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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Kavanaugh defines "sexual intercourse" as the repeated penetration of the female sexual organ with the male sexual organ that culminates with orgasms by both the male and female parties.

According to that definition, Brett is still a virgin.

Get it? Because he can't last long enough to get his girlfriend or woman to come.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 00:56

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 02:27

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

# ? Sep 25, 2018 00:57

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

firm like a boner

# ? Sep 25, 2018 00:57

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Over Easy posted:

firm like a boner

He didn't have a boner till 25 though

A shameful unmarried boner

# ? Sep 25, 2018 00:59

GoluboiOgon: Aug 19, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Reminder that McConnell and Ryan had a giant list of extremely thoroughly vetted republicans that would have coasted through confirmations because the crats wouldn't dare delay the process of removing every single right that women fought for.

This confirmation is only being held up because Trumbp is a loving retard that instead went with Rapey Raperton because he can't resist shooting himself in the foot at every opportunity.

wasn't kavanaugh selected because he clerked for justice Kennedy, and allowing kennedy's protoge to take his spot was a key factor in getting kennedy to step down before the midterms? probably a much smaller pool of vetted republicans who kennedy sees as their protoge, and the rest may have had just as many skeletons in their closet.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 00:59

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Over Easy posted:

"I've never let what women say stop me from getting what I want" - Brett Kavanaugh

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:01

IDONTPOST: Apr 18, 2018

Why doesn�t Trump say gently caress it and give the nomination to anyone else who the decorcum loving Dems will happily pass through? Is that not a thing he can do?

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:01

Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/1044343784849514496

Considering that Kavvy Boy pushed so hard for every lurid detail during the whole Clinton/Lewinsky thing I feel like the senators should probe and demand excruciating detail from him about what he did to mitigate that lack of sex. I just want to live in a world where we know the president has a small deformed dick and a sitting supreme court justice is an incel with bizarro masturbation habits.

IDONTPOST posted:

Why doesn�t Trump say gently caress it and give the nomination to anyone else who the decorcum loving Dems will happily pass through? Is that not a thing he can do?

Like everything else Tromp is taking this whole thing as an affront to him personally. Swapping out the nomination would be caving and Donny Goodbrains never backs down.

Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Sep 25, 2018

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:02

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

IDONTPOST posted:

Why doesn�t Trump say gently caress it and give the nomination to anyone else who the decorcum loving Dems will happily pass through? Is that not a thing he can do?

Because he wants the dude who will give him a free pass on everything, and he is scared of giving power to sexual assault allegations considering he is a serial predator

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:03

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

GoluboiOgon posted:

wasn't kavanaugh selected because he clerked for justice Kennedy, and allowing kennedy's protoge to take his spot was a key factor in getting kennedy to step down before the midterms? probably a much smaller pool of vetted republicans who kennedy sees as their protoge, and the rest may have had just as many skeletons in their closet.

Kavanaugh was selected because he literally wrote an article about how he'd never try a president for crimes

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:05

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Over Easy posted:

This headline should be:
Despite women's protests Kavanaugh keeps fighting

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:09

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

IDONTPOST posted:

Why doesn�t Trump say gently caress it and give the nomination to anyone else who the decorcum loving Dems will happily pass through? Is that not a thing he can do?

Because he's a bastard man retard.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:17

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

IDONTPOST posted:

Why doesn�t Trump say gently caress it and give the nomination to anyone else who the decorcum loving Dems will happily pass through? Is that not a thing he can do?

Because he has to win at all costs (to other people).

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:18

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1044376619987750912

No time for assault

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:19

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1044376619987750912

No time for assault

*cops check hand-written diary from 36 years ago*
"being a good fried... focusing on "sports".... studying hrad... drat! No sex! Let 'im go, boys, dis one's innocent!"

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:22

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/katekelly/status/1044376788032507909

This is the weirdest thing

quote:

�Judge Kavanaugh and Ms. Dolphin attended one high school event together and shared a brief kiss good night following that event,� the statement continued. �They had no other such encounter. The language from Judge Kavanaugh�s high school yearbook refers to the fact that he and Ms. Dolphin attended that one high school event together and nothing else.�

Ms. Dolphin said she had never kissed Judge Kavanaugh. �I think Brett must have me confused with someone else, because I never kissed him,� she said through her lawyer.

Yeah, this article just has a lot of weird and hosed up stories in it

quote:

Michael Walsh, another Georgetown Prep alumnus, also listed himself on his personal yearbook page as a �Renate Alumnus.� Alongside some song lyrics, he included a short poem: �You need a date / and it�s getting late / so don�t hesitate / to call Renate.�

Mr. Walsh, a bank executive in Virginia, was one of scores of Georgetown Prep alumni who signed a letter to Senate Judiciary Committee leaders vouching for Judge Kavanaugh�s �sharp intellectual ability, affable nature, and a practical and fair approach devoid of partisan purpose.� He did not respond to requests for comment.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:22

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1044376619987750912

No time for assault

"We have these great lifelong friendships that are fantastic, and supporting each other through the ups and downs of life."

Surprisingly on-the-nose way to describe your friends who helped you try to rape women.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:27

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Balthesar posted:

Avenatti is like the perfect foil to Trump and I hope they face eachother in 2020. There is no outcome which benefits humanity so best to just hope for the most entertaining.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:46

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I didn�t do not nary one rape cause I didn�t have time due to spending all my time being a good friend.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 02:08

Dr.Caligari: May 5, 2005; "Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

He was such a gentlemen they shared a brief goodnight kiss

..... then partook in some monumental humiliation

Even at face value that stupid story doesn't make any sense

# ? Sep 25, 2018 02:09