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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Totel facke.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:35

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# ? May 29, 2024 22:19

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

goddamn

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:59

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

quote:

A Labrador Retriever service dog who pulled his disabled owner into the recovery position after he was struck unconscious, then covered him with a blanket. He also retrieved his mobile phone and pushed it against his face. Endal only left his owner's side to fetch help once he had regained consciousness.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 02:12

Sorority Fister: Aug 7, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

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# ? Sep 25, 2018 02:21

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

# ? Sep 25, 2018 02:24

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

# ? Sep 25, 2018 03:20

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

bloom posted:

Wow.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 03:24

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

We Know Catheters posted:

Oops. I meant this one

# ? Sep 25, 2018 03:25

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

But how did he pay? I mean you answered all other questions except that one.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 03:30

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Zil posted:

But how did he pay? I mean you answered all other questions except that one.

Ducats

# ? Sep 25, 2018 03:38

content: Feb 13, 2014

Zil posted:

But how did he pay? I mean you answered all other questions except that one.

maybe the cashier was feline generous

# ? Sep 25, 2018 03:42

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hell yeah Butters is rad

You're killin it, Butters

# ? Sep 25, 2018 03:52

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

content posted:

maybe the cashier was feline generous

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

We Know Catheters posted:

woah

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:17

content: Feb 13, 2014

elmer chud posted:

I�ll be here all week. Try the fish.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:26

GIRL BRAINS: Sep 5, 2011; The gods are small birds

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This must be in Texas

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:27

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

We Know Catheters posted:

If I wasn�t lazy I�d photoshop a vu meter around the pulsing rear end crack line. :hmmyes:

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:29

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/DocBastard/status/1044427110935334912

Keep clicking on the quoted tweets.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 05:14

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/DocBastard/status/1044427110935334912

Keep clicking on the quoted tweets.

His site is pretty good as well. Thanks for the link.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 05:30

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://i.imgur.com/VCTio2I.jpg :nws:

# ? Sep 25, 2018 06:44

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

So, how was jail?

# ? Sep 25, 2018 06:52

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Azhais posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OJJ7DaN.mp4

Kheldarn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/iQhw19c.gifv

Former DILF fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Sep 25, 2018

# ? Sep 25, 2018 07:24

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VCTio2I.jpg

tom of san quentin

DiggityDoink fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Sep 25, 2018

# ? Sep 25, 2018 08:09

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

DiggityDoink posted:

tom de san quentin

# ? Sep 25, 2018 08:10

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Former DILF posted:

The shark lady has some moves.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 08:14

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Former DILF posted:

nah mine still fits the syntax better, it's tom "of" finland not tom "bunch of moonspeak"

# ? Sep 25, 2018 08:15

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

bring back old gbs posted:

just a couple of fellas stinkin up a bike seat

# ? Sep 25, 2018 11:09

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

We Know Catheters posted:

Google job Google.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 14:13

GIRL BRAINS: Sep 5, 2011; The gods are small birds

Pastry of the Year posted:

Abe-san...

# ? Sep 25, 2018 14:57

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/NoChorus/status/1044344063917543430

# ? Sep 25, 2018 21:45

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

If I wasn�t lazy I�d photoshop a vu meter around the pulsing rear end crack line.

Id splice in gifs of Star Trek enterprise getting hit, people reacting to earthquakes and such

# ? Sep 26, 2018 00:44

naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Sep 26, 2018 01:18

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

naem posted:

Lol

# ? Sep 26, 2018 01:23

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

naem posted:

my god

he's right

wiggle wiggle wiggle

# ? Sep 26, 2018 02:14

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/Ytg9Ry7.mp4

# ? Sep 26, 2018 02:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?