your son stoop and kiss you on the mouth, while filming

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
The crowd is deafeningly loud here in Detroit

-- a new sentence in the English language

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

MazelTovCocktail posted:

What is the crowd shouting?

that looked like roughing the passer

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

MazelTovCocktail posted:

What is the crowd shouting?

they're shouting LETS GO LIONS

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

MazelTovCocktail posted:

What is the crowd shouting?

sounded like overrated but I got the volume low

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Butthole remains clenched unless Detroit gets points off of this drive.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Patriots generally look mortal in September so I won’t go nuts, but would this be the first time they had a losing record past week 1 in a while?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

KERRYYON MY WAYWARD SON

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

If this isnt a three and out...

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

fsif posted:

Patriots generally look mortal in September so I won’t go nuts, but would this be the first time they had a losing record past week 1 in a while?

the lions have never beaten tom brady

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
reminder that tom brady had a MAGA hat in his locker, which is synonymous with neo-nazis and white supremacists

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
After the Jags game, I don't really believe the Patriots are going to win this game.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

you lost to a team that got shithoused by the jets

A Jets team that just lost to the Browns.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

fsif posted:

Patriots generally look mortal in September so I won’t go nuts, but would this be the first time they had a losing record past week 1 in a while?

its the first time the browns have a better record than the patriots in the history of the nfl

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Remember when we lost Amendola and traded Cooks and then tried to trade Gronk

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

VJeff posted:

I don't even know what Illegal Block in the Back is but if they call it THIS OFTEN maybe they should get rid of it.

it's when you push someone down from the back and they can't see you coming up-- it's a foul cause it's dangerous but everyone does it because risk/reward.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Is this the year we can finally count out Touchdown Tom, he asks, frantically with desperation in his voice.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Tim Whatley posted:

Remember when we lost Amendola and traded Cooks and then tried to trade Gronk

yeah that was the offseason

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Zyla posted:

KERRYYON MY WAYWARD SON

https://youtu.be/SHoNWwhzh3M (again)

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fsif posted:

Patriots generally look mortal in September so I won’t go nuts, but would this be the first time they had a losing record past week 1 in a while?

In 2012 they started 1-2

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Tim Whatley posted:

Remember when we lost Amendola and traded Cooks and then tried to trade Gronk

wow, this could have been so much worse

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
And to think Gronkowski could be on the winning team right now if he wasn't a baby

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

C-Euro posted:

Butthole remains clenched unless Detroit gets points off of this drive.

:same:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that one was definitely roughing the passer

il serpente cosmico
May 15, 2003

Best five bucks I've ever spend.

VJeff posted:

I don't even know what Illegal Block in the Back is but if they call it THIS OFTEN maybe they should get rid of it.

It literally is exactly what it sounds like. Blocking someone in the back

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
FEED MY SON KERRYON

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
i will count out touchdown tom until i die

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Mr Hootington posted:

And to think Gronkowski could be on the winning team right now if he wasn't a baby

its kinda funny he'd rather retire than play for the lions tho

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Wait that bluto guy is the lions head coach now?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Tim Whatley posted:

Remember when we lost Amendola and traded Cooks and then tried to trade Gronk

Brady has been bailing out Belichick’s awful personnel decisions for a straight decade now.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Zyla posted:

its the first time the browns have a better record than the patriots in the history of the nfl

I suspect under legal review you will find this stat to not be true (the Browns kept the old Browns records).

Although it does make me wonder if the new Browns managed to for a week at some point in one of those seasons where they were ok.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
gently caress you matt stafford

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Zyla posted:

its kinda funny he'd rather retire than play for the lions tho

I mean, wouldn't you?

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

What a possession

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

The Patriots have won.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
This bodes well

Lost Season
Nov 28, 2013

a lions... three and out????

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
poo poo, Lions reverting to lionhood

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