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bike tory posted:An artist made this:
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Sep 24, 2018 06:02
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the horny cycle of eternal return continues
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Sep 24, 2018 06:15
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https://twitter.com/sattou0/status/1043878070107557890
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Sep 24, 2018 13:51
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What makes this the dumbest, shittiest dystopia is that last week the Mario franchise was synonymous with Trump's gross looking dick so the internet getting horny for a transgender goth waifu is honestly a massive improvement for Nintendo's brand.
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Sep 24, 2018 16:45
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all dicks are beautiful. even ones that shout IM THE BEST in a soprano scream.
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Sep 24, 2018 16:59
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I don't understand how bowser shape shifted into a goth princess
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Sep 24, 2018 17:00
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he ate the loving transformative pink-crowned mushroom that gave him the powers necessary to become an object of sexual desire for mario you dumbass
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Sep 24, 2018 17:02
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lol if you aren't popping shrooms for a mario-daddy so you can get him off
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Sep 24, 2018 17:03
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trap sprung but there's some new item in a new game that's a little crown that turns a character into a princess
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Sep 24, 2018 17:05
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how the gently caress does anyone get by in this dystopia without that common knowledge available to them at a moments notice? what do you do when mario comes by to gently caress you, watch netflix so he can ignore your scaly gross, shelled dragon body? lmbo get real, no one is gonna gently caress your stupid dragon rear end otherwise.
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Sep 24, 2018 17:08
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cheesy on my peeny
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Sep 24, 2018 17:09
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the internet is really freaking weird
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Sep 24, 2018 21:12
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Spotify and Ancestry Team Up to Create DNA-Curated Playlistsquote:Someone with Chinese heritage might get classical musician Wu Fei on their playlist, while a person with a Spanish background might get the rock band Los Sírex. This will ‘encourage [Ancestry's] audience to explore the soundtrack of their heritage If "gently caress the Police" doesn't show up in your dna music list you have cop genes in your system.
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Sep 24, 2018 22:13
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Spotify and Ancestry Team Up to Create DNA-Curated Playlists In a fit of insanity I did the 23 and Me and found out I’m 1.8% Native American (Central America). I now identify with this more than the other 98.2% of my DNA and will fill out census forms accordingly
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Sep 24, 2018 22:20
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i'm gonna provide a similar service except it finds patterns in loads you shoot into cummr® brand napkins.
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Sep 24, 2018 22:34
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Spotify and Ancestry Team Up to Create DNA-Curated Playlists wow! racism delivered by the cloud!
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Sep 24, 2018 22:37
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Sep 24, 2018 22:46
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Sep 25, 2018 00:36
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Lol, I'm so glad that this is fiction satiring the way enforcement of happiness is broken
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Sep 25, 2018 00:41
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lol
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Sep 25, 2018 00:57
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it will if you put your cleats through it
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Sep 25, 2018 01:51
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Sep 25, 2018 01:51
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boss got back from nyc for ieee neural interface workshop wherein the most in depth ethical consideration boiled down to "what if you get brainjacked and start killing people lol" to which i replied a) people are already murdering people for no reason constantly b) capitalism will come up with much more sinister manioulations that murderjacking lmao
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Sep 25, 2018 02:06
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these are tue experts im charge of outlining standards for the next 50 years of neural interfaces lmao
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Sep 25, 2018 02:07
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how many thousands of accidental lobotomies will this technology produce none of them were accidental
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Sep 25, 2018 02:09
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Food Boner posted:boss got back from nyc for ieee neural interface workshop wherein the most in depth ethical consideration boiled down to your boss just watched Ghost in the Shell with a bunch of other nerds on company time
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Sep 25, 2018 02:13
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Atrocious Joe posted:your boss just watched Ghost in the Shell with a bunch of other nerds on company time i would have
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Sep 25, 2018 02:15
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SMILE, CITIZEN-CONSUMER. YOUR CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS MANDATORY.
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Sep 25, 2018 02:45
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dont be mean to me posted:how many thousands of accidental lobotomies will this technology produce i actually came on this idea withy wife the other day since only rich people will get whatver neural interface emerges due to cost i could just build in a back door...
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Sep 25, 2018 04:23
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dont be mean to me posted:i would have yeah unfortunately this is academics mostly so its 90 percent ego bullshit
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Sep 25, 2018 04:24
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dont be mean to me posted:how many thousands of accidental lobotomies will this technology produce I still don't trust the laser eye surgery, I'm not getting a brain implant in my lifetime.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:06
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I'd rather starve to death.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:34
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The Nastier Nate posted:I still don't trust the laser eye surgery, I'm not getting a brain implant in my lifetime. i look forward to getting cyberbrain scoliosis
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Sep 25, 2018 16:39
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gotta re-install ya to baseline breh, fresh install, formatted. sorry breh. we'll back up your memories.
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Sep 25, 2018 22:41
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https://twitter.com/Iiftrs/status/1043928772691603457
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Sep 26, 2018 00:33
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I guess we don't have a choice but to kill them all then.
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Sep 26, 2018 01:02
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just casually suggesting i should be able to live forever because i lucked into being co-founder of Facebok, nabd. what you up to?
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Sep 26, 2018 01:21
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im depressed lol posted:just casually suggesting i should be able to live forever because i lucked into being co-founder of Facebok, nabd. what you up to? he'll die like a dog and all of his money won't save him
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Sep 26, 2018 01:33
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:I guess we don't have a choice but to kill them all then. The most inspirational TV moment in the last 10 years was the season 1 finale of Spartacus.
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Sep 26, 2018 01:35
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:I guess we don't have a choice but to kill them all then.
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