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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



ulmont posted:

15-17 if you only look at NFL head coach, or 221-62-1 if you only look at college and vacate the first 5 Alabama wins from 2007.

don't doxx me bro

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I mean they just lost a game but it was a pretty long time before that since they lost another one.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

DJExile posted:

pats got shithoused by jacksonville



lmao

They discovered the secret was to not remove their heel from Brady's throat.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
You mean the trick to beating the Patriots is to just keep your foot on the gas and not to play prevent?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Flikken posted:

You mean the trick to beating the Patriots is to just keep your foot on the gas and not to play prevent?

Doug Marrone proving that it actually is possible to learn from something and adjust. This makes him better than 90% of the coaches in the NFL.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Play posted:

Doug Marrone proving that it actually is possible to learn from something and adjust. This makes him better than 90% of the coaches in the NFL.

People said Marrone was terrible at Buffalo, but he's been fine since he got to the Jags.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Rotflmfao

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
https://twitter.com/FO_ScottKacsmar/status/1043017314424172550

Tom Brady went on to lose that Super Bowl, by the score of 41 to 33.


Andy Reid's placeholder starter/backup QB tree has more head coaching Super Bowls than Bill Belichick's coaching tree.

FuriousxGeorge fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Sep 22, 2018

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Hi thread

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Glad we have new material to laugh at

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

evergreen thread

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
This is the best thread.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hey Pats, you lost to Matt Patricia's winless Lions whose season-opener against the Jets was a prison movie.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

lol

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
C'mon now they only need to get a TD, a 2 point, an onside kick, another TD and another 2 point and they can force overtime in under 2 minutes.

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
The Patriots lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the Browns.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJSprague24 posted:

New England lost to Detroit who lost to the Jets who lost to the Browns.

Browns better than the Pats. :getin:

:laffo: Patriots.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
L O S T

S E A S O N

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
The Browns have a better record than the Patriots.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
^^ gently caress you

Guys.

Guys.





Guys.

Patriots 1-2
Browns 1-1-1

You don't even have to do win-chains to prove it. The Browns have an outright better record than the Patriots

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Lmao

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

triple sulk posted:

tom brady is old and bad and likes trump and making out with his son

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Brady was just hurling the ball at imaginary receivers in the 4th quarter and getting pissier and pissier as his fuckups piled up

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

You guys are literally laughing at two old men. Trump's America indeed

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Just remembered that my boss is a Pats fan, too bad I won't see him tomorrow.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the patriots are still #1 in my heart!

and thats all that matters

they gave a good effort otu there

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_4bLNM0axE

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

OH MY GAWD ITS A BRADY FUCKIN FAIL

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
I wonder what Ehud's former coworker thinks of all this.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Tom Brady Sr. Doesn’t Think His Son Will Ever Get Over Super Bowl Loss To Eagles

“He was [nearly catatonic] this time. He got out of there pretty fast,” Tom Brady Sr. told Christopher Gasper of The Boston Globe.



FuriousxGeorge posted:

Nick Foles brought their dynasty to a permanent end. Laugh all you want.

Educated fans saw the Patriots collapse to Browns level play coming a mile away.

FuriousxGeorge fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Sep 24, 2018

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


iospace posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Educated fans saw the Patriots collapse to Browns level play coming a mile away.

Intelligent. Composed. A modern collapse of Western Rome and Foles the Odoacer. *blows on bubble pipe*

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Oh this thread is still up.

And I'm still laughing.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Has Father Time finally claimed Touchdown Tom

God I hooe so

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Has Father Time finally claimed Touchdown Tom

God I hooe so

lol remember when he threw the ball 30 loving yards at an utterly empty patch of grass and got flagged for intentional grounding and then got sacked after dancing around the backfield like Jonny loving Manziel on the next play?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

I wonder what Ehud's former coworker thinks of all this.

He has sarcastically posted “Dolphins are going to the super bowl” twice on my FB wall so far this season

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
hahahaha the Lions Bitch.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

It's 2018 and the Cleveland Browns have a better record than the New England Patriots because the world is a fundamentally chaotic and hilarious place.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

I wonder what Ehud's former coworker thinks of all this.

he is out buying an LA Rams jersey.

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

count out touchdown tom

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